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  • rhinomagicrhinomagic Charlottesville, VA Posts: 2,552
    on the bed
    on the floor
    on the towel by the door
    in the tub
    in the car
    up against the mini-bar

    Those two videos are comedy gold. So funny!

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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    So now that Jim and her broke up..the question is...was she really fucking Matt Damon??
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • NothingSoundNothingSound Posts: 198
    The Champ wrote:
    So now that Jim and her broke up..the question is...was she really fucking Matt Damon??

    He can do much better.
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,941
    "I'm fucking Ben Affleck" by Jimmy Kimmel

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pFTAY7MF8
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  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Who the fuck is Jimmy Kimmell anyway.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    stu gee wrote:
    Who the fuck is Jimmy Kimmell anyway.
    One of the numerous, seemingly unspectacular, people who manage to carve out a fantastically prosperous living in America by getting a chat show.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,941
    stu gee wrote:
    Who the fuck is Jimmy Kimmell anyway.

    he dates the girl whose "fucking Matt Damon." that's the joke dude. it aired on his show
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  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    One of the numerous ,seemingly unspectacular, people who manage to carve out a fantastically prosperous living in America by getting a chat show.

    Like a Conan o'Brien type? I see. I can never understand where the laughter stems from in these shows, i always think i must surely be missing something here?

    There's one guy who i think is ok, Jon Stewart, but i think i could sit through most of the other ones and not be in danger of laughing once!!!
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
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