McCain Drinking Game. Who's in?

mca47
mca47 Posts: 13,337
edited September 2008 in A Moving Train
When McCain takes stage on Thursday night we should play a McCain drinking game.
Oh, and I realize we all have work on Friday but one day hungover won't kill you. ;)

Here are the rules:

-Purchase a 12 pack of beer (you'll probably need more). You can choose any brand.

Everytime McCain says...
(Drink 1)
-"Taxes"
-"Senator Obama"
-"My friends"
-"Terror"

(Drink 2)
-"Experience"
-"Drilling"
-"Surge"
-"9/11" or "September 11th"

(Drink 3)
-"Palin"
-"Liberal"
(Drink 4)
-Everytime McCain makes that weird, awkward smirk.
-Everytime he clentches his fist, curls his arm, and goes to raise it like, "Fuck Yeah!" but you know ... the poor gimp bastard can't do that, and he just kind've looks like he is about to sucker punch someone in the gut.

Please feel free to add any rules if you see necessary.
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  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    dude ... we'll all be hammered in 15 minutes based on "my friends" alone. This game is very irresponsible. ;)
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    the smirks alone would knock me off my ass.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    slightofjeff wrote:
    dude ... we'll all be hammered in 15 minutes based on "my friends" alone. This game is very irresponsible. ;)

    That's why I said a 12 pack probably wouldn't cut it! :D

    We can watch, drink and post on here...it'll be great! :D
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    mca47 wrote:
    When McCain takes stage on Thursday night we should play a McCain drinking game.
    Oh, and I realize we all have work on Friday but one day hungover won't kill you. ;)

    Here are the rules:

    -Purchase a 12 pack of beer (you'll probably need more). You can choose any brand.

    Everytime McCain says...
    (Drink 1)
    -"Taxes"
    -"Senator Obama"
    -"My friends"

    (Drink 2)
    -"Experience"
    -"Drilling"
    -"Surge"

    (Drink 3)
    -"Palin"
    -"Liberal"

    A McCain awkward smirk = (Drink 4)


    Please feel free to add any rules if you see necessary.


    you left out 9/11 and or September 11th

    and the big one

    TERROR !
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    the wolf wrote:
    you left out 9/11 and or September 11th

    and the big one

    TERROR !


    Updated! Thanks!

    I only gave them 1 and 2 drinks. Given how often they'd come up we'd all be passed out in about 10 minutes. Haha!
  • grjammer
    grjammer Posts: 385
    For the Obama drinking game we would only need one term to get hammered in short order:

    George Bush


    :)
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    I had to get drunk tonight to listen to Palin's speech. If I'm alive tomorrow or not too hung over, I'm in.
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    Every time McCain *doesn't* raise his arms over his head, everyone do a shot .... ;)



    OK, that one was a little too mean, right?
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    slightofjeff wrote:
    Every time McCain *doesn't* raise his arms over his head, everyone do a shot .... ;)



    OK, that one was a little too mean, right?
    probably :D
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I don't think tomorrow's speech will be too long. His glass of hot milk behind the curtain would get cold.


    But I promise to down a bottle of red during his speech, even if it only lasts ten seconds!
  • slightofjeff
    slightofjeff Posts: 7,762
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I don't think tomorrow's speech will be too long. His glass of hot milk behind the curtain would get cold.


    But I promise to down a bottle of red during his speech, even if it only lasts ten seconds!

    Emcee: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the next president of the United States, JOHN MCCAIN!"

    McCain: "POW, my friends, POW. Thank you, good night, and God bless America."

    (McCain exits, stage left. Bristol Palin comes out and performs a pole dance)
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    slightofjeff wrote:
    Emcee: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the next president of the United States, JOHN MCCAIN!"

    McCain: "POW, my friends, POW. Thank you, good night, and God bless America."

    (McCain exits, stage left. Bristol Palin comes out and performs a pole dance)

    I was thinking more of a Weekend at Bernie's kinda thing. Really McCain has been dead for the last year and a half... George W Bush will be standing behind him tomorrow moving his jaw spouting off more of the same shit while occasionally throwing in some awkward old man comment then contorting him to do that weird smirk/smile thing he does.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    mca47 wrote:
    I was thinking more of a Weekend at Bernie's kinda thing. Really McCain has been dead for the last year and a half... George W Bush will be standing behind him tomorrow moving his jaw spouting off more of the same shit while occasionally throwing in some awkward old man comment then contorting him to do that weird smirk/smile thing he does.


    That sounded strangely sexual, hahahaha ...


    You can tell I've started on the ciders already ...
  • DriftingByTheStorm
    DriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    How bout drink 4 everytime he clentches his fist, curls his arm, and goes to raise it like, "Fuck Yeah!" but you know ... the poor gimp bastard can't do that, and he just kind've looks like he is about to sucker punch someone in the gut.

    :cool:
    If I was to smile and I held out my hand
    If I opened it now would you not understand?
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,459
    i'd like to watch the speech, drink, and post with you guys tomorrow but unfortunately i have plans.

    this kind of idea reminds me of hippiemom :( we used to do this kind of thing and chat late on the weekends on the gabbly site she set up.....
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    you guys have been sober watching these speeches?????
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i'd like to watch the speech, drink, and post with you guys tomorrow but unfortunately i have plans.

    this kind of idea reminds me of hippiemom :( we used to do this kind of thing and chat late on the weekends on the gabbly site she set up.....


    She'd want you to get shitfaced and laugh at the fool tomorrow! :)
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,459
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    She'd want you to get shitfaced and laugh at the fool tomorrow! :)
    she absolutely would lol...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    How bout drink 4 everytime he clentches his fist, curls his arm, and goes to raise it like, "Fuck Yeah!" but you know ... the poor gimp bastard can't do that, and he just kind've looks like he is about to sucker punch someone in the gut.

    :cool:


    Updated! :D

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