so i thought i'd hump my dog

81

JonnyPistachio wrote:

I was kidding about the beastiality yesterday... but damn, there's something hot about that pic. I dont think it has anything to do with the dog, but rather, maybe its her face. yup, its her face. :corn:

Dear Mr. Pistachio,

I write you today to inform you, I will not be able to work on your music video project. Best of luck going forward,

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JonnyPistachio

81 wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

I was kidding about the beastiality yesterday... but damn, there's something hot about that pic. I dont think it has anything to do with the dog, but rather, maybe its her face. yup, its her face. :corn:

Dear Mr. Pistachio,

I write you today to inform you, I will not be able to work on your music video project. Best of luck going forward,

81's video service
-we have sluts-

Does it change anything if i said i was talking about Sara Silverman's face, not the dogs?

whispering hands

mysticweed wrote:

81 wrote:

sooooooooooo

is it a male or female dog :corn:

it's a male
i've never needed to stop a female from humping me
a female dog, that is

Are you really having this bug an issue that you'd consider
doing this?!? It doesn't work like that.. PM if you're still having
this issue.. And I'llhelp you correct it... Sans weirdness.

BinauralJam

whispering hands wrote:

mysticweed wrote:

81 wrote:

sooooooooooo

is it a male or female dog :corn:

it's a male
i've never needed to stop a female from humping me
a female dog, that is

Are you really having this bug an issue that you'd consider
doing this?!? It doesn't work like that.. PM if you're still having
this issue.. And I'llhelp you correct it... Sans weirdness.

I think you should share with everybody if you have a solution. There are many lurkers here, people who aren't even part of the fan club who read this forum. I'd bet there's someone reading this right now hoping you'll share.

Dissidentman

81

Dissidentman wrote:

i'm scared to even google for pix for this thread.

whispering hands

Ok.. Here's how you fix this.. In a standing situation..
When the dog approaches, he will in one of two manners..
Amorous or assertive.. And just because it starts out assertive
Does NOT mean it will remain so. For an amorous advance...
In a standing ( human) position. The dog will advance almost
agressively staring at the object he intends to hump..
Usually a leg. Just before he gets to it, he'll pause a second and sniff.
You have to catch the dog on the advance and up to the sniff.. You
Advance forward telling the dog no. Demand he either sit or lie
Down. Lying down is best because it's a more vulnerable
Position. Everytime the dog gets up, re command the order to lie
down.. Once you feel the dog is calm and back to sorts,
Allow them to get up.

Sitting. If you are sitting and your dog advances on you Amorously,
Stand up and repeat the above steps.

For an agressive or assertive advance.. YOUmove forward.
Back the dog up. Then command a sit or down. Again
Do not let him move Til you say so.. Also.. Practice border stays.
When you go in it out of the house.. The dog must remain
At the door till you say he can move. You always go in first,
You ways go out first. Even when my dogs are going out into
The backyard alone.. I make them wait for varying times.. Then
Allow them to exit or enter.. This establishes them following
You. Good luck!!

BinauralJam

whispering hands wrote:

Ok.. Here's how you fix this.. In a standing situation..
When the dog approaches, he will in one of two manners..
Amorous or assertive.. And just because it starts out assertive
Does NOT mean it will remain so. For an amorous advance...
In a standing ( human) position. The dog will advance almost
agressively staring at the object he intends to hump..
Usually a leg. Just before he gets to it, he'll pause a second and sniff.
You have to catch the dog on the advance and up to the sniff.. You
Advance forward telling the dog no. Demand he either sit or lie
Down. Lying down is best because it's a more vulnerable
Position. Everytime the dog gets up, re command the order to lie
down.. Once you feel the dog is calm and back to sorts,
Allow them to get up.

Sitting. If you are sitting and your dog advances on you Amorously,
Stand up and repeat the above steps.

For an agressive or assertive advance.. YOUmove forward.
Back the dog up. Then command a sit or down. Again
Do not let him move Til you say so.. Also.. Practice border stays.
When you go in it out of the house.. The dog must remain
At the door till you say he can move. You always go in first,
You ways go out first. Even when my dogs are going out into
The backyard alone.. I make them wait for varying times.. Then
Allow them to exit or enter.. This establishes them following
You. Good luck!!

I hope my wife never reads this!

JonnyPistachio

BinauralJam wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Ok.. Here's how you fix this.. In a standing situation..
When the dog approaches, he will in one of two manners..
Amorous or assertive.. And just because it starts out assertive
Does NOT mean it will remain so. For an amorous advance...
In a standing ( human) position. The dog will advance almost
agressively staring at the object he intends to hump..
Usually a leg. Just before he gets to it, he'll pause a second and sniff.
You have to catch the dog on the advance and up to the sniff.. You
Advance forward telling the dog no. Demand he either sit or lie
Down. Lying down is best because it's a more vulnerable
Position. Everytime the dog gets up, re command the order to lie
down.. Once you feel the dog is calm and back to sorts,
Allow them to get up.

Sitting. If you are sitting and your dog advances on you Amorously,
Stand up and repeat the above steps.

For an agressive or assertive advance.. YOUmove forward.
Back the dog up. Then command a sit or down. Again
Do not let him move Til you say so.. Also.. Practice border stays.
When you go in it out of the house.. The dog must remain
At the door till you say he can move. You always go in first,
You ways go out first. Even when my dogs are going out into
The backyard alone.. I make them wait for varying times.. Then
Allow them to exit or enter.. This establishes them following
You. Good luck!!

I hope my wife never reads this!

"Down boy!" doesnt work? :P

BinauralJam

JonnyPistachio wrote:

I hope my wife never reads this!

"Down boy!" doesnt work? :P[/quote]

Nothing Works, that's what she's there for.

rick1zoo2

BinauralJam wrote:

whispering hands wrote:

Ok.. Here's how you fix this.. In a standing situation..
When the dog approaches, he will in one of two manners..
Amorous or assertive.. And just because it starts out assertive
Does NOT mean it will remain so. For an amorous advance...
In a standing ( human) position. The dog will advance almost
agressively staring at the object he intends to hump..
Usually a leg. Just before he gets to it, he'll pause a second and sniff.
You have to catch the dog on the advance and up to the sniff.. You
Advance forward telling the dog no. Demand he either sit or lie
Down. Lying down is best because it's a more vulnerable
Position. Everytime the dog gets up, re command the order to lie
down.. Once you feel the dog is calm and back to sorts,
Allow them to get up.

Sitting. If you are sitting and your dog advances on you Amorously,
Stand up and repeat the above steps.

For an agressive or assertive advance.. YOUmove forward.
Back the dog up. Then command a sit or down. Again
Do not let him move Til you say so.. Also.. Practice border stays.
When you go in it out of the house.. The dog must remain
At the door till you say he can move. You always go in first,
You ways go out first. Even when my dogs are going out into
The backyard alone.. I make them wait for varying times.. Then
Allow them to exit or enter.. This establishes them following
You. Good luck!!

I hope my wife never reads this!

It's a how-to guide!!!!


I really need to stop looking at this thread :fp: