Cheese On A Plane!!! New Terror Threat!!!

Bu2
Bu2 Posts: 1,693
edited July 2007 in A Moving Train
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070725/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/airport_terror_warning

That last one really cracks me up.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i never trusted cheese........;)
  • Bu2
    Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    wrapped in a baby's blanket, I've had my doubts too.
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  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    Can you use TSA and intelligence in the same sentence???
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • Bu2
    Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    The TSA has lost all its intelligence.
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  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    Bu2 wrote:
    The TSA has lost all its intelligence.
    Close.........almost works............how about this one
    "No intelligence was used in the formation of TSA."
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • robbie
    robbie Posts: 883
    i was never scared enough to vote republican until now...... but... CHEESE!!!!!AAAHHHH! thats it im voting for rudy.. he can save me from the cheese on a plane..i would gladly give away ALL of my civil liberties if it meant preventing just one more block of cheese from getting on an airplane!
  • blackredyellow
    blackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Thanks to this, there is more money to be made by cheese lobbyists.
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  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    Bu2 wrote:
    The TSA has lost all its intelligence.
    tybird wrote:

    Close.........almost works............how about this one
    "No intelligence was used in the formation of TSA."

    :D
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  • macgyver06
    macgyver06 Posts: 2,500
    im guessing they think the terrorists are doing runs before an actual attack to see what they are up against?


    kinda smart eh'? wonder if its true
  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    I saw this - crazy - I can kind of see what they are getting at, but the pain of it is, we were planning to bring a bunch of soy milk and possibly food we wouldn't want to take the time to search for in Chicago, in a checked bag, to Lolla, and I can just see us getting flagged for suspicious baggage with asceptic soy milk containers in checked baggage. I guess we'll stick to water.
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  • blackredyellow
    blackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    JaneNY wrote:
    I saw this - crazy - I can kind of see what they are getting at, but the pain of it is, we were planning to bring a bunch of soy milk and possibly food we wouldn't want to take the time to search for in Chicago, in a checked bag, to Lolla, and I can just see us getting flagged for suspicious baggage with asceptic soy milk containers in checked baggage. I guess we'll stick to water.

    They don't have stores in Chicago?
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    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
    “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln

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