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what's the most out of order thing you have ever done

Cuntified CCuntified C Posts: 114
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
that you don't regret regardless?

With me there are quite a few, but the most recent thing of which I am totally unrepentant would be throwing a glass of water in someones face after they bitched me out in front of people. I'm not the least bit sorry but she felt the need to apologise, which was good.
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  • Gossard_Is_GodGossard_Is_God Posts: 1,031
    when i was a kid my mate had a lego police station that he spent ages building and i put my foot through it coz he pissed me off


    I pissed in my managers tea the day before leaving
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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    I once did a double decker at a friends party which I'm not too proud of. Only because he was my roommate and subsequently I had to rectify the situation the next day. Not pleasant..What is that phrase about don't crap where..anyway, oh well..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Gossard_Is_God wrote:
    I pissed in my managers tea the day before leaving

    That's completely brilliant!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Gossard_Is_God wrote:
    when i was a kid my mate had a lego police station that he spent ages building and i put my foot through it coz he pissed me off


    I pissed in my managers tea the day before leaving

    Did you really pee in the tea?
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    The Champ wrote:
    I once did a double decker at a friends party which I'm not too proud of. Only because he was my roommate and subsequently I had to rectify the situation the next day. Not pleasant..What is that phrase about don't crap where..anyway, oh well..

    I thought it was called an Upper Decker.
    "It's all happening"
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    hmmmm...the most recent is private. most definitely though, absolutely NO regrets.


    i too have thrown a drink in someone's face....an old flame...in a bar, many years ago. i won't get into the 'whys' of it, but it was most definitely well-deserved. and again, no regrets.

    not truly 'out of order' but i have let bosses know, in writing when they have been out of order with me, and it has always helped the situation and/or at the very least....let them realize i pay attention, am meticulous about my work and yes...i won't take undeserved shite. felt good, both times. :D


    anything else out of order was usually me, shooting off my mouth....mostly to my husband or my mother, and saying shite i DID regret. always followed profusely with sincere apoligies, but some words when spoken, can't be taken back. :o
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  • Cuntified CCuntified C Posts: 114
    decides2dream wrote:
    hmmmm...the most recent is private. most definitely though, absolutely NO regrets.


    i too have thrown a drink in someone's face....an old flame...in a bar, many years ago. i won't get into the 'whys' of it, but it was most definitely well-deserved. and again, no regrets.

    not truly 'out of order' but i have let bosses know, in writing when they have been out of order with me, and it has always helped the situation and/or at the very least....let them realize i pay attention, am meticulous about my work and yes...i won't take undeserved shite. felt good, both times. :D


    anything else out of order was usually me, shooting off my mouth....mostly to my husband or my mother, and saying shite i DID regret. always followed profusely with sincere apoligies, but some words when spoken, can't be taken back. :o

    You sound so similar to me it's not even funny...
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Indian Summer wrote:
    I thought it was called an Upper Decker.

    Damn, you just made me check urban dictionary and it seems both terms are acceptable..I think you are right though, it is more commonly referred to as an upper decker..It's been a few years ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Cuntified CCuntified C Posts: 114
    The Champ wrote:
    Damn, you just made me check urban dictionary and it seems both terms are acceptable..I think you are right though, it is more commonly referred to as an upper decker..It's been a few years ;)..

    what's an upper decker?
  • GoingToLukinsGoingToLukins Posts: 232
    I knowingly took a nap during an AP exam.



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  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Cuntified C wrote:
    what's an upper decker?

    invite the champ over, I'm sure he'd demonstrate!
    "It's all happening"
  • EddiEEddiE Posts: 125
    I put superglue in my ex-boss's locks to his shop so he couldn't get in. His 10 year old kid accused me of dipping the till as it was always down at the end of the day, despite the said kid going into the till all the time for money to go to the chip shop etc.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I don't know. Good question. For me, the most out of order thing I've probably done is bite my lip, where a hard punch to the face would at least have been good therapy.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    i once stabbed a friend in cooking class cause she pissed me off.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    catefrances wrote:
    i once stabbed a friend in cooking class cause she pissed me off.
    Comical genius!!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    A couple of weeks ago I used a cinema elevator which said 'Out Of Order.' It worked fine.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Rygar wrote:
    Comical genius!!

    she didnt think so.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    catefrances wrote:
    i once stabbed a friend in cooking class cause she pissed me off.
    *eyes widen with respect and admiration*

    RAD.

    I once bit. and nope...don't regret.
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  • releaselaurenreleaselauren Posts: 384
    Well, normally, I am a peace-loving woman but if pushed too far, I've .....

    ...thrown a drink into a guy's face at a bar when he touched my ass when he walked by.

    ...punched a guy in the face when he tried to steal my sister's purse at a bar.

    (those two episodes were about 15 years ago)

    ... lately, I've enjoyed putting my neighbor in her place when she calls to complain about *whatever*. I believe our last conversation ended (after I was assertively polite...but she pushed and pushed) with "I don't give a fuck what you do, if you don't like living in a neighborhood with kids and dogs, then move to a fucking retirement community!" I anticipate another phone call from her in the near future as I am planting a willow tree and we had an argument about that subject last summer. She is the bullying bitch of the neighborhood and she met her match with me! :cool:

    I should go and reread "The Four Agreements" now.... :o
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • GoingToLukinsGoingToLukins Posts: 232
    I fart on family members who make me mad.



    Three crooked hearts, swirls all around

    You can't spell Gossard without G-O-D
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    catefrances wrote:
    she didnt think so.
    Well I guess she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Rygar wrote:
    Well I guess she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!

    i just have a short fuse and zero patience.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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