written on the spot

Halfway to mexico
quart of rum in my hand
walking knee deep in
sand

Found two dollars on the ground
Made me smile - because I was
broke...and horny

Whores are cheap down there
They enjoy their work
They do it with a smile

Don't drink the water
It's a myth...and a bad one
Be a man, in Mexico

Big mustaches are in style
Magnum must of been
a real influence on their grooming

Border patrol don't smell the goods
They only want the gringo money
Who's guarding Who?



If you hated it, feel free to tell me so. I just made it up as I went. One line after another. Try it.