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Ever Been This Drunk ?

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited November 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,410
    Now thats funny. halarious
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    hehehe.....not recently....:D


    ever been this drunk?

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html
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    pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    I don't get it... so he wakes up next to a fat chick, finds out he married her, and has a son... was he drunk and sleeping for 7 years?
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    rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,776
    haha, sick!
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    soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,208
    that's fucking hilarious :D
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    cutback wrote:
    hehehe.....not recently....:D


    ever been this drunk?

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html
    my wife said if i dont get her another beer she is going to stab me in the face.............

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    my wife said if i dont get her another beer she is going to stab me in the face.............

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................

    that's the line that go to me too.....i'd drive anything in any condition to avoid being stabbed in the face....:D:D
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    cutback wrote:
    hehehe.....not recently....:D


    ever been this drunk?

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html


    Now we know where Cory is...

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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    Love Nick Frost, but that 2nd vid is funny as hell.

    My wife is gonna kick your ass!
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    QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,626
    My wife is gonna kick your ass!

    is it illegal to cut grass??
    hehe

    not much grass growing on asphalt.
    Nice shirt.
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    There's nothing funnier than regretting getting married and being unhappy because your wife has got fat.
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    Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,479
    There's nothing funnier than regretting getting married and being unhappy because your wife has got fat.

    except maybe a drunk hillbilly trying to take a leak while standing on a riding mower after being stopped by a cop
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    cutback wrote:
    hehehe.....not recently....:D


    ever been this drunk?

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html


    Two weeks of hard drinking...

    that guy is my hero...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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