Popcorn

CranMalReign

Popcorn
January 29, 2004

Popcorn smells like feet
Hot buttered salty feet
peeled out of microwave sneakers
A steaming treat for the kiddies
heaping finger licking grease
A hot bowl's a-waiting
Steaming
stinking
feet

even flow?

Sometimes I have stinky feet and the people around me would most definately want to smell microwaved popcorn, I can assure you.

Yellow

this poem is really wierd

cuz i love popcorn
and it makes me want to eat popcorn
but the steaming sneakers
just repulse

it's simulaneously calling "come close" and "go away"

CranMalReign

Originally posted by Yellow
this poem is really wierd

cuz i love popcorn
and it makes me want to eat popcorn
but the steaming sneakers
just repulse

it's simulaneously calling "come close" and "go away"

I love popcorn, but the smell of it makes me ill. Either I often find myself in the presence of gross-smelling popcorn, or I just have bizarre foot aroma.

Yellow

bizzare smelling feet more likely...

Being Enlightened

Smell my feet, gimme something good to eat!

Like cheesy popcorn--MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

And it comes pre-popped in a nice vacuum sealed bag and doesn't make the house smell like stale gym socks! Just my breath.

setaside2

bah. kettle corn for the lot of you. ALWAYS THE BEST POPCORN.

however.. microwave (which I agree completely with cranmal here, it smells like toe cheese) popcorn does have its advantages for the lazy.

I am, however, willing to wait for quality.

and perhaps you have oddly aromatic feet dear sir.

my dad cannot eat garlic because he sweats it to the point that he'll smell like italian food for a week. LOL.

it's damn funny tho.

CranMalReign

Originally posted by setaside2
bah. kettle corn for the lot of you. ALWAYS THE BEST POPCORN.

however.. microwave (which I agree completely with cranmal here, it smells like toe cheese) popcorn does have its advantages for the lazy.

I am, however, willing to wait for quality.

and perhaps you have oddly aromatic feet dear sir.

my dad cannot eat garlic because he sweats it to the point that he'll smell like italian food for a week. LOL.

it's damn funny tho.

I don't even eat that much microwave foot popcorn! I'm just bizarre.

I remember one time my mom bought all these chocolate health shakes and I drank those bastards like they were going out of style. My pee stunk up the whole house something fierce! Weirdest thing ever (next to Teletubbies)