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Best Pick Up Line When Wearing "I'm Analog" Shirt

MagnitudeMagnitude Posts: 392
edited February 2011 in The Porch
Okay,

Most of us can agree that the "I'm Analog" shirt is really awful. However, it can be worn and used as a potential conversation starter/ice breaker/pick up line. So I ask you to come up with the best pick up line when wearing this t-shirt (Should you be brave and daring enough). Here is a terrible one to get us started.

"Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..." ;)
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    High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USA Posts: 4,435
    RandyTooNice wrote:
    Okay,

    "Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..." ;)

    That is terribly EXCELLENT. :lol: Nice.

    But why stop at 7 inch? Make it a ten inch! Christmas single 2003, right?!
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    voxboyvoxboy Posts: 22
    High Fidelity 2000 wrote:
    RandyTooNice wrote:
    Okay,

    "Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..." ;)

    That is terribly EXCELLENT. :lol: Nice.

    But why stop at 7 inch? Make it a ten inch! Christmas single 2003, right?!


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    voxboyvoxboy Posts: 22
    or

    go the whole hog ..... "mine's a Long (Player) 12 inch " ...... pun intended !! :evil: :lol:
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    FrankieGFrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,095
    RandyTooNice wrote:

    "Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..." ;)
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :clap:
    2003: 7/14 NJ ... 2006: 6/1 NJ, 6/3 NJ ... 2007: 8/5 IL ... 2008: 6/24 NY, 6/25 NY, 8/7 EV NJ ... 2009: 10/27 PA, 10/28 PA, 10/30 PA, 10/31 PA
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    High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USA Posts: 4,435
    FrankieG wrote:
    RandyTooNice wrote:

    "Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..." ;)
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :clap:

    Let me just add:

    IBTL :lol:
    ABQ 93, Las Cruces 95, ABQ 98, Bridge School 10/30/99, Lubbock 00, ABQ 00, Denver 03, State College 03, San Diego 03, Vegas 03, PHX 03, D.C. 03, Camden 7/5/03, NYC 7/8/03 + 7/9/03, Vegas 06, San Francisco 7/15/06 + 7/16/06 + 7/18/06, Kansas City 10, EV:ABQ 11/6/12, Chicago 13, PHX 13, Denver 14--PJ24!, Telluride 16, Chicago 8/20/16, Chicago 8/18/18, Denver 20, Phoenix 20

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    usamamasan1usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPhUr-T6UM
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    U R A Crazy BreedU R A Crazy Breed Posts: 8,370
    How about covering the og with tape. ;)
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    U R A Crazy Breed wrote:
    How about covering the og with tape. ;)
    then they will think you are Greek :lol:
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    pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    "Analog in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    scientests have already proven that NO pick up line will work if its a Pearl Jam fan wearing an "I'm Analog" shirt.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    choopchoop Posts: 1,060
    i ate too much and now i have to make an anal log
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    choop wrote:
    i ate 9 inches of black stuff now i have to make an anal log


    fixed it for ya :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    jamburgerjamburger Posts: 1,775
    dunkman wrote:
    scientests have already proven that NO pick up line will work if its a Pearl Jam fan wearing an "I'm Analog" shirt.

    Even when approaching another "I'm Analog" shirt wearer?
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    theserialthrillatheserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    do you mind if i try to get another frequency on your t-shirt..


    obviously works better if your doing this to a large breasted girl..
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamburger wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    scientests have already proven that NO pick up line will work if its a Pearl Jam fan wearing an "I'm Analog" shirt.

    Even when approaching another "I'm Analog" shirt wearer?

    yeah like a real life Garth Algar meeting up with Betty Jo. ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    theserialthrilla wrote:
    do you mind if i try to get another frequency on your t-shirt..


    obviously works better if your doing this to a large breasted girl..

    or an average sized American male? ;)

    i kid!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    MagnitudeMagnitude Posts: 392
    Glad to see this picking up... How about this one-

    "As you can see from my shirt, I am a virgin so you know I'm VD-free"
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    MagnitudeMagnitude Posts: 392
    High Fidelity 2000 wrote:
    RandyTooNice wrote:
    Okay,

    "Hey If you hadn't noticed "I'm Analog" so why don't you check out my seven inch (pause for dramatic effect) record..." ;)

    That is terribly EXCELLENT. :lol: Nice.

    But why stop at 7 inch? Make it a ten inch! Christmas single 2003, right?!

    I stopped at 7" because no girl would ever believe someone wearing that shirt has 10" of anything other than in a ruler. 7" might be a stretch depending on if you decide to go with the tucked-in t-shirt look or not.
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    RandyTooNice wrote:
    Glad to see this picking up... How about this one-

    "As you can see from my shirt, I am a virgin so you know I'm VD-free"
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Even nerds would make fun of anyone wearing this shirt.

    (Not saying it's a bad design, it's in a minimalist style, some people like that kind of thing.)
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    it's hard enough to chat women up anyway... to do so with a Pearl Jam shirt on is a challenge... to do it with a PJ shirt that is basically admitting you are at the nerdiest end of the Pearl Jam fandom scale is just beyond challenging. Even if Charlie Sheen was in a brothel... during happy hour... with a wheelbarrow full of money and an already signed pre-nup for half of his wealth... he still couldn't score with that shirt on.

    You might as well have "I have 7 different strains of HIV" tattooed across your forehead.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    ceejay41ceejay41 Posts: 32
    How about..I know this shirt is fucking horrible, but it would look a lot better on your bedroom floor.
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    I'm analog. Wanna be onalog?
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    FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    Woooody wrote:
    I'm analog. Wanna be onalog?


    LOL
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    RYEzupSFRYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    CantKeepMeHere wrote:
    ...tune in Tokyo...
    ...tune in Tokyo...

    exactly what i was thinking. big up to duckie!
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    front.jpgback.jpg

    my buddy Lou made his own version
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    MagnitudeMagnitude Posts: 392
    "Hey, how about we go back to my place and I flip you over like a record"

    Come on, where are the Pearl Jam fans with a sense of humor?
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