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steel cage match
Anon
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how do these steel cages enclose me?
and keep me safe.
yet, when my face grinds against the cold steel
it bleeds warm blood.
steel cages hurt.
especially getting monkey-flipped into them.
damn you chris jerico.
DAMN YOU!!!!
no holds barred.
anything goes.
lets talk about this guys.
and keep me safe.
yet, when my face grinds against the cold steel
it bleeds warm blood.
steel cages hurt.
especially getting monkey-flipped into them.
damn you chris jerico.
DAMN YOU!!!!
no holds barred.
anything goes.
lets talk about this guys.
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i climb to the top to see thee
down, down i leap...trying to drop the leg
smashing you further into the canvas...you start to beg
i waltz from the cage, pompous and true
and win the steal cage match, taking the belt from you
~Balki Bartokamous
"Some people have taken pure bullshit, and turned it into gold."
~Neil
"Call out the instigators, because there's something in the air..."
an ass-whippin is what i tote
just when you thought you had the belt
you experience pain that you've never felt
a chair to the back
your spine goes crack
you can't move without a doubt
i slap-on the camel clutch
and then choke you out.
I swerve and weave, i'm so clever
grab your leg, twist your arm
i'm here to do you some bodily harm
up to the top, i do traverse
and you lay there staring, at my mercy
shall i go for the win? or drop the bow?
I see it now, and down i go
with a crash to the mat, my bow drops with a thunder
seeing you squirm around, no time for blunders...
i sprint to the door, to take the easy way out
but trip up my leg, and i'm down for the count
~Balki Bartokamous
"Some people have taken pure bullshit, and turned it into gold."
~Neil
"Call out the instigators, because there's something in the air..."
that's right
but do i pin you, hell no, let's fight
i pull you up by your cool afro hair
and bust out the figure four leglock, if i dare
you squirm and wiggle your way to the rope
you face looking like razor ramone on dope
as i grab your neck for a DDT
i see some oriental guy running towards me
i yell profanities, some out of taste
as he spits green shit right into my face.
and kick you with my size 24
limping to the door...for i cannot climb
i pull the latch in the nick of time
i stand in the doorway, taunting the mass
letting them all know, i kicked your ass
I jump to the floor with victorious eyes
and i'm handed your belt, oh coveted prize
Arm in arm, with the top heavy brunette
i stroll down the aisle with focused intent!
~Balki Bartokamous
"Some people have taken pure bullshit, and turned it into gold."
~Neil
"Call out the instigators, because there's something in the air..."
you can't help but to smile
Until my posse runs out to greet you
There is nothing you can do
A visious clothesline from the big steroid guy
And you feel like you're going to die
Then comes the electric cattle prod, steel steps to the head
A bamboo cane pole, brass knuckles, and you wish you were dead
As you lay there motionless with your bloody belt on the floor
Me and my posse make off with your whore.
WHY
DON'T YOU
GO CLIMB A TREE instead....
not so steely.......
dan