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Salsa + "i'm analog" = Bad

vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
edited December 2011 in The Porch
How do I get salsa out of my "I'm Analog" t-shirt? (Had an accident last night with my two day old t-shirt, I haven't even worn it)

Is there any "I'm Analog" stain remover available in the Goods Section? I can't find it... While we're on it, is there any Pearl Jam Carpet Cleaner?
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Your Screwed ;)
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    edited February 2011
    I think the clues to solving this problem are hidden within the lines of The Fixer. First, try putting a little high on it. If that doesn't work, try to love again.
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  • PJ88PJ88 Posts: 1,074
    Lestoil. Works on everything.
  • JzPJzP Posts: 933
    Tie Dye it. I got mine today for my wife and she mentioned it.. thought it was a great idea.
    ~JzP
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    JzP wrote:
    Tie Dye it. I got mine today for my wife and she mentioned it.. thought it was a great idea.
    I'm halfway there then... got the reds and oranges sorted.
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    vital5 wrote:
    JzP wrote:
    Tie Dye it. I got mine today for my wife and she mentioned it.. thought it was a great idea.
    I'm halfway there then... got the reds and oranges sorted.
    Wipe your ass with it, Bam.......neutral color added!
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  • youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,576
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    vital5 wrote:
    JzP wrote:
    Tie Dye it. I got mine today for my wife and she mentioned it.. thought it was a great idea.
    I'm halfway there then... got the reds and oranges sorted.
    Wipe your ass with it, Bam.......neutral color added!

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Red_DotRed_Dot Posts: 1,454
    DeLukin wrote:
    I think the clues to solving this problem are hidden within the lines of The Fixer. First, try putting a little high on it. If that doesn't work, try to love again.

    :lol:
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  • High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USA Posts: 4,439
    Don't worry about it... sounds like your salsa stain will improve upon the original design.
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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    High Fidelity 2000 wrote:
    Don't worry about it... sounds like your salsa stain will improve upon the original design.

    this thread is killing me! :lol:
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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    vital5 wrote:
    JzP wrote:
    Tie Dye it. I got mine today for my wife and she mentioned it.. thought it was a great idea.
    I'm halfway there then... got the reds and oranges sorted.
    Wipe your ass with it, Bam.......neutral color added!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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  • 2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,389
    hahaha!!! brilliant post!! best of the entire month you guys. thanks for breaking up all the negative chatter!
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  • PJPOWERPJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    Just rub a little fixer on it, yeah yeah yeah yeah
  • capthowdy1027capthowdy1027 Posts: 3,270
    Red_Dot wrote:
    DeLukin wrote:
    I think the clues to solving this problem are hidden within the lines of The Fixer. First, try putting a little high on it. If that doesn't work, try to love again.

    :lol:

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  • U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    The shit is only good for wiping up stains anyway.....you can tell all your friends "that's how much of a fan I am! I have a PJ sham-wow!"

    Or a Jam-wow, as I like to call it.
  • EddieMcCreadyEddieMcCready Posts: 337
    vital5 wrote:
    Is there any "I'm Analog" stain remover available in the Goods Section? I can't find it...


    :lol::lol:
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  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    The shit is only good for wiping up stains anyway.....you can tell all your friends "that's how much of a fan I am! I have a PJ sham-wow!"

    Or a Jam-wow, as I like to call it.

    :lol:
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    This shirt may well be indestructable?

    All is well...

    I had soaked the tee in cold water RIGHT after the "accident" (it was horrible!).

    Anyway... I washed it the next day and voila, no more stain. :lol:
  • ADogNamedPilateADogNamedPilate Texas, USA Posts: 291
    with all the shirt hate around here, there's gotta be someone that would gladly send you theirs.
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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    ADogNamedPilate wrote:
    with all the shirt hate around here, there's gotta be someone that would gladly send you theirs.
    No the t-shirt was fine... the salsa washed right out back then.

    The carpet that was hit by the salsa is still stained to this day :shock:
  • SuziemaySuziemay Posts: 11,168
    Oh, that kind of salsa. I thought you went salsa dancing in your analog T :lol::lol:
  • PearlLucyPearlLucy Posts: 492
    Suziemay wrote:
    Oh, that kind of salsa. I thought you went salsa dancing in your analog T :lol::lol:

    +1

    :lol:
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    this sounds like a job for the juggler
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