I'm Sorry I Slept With Your Sister

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  • EvilToasterElf
    EvilToasterElf Posts: 1,119
    I'm confused, is the persona the rather crude character or the poem, or the hyperdefensive jargonated academic in the posts?
  • HunterandHunted
    HunterandHunted Posts: 140
    EvilToasterElf wrote:
    I'm confused, is the persona the rather crude character or the poem, or the hyperdefensive jargonated academic in the posts?

    Neither of the above - he's the fine young gentlemen sitting quietly in the corner touching an Iguana in places an Iguana should never be touched....
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    HunterandHunted wrote:
    I'm not really.
    I only said it to make you feel better,
    And because I'd feel bad if you started a fight and I had to kick your ass too.

    Even that night after I said sorry,
    When we all got drunk and you passed out - we did it again.
    Twice. Once in the same room.

    Perhaps I wouldn't have if you hadn't tried to get involved.
    She is after all, a fully consenting adult.
    And she called you a stupid cunt, for getting involved.
    But you ignited my vindictive streak.

    I didn't really want to sleep with her again. But I did.
    And it's her I feel bad for.

    I can sometimes shock myself with my hypocrisy and rules made for my own private games - but at least I can admit them to myself.
    Show me a better example of how to live and perhaps I'll learn.
    But there aren't that many around.

    'He who only learns from himself has a fool for a master.' Indeed.
    And so much for all that.

    The most interesting aspect of this is the weird combination of wanting to be honest and wanting to lie at the same time. You've captured that fascinating mix we've all seen before. :)
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  • madjack
    madjack Posts: 213
    Justam, I know people who can't say anything without lieing about something. I believe some think the lies they tell make them significant, and some they tell are to cover the real truth. In this tale I believe the sex was good the lie justifies going for seconds. I lie to myself mostly to keep from facing the inevitable truth. The one thing about being by myself is that I don't have to put up wth anyone else's lies no more, I choose to walk away.
    Come on and play on the edge of life with me. Its fun and I love every minute of it!!!
  • moreandmore
    moreandmore Posts: 164
    pinktips wrote:
    bastardises?

    AND drole!

    lol....


    I was teasing, ya dork! Soooooo ssssserious, aren't we?



    "If it ain't fun, it ain't worth it." ~ me
  • HunterandHunted
    HunterandHunted Posts: 140
    moreandmore wrote:
    AND drole!

    lol....


    I was teasing, ya dork! Soooooo ssssserious, aren't we?



    "If it ain't fun, it ain't worth it." ~ me

    Yes. Loads. And I am worth it.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • moreandmore
    moreandmore Posts: 164
    so, you're saying you're a fun guy?
    even considering your diminuative stature
    and rabbit like response?




    :D
  • HunterandHunted
    HunterandHunted Posts: 140
    moreandmore wrote:
    so, you're saying you're a fun guy?
    even considering your diminuative stature
    and rabbit like response?



    I am the Champion of Fun - and i take it very seriously indeed - for there is never enough to be had...Its a serious matter....If you start asking yourself Where Were You When All The Fun Stopped? Then you know your in trouble. Loads.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • HunterandHunted
    HunterandHunted Posts: 140
    Ah, i see Diminuitve.....How did you know I was a midget?
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • moreandmore
    moreandmore Posts: 164
    my in trouble?
  • HunterandHunted
    HunterandHunted Posts: 140
    moreandmore wrote:
    my in trouble?


    Yes. Loads. But its offset by the fact I just grew 4 feet in the last 15 mins.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • pinktips
    pinktips Posts: 40
    HunterandHunted wrote:
    Well, at least Mommy agrees, and lets face it - she knows best.

    You win Biscuits. Loads. Sorry - cookies....

    mommy's alright, daddy's alright...

    dang, i need cash.

    where you at?
  • HunterandHunted
    HunterandHunted Posts: 140
    pinktips wrote:
    mommy's alright, daddy's alright...

    dang, i need cash.

    where you at?

    I'm at the high-water mark. Where the wave broke - and finally rolled back.
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.

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