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Encinitas Pearl Jam Fan needs Help!
Evil-Little-Goat
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My dear friend from Encinitas California is currently doing the European Tour and has a severe case of constipation, the poor girl has not been able to poop for weeks.
We've tried everything possible including Coffee, Cigarettes, warm Pear Juice plenty of European Beer, Czech food and Swedish Meatballs. You name it she's tried it!
Her last resort recently brought her to the Stockholm Pharmacy and a tube of meds to place up her you know what! EPIC FAIL.
Dear Pearl Jam, Please play Dirty Frank at some point during the next three shows so she can Shit her pants!!!
UPDATE:
Since my friend was unable to fix her unfortunate situation in Europe, this has now become the problem of the town of Encinitas. I'm hearing that there is serious concern among the locals that the area will not be able to handle a dump of this magnitude.
I have confidence that fellow fans and the people of Missoula will be able to deal with this dump for Dirty Frank.
Dear Pearl Jam, please Dirty Frank in Missoula.
It would instantly work wonders for my friend.
Thank you kindly,
Touring Friend
We've tried everything possible including Coffee, Cigarettes, warm Pear Juice plenty of European Beer, Czech food and Swedish Meatballs. You name it she's tried it!
Her last resort recently brought her to the Stockholm Pharmacy and a tube of meds to place up her you know what! EPIC FAIL.
Dear Pearl Jam, Please play Dirty Frank at some point during the next three shows so she can Shit her pants!!!
UPDATE:
Since my friend was unable to fix her unfortunate situation in Europe, this has now become the problem of the town of Encinitas. I'm hearing that there is serious concern among the locals that the area will not be able to handle a dump of this magnitude.
I have confidence that fellow fans and the people of Missoula will be able to deal with this dump for Dirty Frank.
Dear Pearl Jam, please Dirty Frank in Missoula.
It would instantly work wonders for my friend.
Thank you kindly,
Touring Friend
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We need this turd dropped off in Scandinavia!
Please play Dirty Frank!
Get this dame some Dirty Frank ASAP!!! I'm sure her ears (and internal organs) need it. Hopefully her tour mates don't mind the epic explosion.
Have fun in Europe!!!
xoxo
Where it takes me"
Our beaches are not the Caddy Shack pool
Play Dirty Frank!!!
DIRTY FRANK EURO 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where it takes me"
*chanting* DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK! DIRTY FRANK!
For some Dirty Frank!!!
'This boats not safe
And we're drowning.'
That is fantastic.
Plus we are staying in same hotel room and our windows dont open...SKUNK-BUTT!!! :fp:
Help a fan in need PJ, I'm feeling the pain for my friend here!
PLAY DIRTY FRANK!!
good one OP!
Please, please help a girl out and play Dirty Frank PJ!!
Mucho mahalo
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Thanks!
I've been in awe of the determination she has displayed throughout the whole tour and would love for this deuce to happen.
have you tried a crap load of coffee yet??
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
this is not a make believe story...the flight back to USA could be brutal
Would love to see it played in Copenhagen so I can fly back to Cali in comfort.