Thinking of starting a cult! I've got questions.

mca47

So if I was to start my own cult, where would I find a compound? All good cults have a compound so I need to get me one of them! Does it become a compound once the cult is created, or can you actually find a compound through a real estate agent? It would be nice to get some sort of compound here in town, but I'm not sure if that qualifies.

Secondly, would we have to worship something? Can you be in a cult without worshiping? I don't think I want to worship. I guess it would be nice if my followers worshiped me but I don't want to force them to do something they don't want to.

Is there a place online where I can look this stuff up, because it's all so confusing to me?

Cree Nations

I would search out abandoned warehouses. Start small though, unless you already have a large group of followers.

HushBull

mca47 wrote:

So if I was to start my own cult, where would I find a compound? All good cults have a compound so I need to get me one of them! Does it become a compound once the cult is created, or can you actually find a compound through a real estate agent? It would be nice to get some sort of compound here in town, but I'm not sure if that qualifies.

Secondly, would we have to worship something? Can you be in a cult without worshiping? I don't think I want to worship. I guess it would be nice if my followers worshiped me but I don't want to force them to do something they don't want to.

Is there a place online where I can look this stuff up, because it's all so confusing to me?

The compound is best set up in the far reaches of a barren county, preferably a dusty one. And when it comes to your cults purpose, you must have something you all identify with, but it doesn't have to be in a religious context.

Oh yea! Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

DeLukin

You can thank me for this later by not including me in the suicide pact:

http://www.mudrashram.com/Howtostartyourowncult1.html

eyedclaar

mca47 wrote:

So if I was to start my own cult, where would I find a compound? All good cults have a compound so I need to get me one of them! Does it become a compound once the cult is created, or can you actually find a compound through a real estate agent? It would be nice to get some sort of compound here in town, but I'm not sure if that qualifies.

Secondly, would we have to worship something? Can you be in a cult without worshiping? I don't think I want to worship. I guess it would be nice if my followers worshiped me but I don't want to force them to do something they don't want to.

Is there a place online where I can look this stuff up, because it's all so confusing to me?

I think we have a few up here in Northern Idaho that the Aryan Nation recently abandoned...

mca47

DeLukin wrote:

You can thank me for this later by not including me in the suicide pact:

http://www.mudrashram.com/Howtostartyourowncult1.html

Awesome! LOL!

PearlJamaholic

can i join?

mca47

PearlJamaholic wrote:

can i join?

Yeah, as long as you bring beer!

So far the only things I've decided is that Pearl Jam and beer will be prevalent in my cult.

PearlJamaholic

mca47 wrote:

Yeah, as long as you bring beer!

So far the only things I've decided is that Pearl Jam and beer will be prevalent in my cult.

.....i dont like beer

Lizard

Make it a PJ Cult!!!!

We will ALL be there!

and we have to all wear white pants

mca47

PearlJamaholic wrote:

.....i dont like beer

Well any kind of booze works in my cult!
hahaha

PearlJamaholic

white pants and beer? this cult is pretty suck. to semiquote bender

"Fine. I'll go build my own cult! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the cult! And the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."

Cree Nations

I had a pair of white GAP jeans in highschool and then there was this stupid red jeans fad and I couldnt afford to get new jeans so I dyed my white ones red and they turned out fewsha (sp) pink....god was it gay.
live and learn people...live and learn.

HushBull

Cree Nations wrote:

I had a pair of white GAP jeans in highschool and then there was this stupid red jeans fad and I couldnt afford to get new jeans so I dyed my white ones red and they turned out fewsha (sp) pink....god was it gay.
live and learn people...live and learn.

ahahahahaha

mca47

Cree Nations wrote:

I had a pair of white GAP jeans in highschool and then there was this stupid red jeans fad and I couldnt afford to get new jeans so I dyed my white ones red and they turned out fewsha (sp) pink....god was it gay.
live and learn people...live and learn.

Hahahahaha!
You should bring your pink pants to the compound. It'll be great!

pjtradeking

eyedclaar wrote:

I think we have a few up here in Northern Idaho that the Aryan Nation recently abandoned...

About 25 miles from where I sit in my house......