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Are you going to die?

Lone Drawn MeteorLone Drawn Meteor Vancouver, BC, Canada, Northern Hemishpere, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe Posts: 1,230
edited October 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.deathbeth.com

I'll give you a hint. Yes. Yes you are.
"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg
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    WildsWilds Posts: 4,329
    edited October 2011
    Only click if you want some bible thumping sermon.


    Yikes. What a let down.

    Thought something was going to jump out and scare me.

    From the site:
    Yes, you are going to die. It's the ultimate statistic: 10 out of 10 die.

    If your heart stopped right now, how would you respond in those few moments as your life drained from you? Don't deceive yourself any further by saying, "That would never happen to me." Human nature tends to think that way -- that death is something that happens to other people. But every single day 150,000 people die, and no doubt each of them that are now in eternity, thought just like you -- that death "will never happen to me."

    When that day comes for you, you're going to have to face God's judgment. So the most important question you can ask is, "Will I go to Heaven?" Here's a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain?



    Jesus said, "Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Have you looked at someone with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done those things God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart.

    Ask God to shine a spotlight on your heart and remind you of those things that you have thought and done that He saw. Nothing is hidden from His Holy eyes. Realize that if God gives you justice, you will end up in Hell for eternity. But that's not God's will for you. Jesus Christ suffered and died on the Cross in your place, so you could go free. That's how much God loves you. We broke God's Law, but Jesus paid our fine. Then He rose from



    the grave and defeated death. If you repent and trust in Him, God will forgive your sins and grant you everlasting life.

    We only get one chance in this thing we call "life." Don't blow it for eternity. Obey the gospel today. Then read your Bible daily and obey what you read, God will never let you down.
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    nsepstrunsepstru Posts: 187
    White Zombie Backpack wrote:
    http://www.deathbeth.com

    I'll give you a hint. Yes. Yes you are.
    Really? I thought this might be something funny or gross or just plain silly...instead I get a fucking sermon???
    I'm not human...I'm Danish!
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    conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    10/10 i am going to die(obviously)

    according to 'gods judgement' i am going to hell...... if there is a god and hell.... and a heaven
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    SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 NYC Posts: 25,810
    That was in fact lame.
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    klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    that was dumb as fuck
    The future's paved with better days

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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Today is the day - Oct 21
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Today is the day - Oct 21

    true. well, it's been nice knowing you
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Die you say?
    'why do they call it dying when it is leaving this world'

    I'm gonna Boogie on.....
    kind of like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAMt_XPvoQY

    it's alright, alright, alright :D
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    pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,883
    I plan to live forever
    the-highlander-7.jpg
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
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    CorduroyGirlCorduroyGirl Posts: 283
    Awww... When I read the "10 out of 10" I thought it would be funny... :evil:
    ~Can't escape from the common rule
    If you hate something, don't you do it too...~
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    pjsteelerfan wrote:
    I plan to live forever
    the-highlander-7.jpg


    there can be only one!
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