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Alf AlphaAlf Alpha Posts: 52
edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Hi I'm Alf. I need to know what's a good brand of envelope to get. I've got to mail a letter to my sweetie and I don't want the envelope falling apart on me. So I need some envelopes. Good envelopes.

Also stamps. Where can I get some stamps? Good stamps
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    walkunafraidwalkunafraid Posts: 2,557
    Pretty much any store here on Earth.

    Not sure about where to get them up there on Melmac.
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    Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    I suggest a Tyvek envelope because they are really hard to rip open. If you wanna protect what you've sent, then use a bubble shipper.

    If you don't have a Pitney Bowes machine at work that you can use for postage, go to the Post Office. It's well worth the trip.

    That will be .42 cents. Pay me via PayPal. Thanks.
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    Alf AlphaAlf Alpha Posts: 52
    What is Melmac. Do they sell envelopes there?

    I mean it now, only the best. Only the best for my sweetie.
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    PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I steal envelopes from work........I steal the postage too :D
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    does the envelope ever push back?
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    Alf AlphaAlf Alpha Posts: 52
    I steal often too. Usually only cheap things from the grocery store or Wal-Mart. Little things like bologna and cheese and bread; also staples and small toys; anything little. Every little bit helps.
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    Alf AlphaAlf Alpha Posts: 52
    cutback wrote:
    does the envelope ever push back?

    I'm not sure. I don't want to risk. That's why I want good ones, good ones for my sweetie.
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    xSmackSoundxxSmackSoundx Posts: 479
    this has got to be a joke... I think its hilarious...
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    gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Don't go cheap on the envelopes. You don't want the same thing to happen to your sweetie that happened to Susan, Costanza's sweetie...
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    PJamGrunge10PJamGrunge10 California Posts: 594
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    Don't go cheap on the envelopes. You don't want the same thing to happen to your sweetie that happened to Susan, Costanza's sweetie...


    That's why you should only shop Wal-Mart
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    Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    I'm tellin' ya, man.....Tyvek. And bubble wrap.
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    Alf AlphaAlf Alpha Posts: 52
    I will try these Tyveks. But I will not use the bubble wrap. Unless you know of a good kind. They make them so the little bubbles pop so easily. And they make little popping sounds. Pop, pop; pop, pop. No.
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    Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    yeah, those popping things are fun and all, but...

    The Tyvek protects the outer envelope, and the bubble shipper adds more added protection, and when you add all that up....

    It's all good. And safe. And protected.

    No pop....pop....pop....

    I promise.
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    Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 16,770
    walkunafraid wrote:
    Pretty much any store here on Earth.

    Not sure about where to get them up there on Melmac.

    YES!!.....And stop eating all of our cats!!
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    SoonForgotten2SoonForgotten2 Posts: 2,245
    This is pretty much the best thread I've seen in a long time.

    Meanwhile, I think you should check out some envelope porn.
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    ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    SoonForgotten2 wrote:
    This is pretty much the best thread I've seen in a long time.

    Meanwhile, I think you should check out some envelope porn.
    :eek: Oh my!
    That video was hot! When that envelope was on top of the other envelope and he opened it's flap :eek: :p
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    yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    :eek: Oh my!
    That video was hot! When that envelope was on top of the other envelope and he opened it's flap :eek: :p
    Yeah, but then the licking started and it all went pear shaped after that! :eek: :o
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    PJPixie wrote:
    I steal envelopes from work........I steal the postage too :D

    this reminds me of a joke....
    A young boys parents are called to his school, the head sits them down in his office and talls them the little boy has been caught stealing a pen. The father says, "I'm very sorry I don't know why he would do such a thing,..I mean I've told him I can get all the pens we need from work"
    :o I like it anyway. :p
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    TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    jamie uk wrote:
    this reminds me of a joke....
    A young boys parents are called to his school, the head sits them down in his office and talls them the little boy has been caught stealing a pen. The father says, "I'm very sorry I don't know why he would do such a thing,..I mean I've told him I can get all the pens we need from work"
    :o I like it anyway. :p
    That was the funny cherry on top of some true comedy here.
    :p
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