New Nickelback Album Due In November!

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  • jwillmo
    jwillmo Posts: 471
    EquallyWorthless wrote:
    dude its Theory of A Nickel Fault, come on !
    That's funny, in my office any band in this genre is referred to as Nicklestank.

    It is amazing to me how this band can continue to write the same two songs over and over again. That really is a talent.
  • LineOneMightyFine
    LineOneMightyFine Posts: 347
    Who are those 6.9 million people that bought that album? I don't think I've ever met someone who likes that band. And, I know lots of people who listen to shite music...
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    A girl drinking at the bar I work last night had Rockstar as her ringtone, put me right off her it did.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • Gonzo1977
    Gonzo1977 Posts: 1,696
    I refuse to take the bait!!
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,188
    ejny wrote:
    Who are those 6.9 million people that bought that album? I don't think I've ever met someone who likes that band. And, I know lots of people who listen to shite music...


    Thats a lot of Americans ........kind of reminds me of Chris Rocks bit on the VMA's about Brit 'Who is buying her garbage CD? Who? She’s like heroin. A whole lot of people are doing it but nobody’s admitting shit' :p
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  • phatucini
    phatucini Posts: 399
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Thats a lot of Americans ........kind of reminds me of Chris Rocks bit on the VMA's about Brit 'Who is buying her garbage CD? Who? She’s like heroin. A whole lot of people are doing it but nobody’s admitting shit' :p
    It's quite surprising! I didn't know that there were that many people living in trailer parks in the midwest??

    I just hope that they don't have an anoying single on the new album like Kid Rock's latest one (the Sweet Home Alabama Crap!) that thing is all over the airwaves here in europe and I'm ready to go f###ing deaf if the same shit happens with the next Nickelstank single! I might just throw the stereo out of my window if Hillbillies without any brains take over the Charts any longer!!
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,188
    phatucini wrote:
    It's quite surprising! I didn't know that there were that many people living in trailer parks in the midwest??

    I just hope that they don't have an anoying single on the new album like Kid Rock's latest one (the Sweet Home Alabama Crap!) that thing is all over the airwaves here in europe and I'm ready to go f###ing deaf if the same shit happens with the next Nickelstank single! I might just throw the stereo out of my window if Hillbillies without any brains take over the Charts any longer!!


    Thankfully we are finally in the wind down phase of hearing that crap single on the Airwaves over here. His concert sold so bad here the local radio station had to organize a two for ticket promotion days before the show due to slow sales!
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  • Gonzo1977
    Gonzo1977 Posts: 1,696
    ejny wrote:
    Who are those 6.9 million people that bought that album? I don't think I've ever met someone who likes that band. And, I know lots of people who listen to shite music...




    My Theory On Nickelbacks Confusing WorldWide Sucess...


    It's a conspiracy.

    One of the biggest swindles this world has ever seen.

    All started by an Un-Named filthy Rich Multi Billionaire Canadian Recluse with a chip on his shoulder and a sick derranged hatred of the human race and popular music in general...

    He devised a devious, diabolical, and maniacal master plan with the sole purpose of polluting the airwaves and media with the most aweful and dreadfully horrid rockband possible...

    That band is...

    NICKELBACK

    His plan was to personally buy millions and millions of Nickelback records in order to thrust this horribly wretched, offensive, and vile music to the very top of the billboard charts.

    By doing so...he manages to single handedly dupe the music industry into believing that this seemingly talentless, and worthless group of Canadian Hair Farmers are somekind of sick freakish musical phenomenon that happens every so often withour reason, or explanation such as: The Village People, Meat Loaf, Boybands, or Techno.

    As Record Compaines, Rock Radio Stations, MTV, and every other popular media outlet try to cash in on this dumbfounding and head scratchingly confusing success story...

    a dissease begins to spread across the landscape of popular culture...

    Record companies proceed to crank out hundreds and hundreds of carbon copy clones saturating the market until the standard of what is considered good music is judged not by musical merit...but simply by it's likeness to the sound of Nickelback...thus infesting the gene pool and retarding musical taste and apreciation forever. Sinking the popularity to a level so low that rock music is locked in a never ending pathetic state of generic lameness that repells anyone from ever fathoming that this once amazing art form was ever worth listening to in the first place.

    On a side note...

    This madman tried this experiment once before with Creed, however failed due to an oversight and misjudgement on the actual popularity of Christian Rock Music...no matter how many millions of records sold...God and Rock'n'Roll just don't mix....

    You'd think with his extensive chemistry background that he would have realized this and avoided such a costly pitfall as investing in such a lame ass Bible Humping band of Jesus Freaks like Creed.

    Fuck Creed
    Fuck Nickelback
    Fuck Canadian Billionaire Madmen and their desire to destroy Rock Music

    Later
  • reversedarwinism
    reversedarwinism Posts: 1,151
    ejny wrote:
    Who are those 6.9 million people that bought that album? I don't think I've ever met someone who likes that band. And, I know lots of people who listen to shite music...

    Its certainly safe rock with "what you like to hear" lyrics. They are like country in that its all about the simple minded lyrics, not the music or voice. Obviously, its a recipe for success in the music industry, its stilll amazing to me that so many people could like this band. This is probably the top rock band for many country fans. Nothing too interesting or special about it, just songs based around simple sentences - JUST LIKE COUNTRY.
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  • billyruff
    billyruff Posts: 538
    reeferchief wrote:
    A girl drinking at the bar I work last night had Rockstar as her ringtone, put me right off her it did.
    Did you fall off ? Next time just put in earplugs humm a little porch and finish your business... nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean.....
  • Red Lukin
    Red Lukin Canada Posts: 2,994
    November 18th can't come fast enough
  • Back_Pedal
    Back_Pedal Posts: 1,171
    Ugh...time for more shitty "hits".
    Thanks EPOTTSIII!
    "Vinyl or not, you will need to pay someone to take RA of your hands" - Smile05
    424, xxx
  • Left Porch
    Left Porch Posts: 846
    Red Lukin wrote:
    November 18th can't come fast enough


    I'm with you can't wait. It would be really sick if PJ and Nickelback did some work together in the near future. Eddie Vedder is a pretty good lead singer but with a few tips from Chad, well who knows how big this Pearl Jam band could get. I really think an album together would put the work they have done with Neil Young and Chris Cornell to shame.
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  • Left Porch
    Left Porch Posts: 846
    Seroiusly though Nickelback is possibly the worst band ever. I was at a strip club in Jersey about 3 years ago and the girl that was dancing on stage had a very big c-section scar, then some shitty nickelback song came on, if I die and go to hell, I picture it to be something like that.
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  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    why is it everytime I am forced to see that lead singer I think of stabbing a furry animal?
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  • greenspirit
    greenspirit Posts: 64
    This thread starter is a funny guy!

    Never get sick of this, someone has good aim.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ&feature=related
  • Red Lukin
    Red Lukin Canada Posts: 2,994
    greenspirit wrote:
    This thread starter is a funny guy!

    Never get sick of this, someone has good aim.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ&feature=related

    That's so mean. What kind of people would do that to the meanest, badest rock star on the planet?

    Oh and I'm curious are you Portuguese?
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    Nickelback are the best band in the world ever.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • pearljammer20
    pearljammer20 Posts: 116
    samjam wrote:
    ha! i second that!


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