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The December 08 Issue of Men's Health

CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
As I open the first page I am forced to have a head on shot of David Beckham's package. Why why why? This is a men's magazine. Put more chicks in there and ease up on the boxer short ads!! I feel that Men's Health the best magazine out there and am a loyal subscriber, but the large amount of phallic ads that plague this magazine need to slow down just a bit. Now switch that Beckham photo with Olivia Munn!!
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  • jenmariejenmarie Posts: 95
    Can you scan and send me the pic?
    TIA :)
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Corduroyboy wrote:
    As I open the first page I am forced to have a head on shot of David Beckham's package. Why why why? This is a men's magazine. Put more chicks in there and ease up on the boxer short ads!! I feel that Men's Health the best magazine out there and am a loyal subscriber, but the large amount of phallic ads that plague this magazine need to slow down just a bit. Now switch that Beckham photo with Olivia Munn!!
    yes please scan a pic. There are few things I would prefer looking at :D Yum :)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I will take a scan too.
    :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Is it this???
    :eek:
    Seriously, this should be in the wtf? thread.
    The hills were definitely alive with the sound of music when this man was created.
    http://www.ethansays.com/images/2008/06/18/beckham618.jpg
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Is it this???
    :eek:
    Seriously, this should be in the wtf? thread.
    The hills were definitely alive with the sound of music when this man was created.
    http://www.ethansays.com/images/2008/06/18/beckham618.jpg
    oh my :D Well this is what I'm giving thanks for today :D
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    hartamh wrote:
    [size=+3]Holy Shit!![/size]
    Tell me about it.
    :cool:
    I can't.....

    I hear he is smart too. :o
    Who cares tho, right????
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Is it this???
    :eek:
    Seriously, this should be in the wtf? thread.
    The hills were definitely alive with the sound of music when this man was created.
    http://www.ethansays.com/images/2008/06/18/beckham618.jpg

    That's the picture!!! Now I will be having nightmares about Beckham's package again. Thanks.

    They really should keep those photos in Vogue or whatever other girl magazines are on the shelves. Keep that image out of Men's Health!! I'm led to believe that the editor or Men's Health is far from being a straight man.
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    Looks like he has an armadillo in his trousers.
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    hartamh wrote:
    I would love to make this my desktop pic. yummmmmmmmmmmmmy so HOT


    Where's the vomit icon when I need it!!
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    hartamh wrote:
    I would love to make this my desktop pic. yummmmmmmmmmmmmy so HOT
    There's an even better pic of him out there :D but I'd be banned if I posted it :eek:
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Tell me about it.
    :cool:
    I can't.....

    I hear he is smart too. :o
    Who cares tho, right????
    I can't work out if that was a joke or not :D

    No, no he is NOT smart.

    Well, he might be a shrewd businessman but he is as articulate as person who has grown up in a dungeon with no human contact.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I can't work out if that was a joke or not :D

    No, no he is NOT smart.

    Well, he might be a shrewd businessman but he is as articulate as person who has grown up in a dungeon with no human contact.
    Wayne Rooney has a higher IQ. :p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • xscorchoxscorcho Posts: 409
    i love him.
  • unifiedsceneunifiedscene Posts: 462
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Wayne Rooney has a higher IQ. :p

    Like that matters. Don't ever let a woman tell you men are shallow... they're just as bad. They just lie about it better and complain louder when shallowness works against them!
    she was underwhelmed, if that's a word
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    comebackgirl wrote:
    There's an even better pic of him out there :D but I'd be banned if I posted it :eek:
    PM FEATURE
    PM FEATURE
    :eek:
    :o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I can't work out if that was a joke or not :D

    No, no he is NOT smart.

    Well, he might be a shrewd businessman but he is as articulate as person who has grown up in a dungeon with no human contact.

    Whether he's smart or not, he's got every girl in the world salivating and millions in the bank. That's a lot better than 99% of us in here. Not to mention the atrocious looking wife!

    Doesn't mean I'm anymore for those ballsack ads!
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Corduroyboy wrote:
    Whether he's smart or not, he's got every girl in the world salivating and millions in the bank. That's a lot better than 99% of us in here. Not to mention the atrocious looking wife!

