25 worst hair metal bands

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edited June 2008 in Other Music
http://new.us.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/32270/the-25-worst-hair-metal-bands

YEAH!!! Mr. Big, White Lion, Warrant, Europe, Skid Row, etc...They all suck!!! :mad:
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  • Posts: 3,412
    (Insert name of any and every hair band here)
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • Posts: 1,683
    nah, Sebastian Bach creams over the sea of bastards today(noel).
  • Posts: 1,085
    haha the write ups are awesome for each band, "bulletboys" fuckin garbage, i remember seeing pictures of them in old magazines, one dude was always extra posing w/ his pants button un-done, gaaaaaaaaaawd
    "ah fuck it get in trouble"

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  • Posts: 3,412
    elmer wrote:
    nah, Sebastian Bach creams over the sea of bastards today(noel).

    He is doing so well for himself that he has to join washed up celebrity reality shows just to make a buck.
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • Posts: 13,076
    fucking asia dude.

    god that band is a disgrace.
    I also don't like Skid Row or Poison.

    Motley Crue and Twisted Sister are cool though, I can dig em
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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  • Posts: 3,412
    dcfaithful wrote:
    fucking asia dude.

    god that band is a disgrace.
    I also don't like Skid Row or Poison.

    Motley Crue and Twisted Sister are cool though, I can dig em

    The only good thing about Motley Crue is that they have girls get their tits out at the shows.........dont think that would worth a night of tolerating their music though.
    Alpine Valley 2000
    Summerfest 2006

    "Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?" -Lisa Simpson
  • Posts: 1,683
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    He is doing so well for himself that he has to join washed up celebrity reality shows just to make a buck.
    well he ain't got the inbred laddish Manc swearing 'top geezer' thing going on has he....
  • Posts: 2,787
    The picture they had next to Mr. Big was freaking David Lee Roth's old band. C'mon, if you're gonna bash, get your shit together.
  • Posts: 4,423
    I love hair metal. I even loved Damnocracy, for everything except their name. :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Posts: 388
    This Yahoo guy takes a swipe at Pearl Jam

    "These guys were around forever, putting out their debut album in the 1970s and somehow finding their groove during the '80s metal years. Granted, they named an album Ten, a full two years before Pearl Jam, so I guess we could call them influential. But staring at their oeuvre, the word "forgettable" seems to more easily apply."
  • Posts: 4,423
    Sexy2aFault wrote:
    This Yahoo guy takes a swipe at Pearl Jam

    "These guys were around forever, putting out their debut album in the 1970s and somehow finding their groove during the '80s metal years. Granted, they named an album Ten, a full two years before Pearl Jam, so I guess we could call them influential. But staring at their oeuvre, the word "forgettable" seems to more easily apply."

    I don't really see how that's a swipe at Pearl Jam. :confused:
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Posts: 2,162
    dcfaithful wrote:
    fucking asia dude.

    Uhhh...since when has Asia been a hair metal band?
  • Posts: 2,787
    This writer really has no clue. At all. Sure, it's easy to hate hair metal, but article was crap. Like the previous poster said - "Asia"?! In no way are they metal. And no Nelson?! They're at the top of like every "this is why hair metal sucked" shit list. Poison #1? Why, because they were the most popular of the true "hair metal" bands? Sorry, that's not a good enough reason. I'd say Poison were the best of the genre and the most representative. But I wouldn't lump Motley Crue in with Hair Metal either.
  • Posts: 3,734
    suns rival wrote:
    http://new.us.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/32270/the-25-worst-hair-metal-bands

    YEAH!!! Mr. Big, White Lion, Warrant, Europe, Skid Row, etc...They all suck!!! :mad:

    WTF. How is Dokken on this list, and listed as "worse" than fucking Trixter (which was a horrible hair band)? How is Whitesnake in the top 5 worst? How is Poison (arguably the leader of the genre) #1?

    All four members of Dokken can play guitar & bass, and three of the four can sing (and very well). They all write. Nearly 30 years later they are still putting out new albums, supporting them with tours. How are they one of the worst ones?

    This list should be called, "Hair metal sucks and these bands are shitty." It's one thing to not like hair metal, I get that. Does this writer even like hair metal at all? This list as "the worst hair metal" is just stupid.
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • Posts: 7,170
    fanch75 wrote:
    WTF. How is Dokken on this list, and listed as "worse" than fucking Trixter (which was a horrible hair band)? How is Whitesnake in the top 5 worst? How is Poison (arguably the leader of the genre) #1?

    All four members of Dokken can play guitar & bass, and three of the four can sing (and very well). They all write. Nearly 30 years later they are still putting out new albums, supporting them with tours. How are they one of the worst ones?

    This list should be called, "Hair metal sucks and these bands are shitty." It's one thing to not like hair metal, I get that. Does this writer even like hair metal at all? This list as "the worst hair metal" is just stupid.
    Because Dokken aren't just one of the worst hair bands ever but one of the worst bands, period. Breaking The Chains is bad enough to induce nightmares.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Posts: 1,088
    sweet, this thread prompted me to dust off my Lizzy Borden albums.

    Give 'em the Axe.
  • Posts: 653
    transplant wrote:
    sweet, this thread prompted me to dust off my Lizzy Borden albums.

    Give 'em the Axe.
    I love this. Good for you, transplant.

    I feel like cranking some Skid Row.
    It is time to admit that we used to rock like hurricanes. It is time to run for the hills and go round and round. It is time for us to shout at the devil. We've got the right to choose it, there ain't no way we'll lose it, and we're not gonna take it anymore.
    - C. Klosterman
  • Posts: 4,423
    DocChicago wrote:
    I love this. Good for you, transplant.

    I feel like cranking some Skid Row.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj-ibqYdDbU

    Awesome song, whether you like hair metal or not.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Posts: 1,867
    just like any list we here about here, I have to say I disagree with these picks;

    Skidrow (remember Problem Child??)

    Whitesnake (remember Still of the Night?)

    Slaughter (remember Fly to the Angels? and he was a cutie I thought then)

    Great White (c'mon!! Once Bit and Twice Shy is credible)

    Lita Ford (duet with Ozzie, anyone? plus a guitar chick who can carry it off?)

    Dokken (Freddy Kruger?)
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • Posts: 1,867
    pjoasisrule wrote:
    (Insert name of any and every hair band here)


    you must be a youngster........

    back in the day, as they say, these hairbands were hot...........
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........

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