My client, Trixie, just came in to the office sipping on a 22oz can of Earthquake malt liquor and had just wet his pants. He says to me:
Damn girl, you pretty. You'd make a good wife. If I was straight I'd kidnap your ass. But I'm gay. Can you help me out with five bucks so I can go get a pretty girl for awhile.
...I told him to come back tomorrow.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
My client, Trixie, just came in to the office sipping on a 22oz can of Earthquake malt liquor and had just wet his pants. He says to me:
Damn girl, you pretty. You'd make a good wife. If I was straight I'd kidnap your ass. But I'm gay. Can you help me out with five bucks so I can go get a pretty girl for awhile.
I find that my greatest challenge in life is repecting my boss since she is absolutely the dumbest fucking person that I have ever met!!! And, I've met some doozies...
I am guessing there is no solution. Well except to be a lesbian and while I think Scarlett Johansson is hot...I am afraid it is still men I want/adore.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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Or you can come to terms and realize
You're the only one who can't forgive yourself
Damn girl, you pretty. You'd make a good wife. If I was straight I'd kidnap your ass. But I'm gay. Can you help me out with five bucks so I can go get a pretty girl for awhile.
...I told him to come back tomorrow.
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
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rumor has it, nothingman is all tied up......
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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Went back to work today....
Now its just sore.....
Ill live.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
I am guessing there is no solution. Well except to be a lesbian and while I think Scarlett Johansson is hot...I am afraid it is still men I want/adore.
Seriously you should come with a manual. And fuck off with the mixed messages...well not you Cavstarr. I am sure you are lovely.
Scarlett is hot.. I would not fault you.. I say take a year off and go for Scarlett
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Badass??? My favourite
Will do. Should I send you pics from our summer in Ibiza? Or you could just come with
I think the last thing Scarlett wants do is go to Ibiza with me, again!! we just keep ending up there.. I mean, I can only take so much of her..
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Me on the other hand, you never get tired of.
She can go on and on about things... :roll:
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
Drive in or take the train...such a dilemma!
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."