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I got handcuffed by the police today.

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
It is actually quite funny. I work at a school and we had a female cop come and talk to the kids today (aged between 5 and 11) She says "Who wants to be handcuffed?" and points to me straight away, I didn't have my hand up I was more then happy to comply.

So we do a mock arrest, she cuffs my hands really tight, and then.... She doesn't have her keys. I thought at first she was joking but then I saw the panic in her face, her rummaging through every pocket. She ran out to the car and she didn't have them.

She had to call up other cops to come and un-cuff me.

So for about 15-20 minutes, I had kids running up and grabbing the cuffs, (which killed), my boss taking heaps of photos because it was the funniest thing she had ever seen and the cops coming up checking if my hands were turning blue cause they were on really tight.

She was very embarrassed but it was very funny.

She also said shit in front of 2 kids. She said "two strikes if there is a third she is leaving"

Lots of fun.
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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    i'm guessing you've been re-living this moment in your mind quite a few times since? ;)

    how does one lose the keys?
    wah
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    I hope you added some drama to the the mock-arrest, "you'll never take me alive you fucking pig scum!!!", gotta make it realistic for the kids.
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    pjfan31 wrote:
    It is actually quite funny. I work at a school and we had a female cop come and talk to the kids today (aged between 5 and 11) She says "Who wants to be handcuffed?" and points to me straight away, I didn't have my hand up I was more then happy to comply.

    So we do a mock arrest, she cuffs my hands really tight, and then.... She doesn't have her keys. I thought at first she was joking but then I saw the panic in her face, her rummaging through every pocket. She ran out to the car and she didn't have them.

    She had to call up other cops to come and un-cuff me.

    So for about 15-20 minutes, I had kids running up and grabbing the cuffs, (which killed), my boss taking heaps of photos because it was the funniest thing she had ever seen and the cops coming up checking if my hands were turning blue cause they were on really tight.

    She was very embarrassed but it was very funny.

    She also said shit in front of 2 kids. She said "two strikes if there is a third she is leaving"

    Lots of fun.

    lol! Too funny. I'll bet she was glad she didn't pick a student after all that went down! :D
  • intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,240
    facepollution wrote:
    I hope you added some drama to the the mock-arrest, "you'll never take me alive you fucking pig scum!!!", gotta make it realistic for the kids.
    that made me laugh thank you.
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  • polarispolaris Posts: 3,527
    was she cute and did you get a number?
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    polaris wrote:
    was she cute and did you get a number?

    EXACTLY!! ;)
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  • SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,396
    polaris wrote:
    was she cute and did you get a number?


    haha.....word.
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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    pjfan31 wrote:
    It is actually quite funny. I work at a school and we had a female cop come and talk to the kids today (aged between 5 and 11) She says "Who wants to be handcuffed?" and points to me straight away, I didn't have my hand up I was more then happy to comply.

    So we do a mock arrest, she cuffs my hands really tight, and then.... She doesn't have her keys. I thought at first she was joking but then I saw the panic in her face, her rummaging through every pocket. She ran out to the car and she didn't have them.

    She had to call up other cops to come and un-cuff me.

    So for about 15-20 minutes, I had kids running up and grabbing the cuffs, (which killed), my boss taking heaps of photos because it was the funniest thing she had ever seen and the cops coming up checking if my hands were turning blue cause they were on really tight.

    She was very embarrassed but it was very funny.

    She also said shit in front of 2 kids. She said "two strikes if there is a third she is leaving"

    Lots of fun.

    is this the same female cop you made another thread about? The crazy one? :eek:
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    illegal pants wrote:
    i'm guessing you've been re-living this moment in your mind quite a few times since? ;)

    how does one lose the keys?

    lol ;)
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    pjfan31 wrote:
    It is actually quite funny. I work at a school and we had a female cop come and talk to the kids today (aged between 5 and 11) She says "Who wants to be handcuffed?" and points to me straight away, I didn't have my hand up I was more then happy to comply.

    So we do a mock arrest, she cuffs my hands really tight, and then.... She doesn't have her keys. I thought at first she was joking but then I saw the panic in her face, her rummaging through every pocket. She ran out to the car and she didn't have them.

    She had to call up other cops to come and un-cuff me.

    So for about 15-20 minutes, I had kids running up and grabbing the cuffs, (which killed), my boss taking heaps of photos because it was the funniest thing she had ever seen and the cops coming up checking if my hands were turning blue cause they were on really tight.

    She was very embarrassed but it was very funny.

    She also said shit in front of 2 kids. She said "two strikes if there is a third she is leaving"

    Lots of fun.

    Ha thats a funny story, ,I bet the kids loved it.
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    I got handcuffed by a police officer over the weekend.. but he was OFF duty. Teehee
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Okay, here are some answers to some question.

    No she wasn't cute, she would be in her 40s I would say, but it was her first school visit.

    No I didn't get her number.

    No it wasn't the same crazy cop who I made a drunken thread about.

    I don't know how she lost her keys. She has a little pocket where she kept them. It has her locker keys on it.

    Yes the kids loved it, and when I was at school this morning, I had a 5 year old ask me if I got them off. That was really cute considering my hands were in clear view of everybody.

    Oh and I didn't call her a scum bitch, I was getting arrested for stealing a texta.

    Sorry if i have left one out, I will answer it though a little later.

    But it was one of the funniest experiences that ever happened to me. That and getting my pants ripped off me in a Rugby League game when I was in year 12...
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