Winston Churchill should change his name to Loseston Churchill

LavaLamp_GuitarTramp
LavaLamp_GuitarTramp Posts: 143
edited July 2008 in A Moving Train
Seeing as how he's dead & all.

"Loseston, we have a problem" - Tom Hanks, Apollo 13
"Why stand when you can sit?" - Winston Churchill
"Why sit when you can dance?" - Me
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  • stupidcorporatewhore
    stupidcorporatewhore Posts: 761
    LavaLamp_GuitarTramp wrote:
    Seeing as how he's dead & all.

    "Loseston, we have a problem" - Tom Hanks, Apollo 13

    can I buy some pot from you?
  • fuck
    fuck Posts: 4,069
    LavaLamp_GuitarTramp wrote:
    Seeing as how he's dead & all.

    "Loseston, we have a problem" - Tom Hanks, Apollo 13
    what the hell is wrong with you
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    "I do not understand the squeamishness about the use of gas. I am strongly in favour of using poisonous gas against uncivilised tribes" - Writing as president of the Air Council.

    "I do not admit...that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America, or the black people of Australia...by the fact that a stronger race, a higher grade race...has come in and taken its place" - Churchill to Palestine Royal Commission, 1937.

    "One may dislike Hitler's system and yet admire his patriotic achievements. If our country were defeated, I hope we should find a champion as admirable to restore our courage and lead us back to our place among the nations" - From 'Great Contemporaries', 1937.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    It's like an effortless wit class, on your wedding day.
  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    crack is whack, kids.
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    its like a traffic jam, when you're already late. isn't it ironic?

    wait, no! thats not irony at all!
  • baraka
    baraka Posts: 1,268
    Byrnzie wrote:
    "I do not understand the squeamishness about the use of gas. I am strongly in favour of using poisonous gas against uncivilised tribes" - Writing as president of the Air Council.

    "I do not admit...that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America, or the black people of Australia...by the fact that a stronger race, a higher grade race...has come in and taken its place" - Churchill to Palestine Royal Commission, 1937.

    "One may dislike Hitler's system and yet admire his patriotic achievements. If our country were defeated, I hope we should find a champion as admirable to restore our courage and lead us back to our place among the nations" - From 'Great Contemporaries', 1937.

    :eek:
    The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance,
    but the illusion of knowledge.
    ~Daniel Boorstin

    Only a life lived for others is worth living.
    ~Albert Einstein
  • deep_ocean_
    deep_ocean_ Posts: 22
    Are you serious Clark?!
    "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine"

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