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It's Almost Time - A Christmas Story

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited December 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!"

:D
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    k
    81 is now off the air

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    81 wrote:
    k

    I assume you know the movie ?
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Electric_DeltaElectric_Delta Posts: 977
    C+! Hahahaha! C+! Hahahaha!!!!! :lol:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Very timely thread as I was planning on watching this movie tonight On Demand! :D
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,403
    You'll shoot your eye out kid...Ho....Ho...Ho

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Poncier wrote:
    You'll shoot your eye out kid...Ho....Ho...Ho

    santakicks.jpeg

    That guy in the elf suit was always soooo creepy!
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    I triple dog dare you
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    Show me how the piggies eat!
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    "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine?"

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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,505
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Very timely thread as I was planning on watching this movie tonight On Demand! :D

    on demand? you're nuts to pay for this when it will be on 24 hours straight in just a couple days :mrgreen:
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The Jeagler wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Very timely thread as I was planning on watching this movie tonight On Demand! :D

    on demand? you're nuts to pay for this when it will be on 24 hours straight in just a couple days :mrgreen:

    I hope it's in the free section of on-demand

    I'll look tonight to torture the wife...she hates the movie
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    My sole christmas decoration on my desk at work is a LEG LAMP and nobody gets it :(
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,505
    PJPixie wrote:
    My sole christmas decoration on my desk at work is a LEG LAMP and nobody gets it :(


    nice!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    PJPixie wrote:
    My sole christmas decoration on my desk at work is a LEG LAMP and nobody gets it :(

    What kind of people are you working with!?! :shock:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    24-hour marathon on TBS soon...

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  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    You'll shoot your eye out kid...Ho....Ho...Ho

    santakicks.jpeg

    That guy in the elf suit was always soooo creepy!
    It looks like Dwight K Shrute
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,450
    iamica wrote:
    24-hour marathon on TBS soon...

    :D

    so many classic lines to quote in this movie.
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,403
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I'll look tonight to torture the wife...she hates the movie
    Same here...I put the marathon on here Christmas Day for background entertainment, my brother and I crack up, the wives and my mother don't find it funny...hopefully my son is getting old enough to appreciate it now (6) so we can even the score.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,403
    MrMerkinball wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    You'll shoot your eye out kid...Ho....Ho...Ho

    santakicks.jpeg

    That guy in the elf suit was always soooo creepy!
    It looks like Dwight K Shrute
    It does in that shot.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    "Like electric sex, the lamp burned in the window.." I love that movie.. "How does a piggie eat?!" Lmao we have this one on dvd so we watch it every year. So glad someone posted this thread..LMAO you guys just made my morning!! Oh and by the way.. "You'll shoot yer eye out kid!!"
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    "Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!"

    :D

    "somewhere Swartz was getting his"

    I loves this part. Hearing that poor kid getting his ass wailed on through the phone cracks me up.
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  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,903
    dcfaithful wrote:
    christmas-story-lamp-leg1.jpg
    Its a major award
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    pjsteelerfan wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    christmas-story-lamp-leg1.jpg
    Its a major award

    "Fra-jil-e.. must be Italian"
    :lol:
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    LegLamp-1.jpg

    My desk at work :)
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
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