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I'm fucking Matt Damon

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA5BnTrFAx0
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    dunkman wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA5BnTrFAx0

    No matter how many times I watch this, I can't stop laughing.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    welcome to last week dunk....;) :p just kidding.....this craks me up every time i watch it....:D
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    It's fricken hilarious. I even showed my mom (who loves MD) and she was cracking up!

    "Now let's put the guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon!"
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    cutback wrote:
    welcome to last week dunk....;) :p just kidding.....this craks me up every time i watch it....:D


    yeah i thought as much.. but i couldnt for the life of me find a thread on it.. search for "fucking" and i get 18,376 posts by Heineken Helen ;):D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah i thought as much.. but i couldnt for the life of me find a thread on it.. search for "fucking" and i get 18,376 posts by Heineken Helen ;):D

    Best post ever! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah i thought as much.. but i couldnt for the life of me find a thread on it.. search for "fucking" and i get 18,376 posts by Heineken Helen ;):D


    foul mouthed bitch...;) :p:D

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=271598
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Who does she remind you of on here? :eek: :D
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Who does she remind you of on here? :eek: :D


    i'm way ahead of you :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I'm relieved to see the clip, I saw the thread title and thought it was confession time.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    dunk, if you're fucking Matt Damon, then I'm Mrs. Eddie Vedder. Dammit. And for my 10th year anniversary, I want divorce papers.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I couldn't help but laugh at this, however shit it actually is, just because Matt Damon is hilarious in it.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    I'm relieved to see the clip, I saw the thread title and thought it was confession time.

    he seems like a fun guy... :)


    *adds him to my £5,000,000 list *

    ok so i'm a whore!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I couldn't help but laugh at this, however shit it actually is, just because Matt Damon is hilarious in it.

    but its not shit... its funny..
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    tish wrote:
    dunk, if you're fucking Matt Damon, then I'm Mrs. Eddie Vedder. Dammit. And for my 10th year anniversary, I want divorce papers.

    you'll get your divorce papers straight away after sharing with me and Mooksie at Bonnaroo :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    he seems like a fun guy... :)


    *adds him to my £5,000,000 list *

    ok so i'm a whore!!!

    relationships are all about giving and taking amigo ;)

    p.s. you're not a cheap whore, just very reasonable, and you're lucky I didn't scoop the £95 million Euro jackpot last night.....:o :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    Nah, I don't think the hubby would mind, it's the young- Dr. to be-chemical engineering-Mr. Nice guy-new boyfriend who has to continue his accepting attitude.

    You make me wanna dance with you at Bonnaroo. And by dance, I mean party in your fucking pants. ;)

    Edit: for rhyming quality
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    tish wrote:

    You make me wanna dance with you at Bonnaroo. And by dance, I mean party in your fucking pants. ;)

    Edit: for rhyming quality


    that doth make me laugheth :D


    fucking pants :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    Ya, you know the ones. With the metal clips to chain you to the wall. Those ones. With the peekaboo cutouts for your juicy balls.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    tish wrote:
    Ya, you know the ones. With the metal clips to chain you to the wall. Those ones. With the peekaboo cutouts for your juicy balls.

    yeah Failedp makes me wear those.



    *thread integrity*

    Sarah Silverman makes me wear them as well
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,814
    I skipped the clip last week, too. But this thread had way better advertising. First laugh of the day. When Damon joins in and sings along with where the fucking is being done, like the mini-bar. Jesus. He just made my, wow that guy is cool and funny, and hot list!
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah Failedp makes me wear those.



    *thread integrity*

    Sarah Silverman makes me wear them as well

    You like Silverman as well? Damn! Do I sense a new thread a coming!?? Yesterday Zooey, today Sarah Silverman!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You like Silverman as well? Damn! Do I sense a new thread a coming!?? Yesterday Zooey, today Sarah Silverman!

    ohhhh we are brothers :):)

    yip... i like the kookiness factor :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    ohhhh we are brothers :):)

    yip... i like the kookiness factor :)

    My gf hates her! It makes me like her even more!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    My gf hates her! It makes me like her even more!!!

    if i win the lottery then i'll buy them for me and you for an evening of fine wine, televised nudeball and some lobster.

    Zooey and Silverman

    *shudder*

    and thats me spent
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    if i win the lottery then i'll buy them for me and you for an evening of fine wine, televised nudeball and some lobster.

    Zooey and Silverman

    *shudder*

    and thats me spent

    Talk about a Friday night and not caring if you ever see Saturday!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Talk about a Friday night and not caring if you ever see Saturday!!!

    Wouldn't that be ironic?
    I mean if you won the lottery, and died the next day.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,385
    jamie uk wrote:
    Wouldn't that be ironic?
    I mean if you won the lottery, and died the next day.
    Like raaaaiiiiiin on your wedding day.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Wouldn't that be ironic?
    I mean if you won the lottery, and died the next day.

    it would be if you were a poor funeral director

    :confused:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Yea I saw this, funny as hell.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    I'm doing Jason Bourne
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
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