Why i hate Nickleback

mouthfulofsoup · October 2006

Anyone here watch the show 'Smith' that was on CBS a few weeks back? It had the one & only Simon Baker in it(so HOTT!) Anyway, lol, in one episode he steals a car & when he gets in, the radio is on & Nickelback is playing (don't remember what song) so my best friend & I look at eachother in disgust & then Simon makes a face & takes the CD outta the CD player & throws it out the window & pops something else in. Classic.

chrisopalooza · October 2006

what did you expect? it's a processed band on FM radio.

pearljam_addiction · October 2006

evenflow82 wrote:

I, I'm driving black on black
Just got my license back
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the track
I'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonight
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out
I got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
Your mom don't know that you were missing
She'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'

[CHORUS]
No, we're never gonna quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it
Just acting like we're animals
No, no matter where we go
'Cause everybody knows
We're just a couple of animals

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Check out the trouble we're in

You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
I'm screamin'

[CHORUS]

So come on baby, get in
Get in, just get in
Look at the trouble we're in

We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignition
Must have wound up on the floor while
we were switching our positions
I guess they knew that she was missing
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissing

LAME. CHad Kroeger was also voted the ugliest rock star a few years back. Ugly, untalented and a chauvanist--a triple threat.

Nickelback Is THe Worst Band of all time , No Question!!! they make Creed look like the Rolling Stones or the Beatles

when i first heard this song , i thought it was a joke and just like the dj playing a comedy album, until they dj informed that it was the new single from Nickelback. OH MY GOd this is Possibly the Worst of The Worst songs in the world. i rather listen to the Macerena non stop on repeat for days than listen to an entire nickelback album

evenflow82 · October 2006

civ_eng_girl wrote:

lol! i heard an interview somewhere where Chad said that as soon as he sings the first line of Figured You Out, that all the girls in the crowd start screaming. who ARE these women?????

I like your pants around your feet
I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease

:mad:
as a woman, those words make me want to scream for help, or for the cops, or something! *shudders*

Three words: white trash whores.

reeferchief · October 2006

evenflow82 wrote:

Three words: white trash whores.

They're called Marleene and Rhonda, they're at every show and the only two female fans Nickleback have.
They hit it lucky on a Vegas slot machine and are now loaded, before that they were known as Vegas slut machines, where lots of other people shot their loads.

Sonja_S · October 2006

mouthfulofsoup wrote:

Anyone here watch the show 'Smith' that was on CBS a few weeks back? It had the one & only Simon Baker in it(so HOTT!) Anyway, lol, in one episode he steals a car & when he gets in, the radio is on & Nickelback is playing (don't remember what song) so my best friend & I look at eachother in disgust & then Simon makes a face & takes the CD outta the CD player & throws it out the window & pops something else in. Classic.

That scene almost cost me my keyboard. I should have learned by then not to drink during Simon Baker's scenes (after the scene where he shoots the surfers and the one with the cat).

E.K · November 2006

Sorry guys, but I really like the song "Far Away".

loveboatcaptain_blak · November 2006

" i go both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears" hahahahahahahahahahaha
oh
my
god.

Evensolo05 · November 2006

There's a video of that ass Kreuger (or whatever the hell he's called) on you tube getting bingo'd by a brick at some concert in Portugal

reeferchief · November 2006

E.K wrote:

Sorry guys, but I really like the song "Far Away".

You have my sympathys.

NakedClown · November 2006

I'll be honest - the first album (The State) ain't half bad... I enjoyed that record...

Everything after that sucked ass...

And, for my money, creed and nickelback are equally sucky...

ItsEvolutionBaby74 · November 2006

*EDIT sorry double post

ItsEvolutionBaby74 · November 2006

brainofPJ wrote:

you're right, but close enough...

I'm through with standing in line
to the clubs i'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

(so what you need)

I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
And my own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With the bleach blond hair
and well..
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have a quesadilla haha)

I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With the bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
todays who's who
We'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial
well..
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With the bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
todays who's who
We'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial well..
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

never listedned to the whole thing, but man, i hope they don't play the whole song on the radio...

Thats pathetic...I mean really even Poison didn't sound half that bad...and they sucked more than anything...

bootlegger10 · November 2006

This thread is interesting in that it is a bunch of people bashing a band that has gone farther in its career than any of the critics in this thread will in theirs. Whoever laughs when when a band gets rocks thrown at them on stage is immature. If you hate a band, don't go to the show. If you hate a band and go to the show, you're a moron. So if you agree with what a moron does, then you are a moron too.

DEEP · November 2006

NakedClown wrote:

And, for my money, creed and nickelback are equally sucky...

took the words right out of my mouth....nickelback and creed....2 of the worst efforts to date!

Vedderist · November 2006

I have the pleasure of being Canadian, which im proud, but man, I have to listen to this shit on the radio 24/7...I drive down the street, and hear Nickleback blowing out the speakers of some skeezy losers vehicle. screaming out the shitty lyrics, I can't even describe how much I dispise Nickleback and generally the fact that they are so popular, seriously makes me ill!

example: The Next Big Hit for Nickleback

"im blond, im gone, im going drinking and driving and crossing the pond
i don't care what you think, I like pink, when you hit a skunk it stinks, baby"

Cause lets not forget Chad Kroger or however you spell his name (not worth looking up) just got busted for drinking a driving...

Die Nickleback Die!

Skooled · November 2006

If Everyone Cared Lyrics

From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing stars for satellites
I never dreamed that you'd be mine
But here we are, we're here tonight

Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive

[Chorus:]
If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died

And I'm singing

Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive
Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive

And in the air the fireflies
Our only light in paradise
We'll show the world they were wrong
And teach them all to sing along

Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
Singing Amen, I, I'm alive
(I'm alive)

[Chorus x2]

And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be

If everyone cared and nobody cried
If everyone loved and nobody lied
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
Then we'd see the day when nobody died
When nobody died...

[Chorus]

We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
We'd see the day, we'd see the day
When nobody died
We'd see the day when nobody died

thats a good song

DOSW · November 2006

bootlegger10 wrote:

This thread is interesting in that it is a bunch of people bashing a band that has gone farther in its career than any of the critics in this thread will in theirs. Whoever laughs when when a band gets rocks thrown at them on stage is immature. If you hate a band, don't go to the show. If you hate a band and go to the show, you're a moron. So if you agree with what a moron does, then you are a moron too.

Yeah, we shouldn't be allowed to criticize a band we don't like, because they're more successful than us! Good thinking!

pearljam_addiction · November 2006

bootlegger10 wrote:

This thread is interesting in that it is a bunch of people bashing a band that has gone farther in its career than any of the critics in this thread will in theirs. Whoever laughs when when a band gets rocks thrown at them on stage is immature. If you hate a band, don't go to the show. If you hate a band and go to the show, you're a moron. So if you agree with what a moron does, then you are a moron too.

aCtually the footage seems to be of some musical festival, where Nickelhack were on the bill. in that case the people attending were probably there to see much more talented bands and artists perform, and were aggitated over the fact that a horrible mass of untalented slime had lurked on stage

Skooled · November 2006

pearljam_addiction wrote:

aCtually the footage seems to be of some musical festival, where Nickelhack were on the bill. in that case the people attending were probably there to see much more talented bands and artists perform, and were aggitated over the fact that a horrible mass of untalented slime had lurked on stage

yeah cause u can clearly tell that from the video **rolls eyes** stop being ignorant and biased, it makes u look like a jackass!

Why i hate Nickleback

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