Hot tubs frickin' rock!

HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Not only are they amazingly awesome feeling... with the bubbles going and it being so warm, you can fart and piss all day in there and raise no suspicion. :)
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
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  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    HushBull wrote:
    you can fart and piss all day in there and raise no suspicion. :)

    and poop...:D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • farting....yes but pissing? I dont know about that, it would start to smell you would think. At least the farts would evaporate into the midnight air....to tell their smelly tail somewhere far, far away.
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  • so now i'll never get in another public hot tub... [size=+2]EVER![/size]
    *from this and another story i've heard...gross
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • farting....yes but pissing? I dont know about that, it would start to smell you would think. At least the farts would evaporate into the midnight air....to tell their smelly tail somewhere far, far away.

    Too much chlorine for it to smell for too long. Plus, the suction hole, but that's another story ;)
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • suns rival wrote:
    and poop...:D
    That reminds me of Billy Murray in Caddyshack.... "Its just a Baby Ruth, see!"
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    so now i'll never get in another public hot tub... [size=+2]EVER![/size]
    *from this and another story i've heard...gross

    I'll go in them but not if I have an open cut. Too much bacteria in those things for my liking and I've witnessed my friends receive bad infections from hot tubs
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    suns rival wrote:
    and poop...:D

    ;)

    THIS is why I need to have our hot tob repaired...so I can go in our backyard, soak in the hot tub and poop to my heart's content ;)
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    ;)

    THIS is why I need to have our hot tob repaired...so I can go in our backyard, soak in the hot tub and poop to my heart's content ;)

    Don't you get scared when the aqua-turd floats in your direction? :D
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Don't you get scared when the aqua-turd floats in your direction? :D

    Not if it is my turd ;):p
  • aqua dump.....what a funny notion:)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    aqua dump.....what a funny notion:)

    I post so much about poop I wonder if people know I'm kidding :p At the next meet up I should just wear a sticker that says "poop girl" hahaha :D
  • Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    Not if it is my turd ;):p

    LMAO :D
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    I post so much about poop I wonder if people know I'm kidding :p At the next meet up I should just wear a sticker that says "poop girl" hahaha :D

    jen is not kidding...she really really likes poop

    poop is her life....

    attention guys: what to give jen? poop or roses? hint: jen will certainly love poop.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    suns rival wrote:
    jen is not kidding...she really really likes poop

    poop is her life....

    attention guys: what to give jen? poop or roses? hint: jen will certainly love poop.

    aww suns. Yes, poop is the key to my heart...and my chastity belt :p;)
  • I post so much about poop I wonder if people know I'm kidding :p At the next meet up I should just wear a sticker that says "poop girl" hahaha :D
    i am a poop girl too:) we should meet!!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    i am a poop girl too:) we should meet!!

    Heehee we seem to have a lot in common :D
  • Heehee we seem to have a lot in common :D
    love for poop and poop related things is a good thing to have in common;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    aww suns. Yes, poop is the key to my heart...and my chastity belt :p;)

    yaiiiiks. :D i should tell someone about that.....:D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    suns rival wrote:
    yaiiiiks. i should tell someone about that.....:D
    Ughh I feel the laxatives kicking in NOW *runs* :eek: :eek: :eek:












    Ahhhhhhhhh relief :p
  • suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Ughh I feel the laxatives kicking in NOW *runs* :eek: :eek: :eek:












    Ahhhhhhhhh relief :p

    bwahahahaha!!!! nice one jen... pls preserve Mt. Poop.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    Hot tubs are the best. I went in one for the first time while on vacation. I never felt so relaxed :). I want one now.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • i once stayed in too long and burned my balls.

    true story.
    I love to turn you on
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    i once stayed in too long and burned my balls.

    true story.

    :eek: Yeah i don't like it too hot.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • arielariel Posts: 191
    angie76 wrote:
    Hot tubs are the best. I went in one for the first time while on vacation. I never felt so relaxed :). I want one now.


    they are really lovely...I really underuse mine...I should change that. I have the best sleeps after being in there.
    Creating walls to call your own
    So no one catches you?
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    ariel wrote:
    they are really lovely...I really underuse mine...I should change that. I have the best sleeps after being in there.

    I would love to have one. I did sleep very good after going in it. It was the best :)
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
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