The Gym

The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
edited August 2011 in All Encompassing Trip
I have always said that you will not find a bigger collection of d-bags than at the gym. It would make the perfect setting for a sitcom. This article is kinda long, but I think it sums up some of the characters that you find at the gym (you all know the turds you see that wear a bandana or headband/wristbands...do a set every 10 minutes and spend most of their time talking to anyone that will listen to them. Then tell everyone they 'worked out' for 2 hours).

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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Proud to say I've worked out almost every day for the past 15 years and I've never been to a gym. Only gym was P.E. in high school.

    I went running in zero degree weather last night and it felt great... Pull-up bar, push-ups, sit-ups, squats.. who needs a gym.
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Proud to say I've worked out almost every day for the past 15 years and I've never been to a gym. Only gym was P.E. in high school.

    I went running in zero degree weather last night and it felt great... Pull-up bar, push-ups, sit-ups, squats.. who needs a gym.

    Sounds like Rocky IV
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    The Fixer wrote:
    Proud to say I've worked out almost every day for the past 15 years and I've never been to a gym. Only gym was P.E. in high school.

    I went running in zero degree weather last night and it felt great... Pull-up bar, push-ups, sit-ups, squats.. who needs a gym.

    Sounds like Rocky IV
    Eye of the tiger.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    lets not forget the wrong way runner. you know, the one that is out for a nice run on the streets. of course instead of using the sidewalk, they run in the street, in the direction of traffic, vs. running in the opposite direction of traffic like you are suppose to.

    his close cousin. the wrong way biker. you know, they like to ride agaist the flow of traffic.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    There's always the woman who is obviously there for attention and to show off her disgustingly fake boobs, and really has no intention to achieve a state of fitness.
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  • what about the Hog Watcher? You know, the weird dude catching glimpses of guys drying off after a shower.

    :shock:
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,069
    AAHHHH!!!
    That's why I go to an all girl's gym!!
    8-)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 16,757
    Lizard wrote:
    AAHHHH!!!
    That's why I go to an all girl's gym!!
    8-)

    Because of all the kissing and hugging?
  • booomm11booomm11 Posts: 865
    being so KiND.. tO LEt me RiDe!!!
  • booomm11booomm11 Posts: 865
    peace out! off to the gime
    being so KiND.. tO LEt me RiDe!!!
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,069
    booomm11 wrote:
    peace out! off to the gime
    Don't stare at anyone.

    And say hello to Jimmy.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,723
    This is the worst time of the year to go to the gym. All the people with their new years resolutions....hard to even get on a machine sometimes. Looking forward to March when it is back to business as usual.
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    The Fixer wrote:
    Proud to say I've worked out almost every day for the past 15 years and I've never been to a gym. Only gym was P.E. in high school.

    I went running in zero degree weather last night and it felt great... Pull-up bar, push-ups, sit-ups, squats.. who needs a gym.

    Sounds like Rocky IV
    Drago was a douche


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  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    booomm11 wrote:
    peace out! off to the gime


    whats a gime?


    ohhhhh..giiiimme
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,762
    What's wrong with a bandana? I'm not wearing it there for a fashion statement, but it's the only way to keep sweat out of my eyes when I'm doing 200 floors on the stair climber.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
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  • Lizard wrote:
    AAHHHH!!!
    That's why I go to an all girl's gym!!
    8-)
    i hear they have pillow fights in the locker room after tough work outs :P
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    FISH TACOSSSSSSSSS
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    FISH TACOSSSSSSSSS

    :shock:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    81 wrote:
    FISH TACOSSSSSSSSS

    is that like pink tacos?
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    FISH TACOSSSSSSSSS

    is that like pink tacos?

    One and the same.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    MMmmmm "It's Good and So Good for You " :thumbup:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    MMmmmm "It's Good and So Good for You " :thumbup:

    Do I have something in my teeth?
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    MMmmmm "It's Good and So Good for You " :thumbup:

    Do I have something in my teeth?

    :lol: Your Good
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,069
    Asshats!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,710
    edited January 2018
    megatron wrote:
    booomm11 wrote:
    peace out! off to the gime


    whats a gime?


    ohhhhh..giiiimme


    lol
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGLzm-Gy0dQ


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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    The gym I used to go to had this one guy in there every day and he would be in there for hours (from what I've heard from the trainers).
    I would always see him just walking around talking to everyone and walking with a strut whilst giving others dirty looks, including me, he thought because his arms were massive he was king shit.
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  • Sonja_SSonja_S Vienna Posts: 444
    The Fixer wrote:
    I have always said that you will not find a bigger collection of d-bags than at the gym. It would make the perfect setting for a sitcom. This article is kinda long, but I think it sums up some of the characters that you find at the gym (you all know the turds you see that wear a bandana or headband/wristbands...do a set every 10 minutes and spend most of their time talking to anyone that will listen to them. Then tell everyone they 'worked out' for 2 hours).

    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... gym_freaks

    I tried to work at a gym for 2 years (tried because I've never seen so many unprofessional people in one place) and that article couldn't be more true. Although we were a high price gym, so some of the species mentioned in the article were hunted down to extinction (camper, grunter, hoarder,...), personal trainers were not allowed and the circuit jerks were escorted to one of the 2 circuits where they had to obey to a lights-system or risk being thrown out and banned for life :mrgreen:

    I work out at a budget-chain now though and am the only woman who dares to set foot in the weights-area thanks to the cave-men who practically live there. Since it's always the same idiots, most of them learned to stop staring when I give them the lifted eyebrow stink-eye and the hoarders fork over whatever I need when I tell them to stop sitting on it *g* Some of them even mumble a hello when they have a good day :D
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  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    Was doing cable flies today and some turd asks me to work in. no problem. then he proceeds to set up mats, a bench, and change the height of the cables. took me a lot of willpower to not tell the dude that in the time it took him to set shit up I could have finished my two sets I had left.

    Seemed like this guy was in my way throughout my entire workout. That ever happen to anyone?

    I can't stand douchebags
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The gym I used to go to had this one guy in there every day and he would be in there for hours (from what I've heard from the trainers).
    I would always see him just walking around talking to everyone and walking with a strut whilst giving others dirty looks, including me, he thought because his arms were massive he was king shit.
    Wanker.

    Those guys make me laugh. :lol:

    Recently saw some guy all tattooed up, wearing what looked like brand new expensive Jordan's, and an authentic Derrick Rose jersey. It also looked like he had used about a half of a bottle of gel on his hair about 20 minutes prior.

    Maybe he confused the gym with the nightclub?
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