And You Think You've Had Some Bad Flights

boxwine_in_hell
boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
edited March 2007 in A Moving Train
Forget Snakes on a Plane how about Stiffs on a Plane. Somebody get me my agent on the phone, this is going to be big.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17683917/?GT1=9145
one foot in the door
the other foot in the gutter
sweet smell that they adore
I think I'd rather smother
-The Replacements-
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    I probably shouldn't be laughing but that's too funny. I think it was the pillows that got me. :)
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    never eat the peanuts!
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    cutback wrote:
    I probably shouldn't be laughing but that's too funny. I think it was the pillows that got me. :)

    Yeah those damn corpses just have the worst posture.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    You couldn't make this shit up.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Airplane the movie caliber material.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Bu2
    Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    Woman upgraded after dying in economy during flight from Delhi to London

    So it THAT what it takes??

    It is a sad story, though.....once I stop laughing at the headline I'll be sure to feel some guilt, I promise.
    Feels Good Inc.
  • PJammin'
    PJammin' Posts: 1,913
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    never eat the peanuts!

    your post cracked me up.

    on a serious note, it is a sad thing and i feel sorry for the daughter.
    I died. I died and you just stood there. I died and you watched. I died and you walked by and said no. I'm dead.
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    PJammin' wrote:
    your post cracked me up.

    on a serious note, it is a sad thing and i feel sorry for the daughter.

    Hey they probably hooked her up with a free flight or something. I feel sorry for the people that had to be subjected to that horror. "Uhhh stewardess there appears to be a dead body over there." Brutal.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • Vedderlution_Baby
    Vedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    "phew...man...I just spent ten minutes trying to sit that lady up. Damn dude, how long before the rig sets in? OH SON OF A BITCH! Dammit katie! I told you to watch out with the fucking drink cart! You just knocked her god damn hat off and she's about t...oh motherfucker. She's back in the floor! Thanks assholes."


    Sounds like something from a demented comedy.


    A demented comedy that I'd watch.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    that is so wrong.

    and people bitch about being stuck in economy. :D
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.thenandnow.net/fanlisting/weekend/images/berniemap.jpg
  • Vedderlution_Baby
    Vedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    So, how long would the guy have let her sleep on his shoulder before he finally got fed up if she had ended up that way?
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Corpses don't freak me out.

    Well, rigamortis is a bit startling if you don't expect it. But, I mean as long is it's not decomposing on the plane, I'd sit next to a corpse, wouldn't bother me.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Corpses don't freak me out.

    Well, rigamortis is a bit startling if you don't expect it. But, I mean as long is it's not decomposing on the plane, I'd sit next to a corpse, wouldn't bother me.
    you mean to tell me it wouldn't send even a little shiver down your spine ahnimus?
    i don't mind corpses either, but i'd prefer not to wake up with one next to me, thank you very much. :)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
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  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Corpses don't freak me out.

    Well, rigamortis is a bit startling if you don't expect it. But, I mean as long is it's not decomposing on the plane, I'd sit next to a corpse, wouldn't bother me.

    I think you're in the minority but congrats on your comfort level with dead people. Personally I'd need a "stiff" drink to cope. I know, pun is the lowest form of comedy but I couldn't help myself.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-

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