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Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
....I just came back from wallmart and the dude in front of us bought a pair of long johns (it was hot as fek here today too) and a pineapple.
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  • raszputiniraszputini Posts: 119
    A pirate hat, a parachute strap, and 12oz jar of marmalade.
  • mbangel10mbangel10 Posts: 548
    raszputini wrote:
    A pirate hat, a parachute strap, and 12oz jar of marmalade.

    Now that is just plain kinky.
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  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    a six pack of beer and a quart of orange juice at 9:30 am...


    okay so that not so weird....did i mention that a few months later he became a serial killer?



    and it gets even weirder...

    :eek:
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  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    prism wrote:
    a six pack of beer and a quart of orange juice at 9:30 am...


    okay so that not so weird....did i mention that a few months later he became a serial killer?



    and it gets even weirder...

    :eek:
    Haha. Was that the sniper or another one of ours? ;)
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  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    A lady walked out of a porn shop last week with bags and bags of merchandise. Pretty sure all vibrators.

    My first thought was 'tupperware party'

    Conservative guess would say there'd have to be at least10 small boxes in each bag and she was full with bags.

    Im still intrigued
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  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    wolfbear wrote:
    Haha. Was that the sniper or another one of ours? ;)

    that was the DC sniper who along with his lil cohort(that my daughter met at B.H.S.) a few months later went on a killing spree in and around my hometown 3000 miles away from here.

    goes to show that you never know what the person standing in line in front of you at the Rite Aid just might someday do




    oh yeah, i guess he used to go to that one bar downtown too...you know, the one with the three murder minimum? ;)
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  • MilestoneMilestone Posts: 1,140
    condoms and a pregnancy test.


    If she's pregnant....might as well save the money on the condoms. Too late!
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I once saw Syd Barrett coming out of a Pharmacy in Cambridge, armed with a load of nappies. (You call them diapers in the States.)
  • MilestoneMilestone Posts: 1,140
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I once saw Syd Barrett coming out of a Pharmacy in Cambridge, armed with a load of nappies. (You call them diapers in the States.)


    I wonder if they were for him.
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Cree Nations wrote:
    ....I just came back from wallmart and the dude in front of us bought a pair of long johns (it was hot as fek here today too) and a pineapple.
    lol funny :D
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    When I was skiing in Colorado years ago, they were filming Chirstmas Vacation. They filmed the sled scene in Breckenridge mountian. Well in the lobby of my hotel my father, uncle and I saw Chevy Chase actually talking to the cigarette machine while trying to buy them. I remember staring at him thinking "Wow, thats Chevy Chase! Why the hell is he talking to that machine?"
    Our family still laughs about it during the holidays.
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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    well it wasn't weird, but someone came through my register to buy a 35cent kiwi fruit, and put it on their cheque account... hmmm :eek:
    wah
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    hmm. I can't remember any weird things other people have bought..


    but one time I bought about 25 small juice cartons and a packet of sausages. :confused:
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  • Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
    I used to work nights in a supermarket years ago. Like late, 7pm till midnight. This woman used to come in every week not too long before closing and buy the same thing every time. About 20 packets of prunes. Nothing else. She was always dressed in really heavy clothes, and you could see cotton wool sticking out the cuffs of her sleeves. Looked like she'd packed the stuff all around her body. And she was desperately thin, she had that really strange puffy look that anorexics get.
  • LostdoggieLostdoggie Posts: 257
    I was at a porn store once and I saw an older guy in his 50s buy a fake ass. I thought that was awfully strange.
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  • Red BurritoRed Burrito Posts: 479
    Lostdoggie wrote:
    I was at a porn store once and I saw an older guy in his 50s buy a fake ass. I thought that was awfully strange.

    Hahaha...this almost made me spit my coffee all over my computer screen!
    Good stuff!
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Lostdoggie wrote:
    I was at a porn store once and I saw an older guy in his 50s buy a fake ass. I thought that was awfully strange.


    that is strange... most people wait until they are in their 60's



    Byrnzie from this here forum actually bought, when drunk i have to add, a giant jar of pesto and some crunchy nut cornflakes... which is odd.


    3am in London, i spoke to a drunk scottish guy in London who was eating a 2litre tub of ice-cream with a plastic fork and asked him if he knew where i could buy food.. he said there was a shop just around the corner that sold ice-cream... i said i wanted some food and he said "but ice-cream is a food"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i once saw a Swiss man buy a sea-water purifier.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,006
    A box of Brillo pads and a Twinkie
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Lostdoggie wrote:
    I was at a porn store once and I saw an older guy in his 50s buy a fake ass. I thought that was awfully strange.
    thats freakin great!
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  • meisteredermeistereder Posts: 1,577
    curmudgeoness wrote:
    A box of Brillo pads and a Twinkie


    They use brillo pads to make crack pipes or heroin cookers or something.

    Actually, my guess is that many of these stories are drug related.

    In my condom-buying days, I used to always try to buy something with them like a candy bar or something. Sometimes it was deodorant or cat litter if I was running out. So I am sure that looked weird too.
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    some weird ass lunchmeat from the Polish deli here.....

    it was tongue I think
    really it was.........

    if I knew where my meat came from I would be so a vegetarian


    oh, oh, oh,,,,..............and

    a whopper and a diet coke...........wtf??
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    writersu wrote:

    a whopper and a diet coke...........wtf??
    that REMINDS ME!!!!!

    the weirdest thing i ever saw someone buy is
    22 cheeseburgers and a LARGE DIET COKE!!! :eek:
    It was for ONE PERSON!!!!
    That time when either BK or McDonalds hadd that promotion where the cheeseburgers were like 20 cents or something.
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  • dustdust Posts: 133
    1am in Asda, the guy in front bought 4 roast chickens and 17 packets of lockets

    It still makes me chuckle
  • you areyou are Posts: 1,651
    reading some of this reminds me of when i worked at Sonic.....

    so the lady who managed the Curves (gym) at the time, would come and buy a Super Sonic cheeseburger (double cheeseburger) and Sonic size fries and a 44 ounce diet coke....really?! c'mon woman! you run a freakin' gym! :eek:
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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    ok, to the sonic post, the bk post, etc, etc etc. all I can say is

    GIVE ME MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    but also the weirdest thing is the nutritional value posted on the fast food items. hey you are already eating (usually) like 100% fried foods, so what more do you need to know?
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  • Solat13Solat13 Posts: 6,996
    When I was a bartender, a guy once walked in at 11 am and ordered a tequila and milk. I thought it was the most vile thing ever. The guy drank 4 of them and left.
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Solat13 wrote:
    When I was a bartender, a guy once walked in at 11 am and ordered a tequila and milk. I thought it was the most vile thing ever. The guy drank 4 of them and left.
    dude. you HAVE to win. That just takes the cake right there.
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