    Doesn't mean I'm anymore for those ballsack ads!
    His wife is actually hysterical, or seems that way.
    And I also appreciate his physical prowess on the football field, ok?
    :o
    Listen, I am equal opportunity. I also started a thread about Charlize Theron.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    His wife is actually hysterical, or seems that way.
    And I also appreciate his physical prowess on the football field, ok?
    :o
    Listen, I am equal opportunity. I also started a thread about Charlize Theron.
    His wife is an idiot with some very serious image issues. In my limited medical expertise I'm going to diagnose Body Dysmorphic Disorder, because if she thinks that size zero, spacehoppers up her top, outsized shades look is good, she's seeing something different in the mirror to the rest of us :o
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I can't work out if that was a joke or not :D

    No, no he is NOT smart.

    Well, he might be a shrewd businessman but he is as articulate as person who has grown up in a dungeon with no human contact.


    Hey, he isn't smart?...he may not be book smart, but that's probably because he was taken out of the normal schooling system when he was about age 11, because his incredible talents were recognised so early.
    Not saying it's right or wrong, but it's wrong to rag on the guy because he isn't a scholar. He played the hand he was dealt, it's all we can all do....and he played his blindingly......well, maybe he cashed in his chips a little early, but otherwise it's all good.
    :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    His wife is an idiot with some very serious image issues. In my limited medical expertise I'm going to diagnose Body Dysmorphic Disorder, because if she thinks that size zero, spacehoppers up her top, outsized shades look is good, she's seeing something different in the mirror to the rest of us :o
    Correct, you are not a doctor.
    I have never met her, so I will not comment on her being an idiot.
    I have watched a tv show that was following her around and she was hysterical! She was hanging with these older ladies up in the Hollywood hills, drinking and goofing around.
    I am not going to go back and forth about celebrity here.
    I have no issue with either of them.
    And I think she is adorable.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Hey, he isn't smart?...he may not be book smart, but that's probably because he was taken out of the normal schooling system when he was about age 11, because his incredible talents were recognised so early.
    Not saying it's right or wrong, but it's wrong to rag on the guy because he isn't a scholar. He played the hand he was dealt, it's all we can all do....and he played his blindingly......well, maybe he cashed in his chips a little early, but otherwise it's all good.
    :)
    Yeah well, I conceded half way through that I was perhaps being unfair, he is clearly a very good business man who is filthy rich and has a life the rest of us can only dream of :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Correct, you are not a doctor.
    I have never met her, so I will not comment on her being an idiot.
    I have watched a tv show that was following her around and she was hysterical! She was hanging with these older ladies up in the Hollywood hills, drinking and goofing around.
    I am not going to go back and forth about celebrity here.
    I have no issue with either of them.
    And I think she is adorable.
    We've had them for 10 years more than you Trix :p Naturally I don't know them personally but David Beckham seems like a very pleasant, likeable guy and she has always come across as being solely interested in shoes. She was probably the least musically talented member of a group not particularly reknowned for their musical talent and yet she must be 100 times as wealthy as them for having married a genuinely talented man. It's the British way to resent these people ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    We've had them for 10 years more than you Trix :p Naturally I don't know them personally but David Beckham seems like a very pleasant, likeable guy and she has always come across as being solely interested in shoes. She was probably the least musically talented member of a group not particularly reknowned for their musical talent and yet she must be 100 times as wealthy as them for having married a genuinely talented man. It's the British way to resent these people ;)

    I think Dave is about the most talented English footballer we've seen for over a decade. As for Victoria, sure she put the skids under his Man U career to go to more glamorous locations, and that has affected his overall affect he had on his sport. Personally, she seems to me to be a product of what the press has made her out to be at times. I've seen her on shows and she seems very normal, sure shes driven, that's how come she made it, but she has been painted badly by our press, and personally I don't blame her for legging it to LA.....i mean, who wouldn't in her position?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    switch to maxim... the guy who lived in my apt before me mustve been a subscriber cause i keep getting them each month... much more manly :D
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

    http://seanbriceart.com/
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    jamie uk wrote:
    I don't blame her for legging it to LA


    will you take them back please?.....we have enough shallow assholes out here....we don't need to import them ;):D
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