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Single MSG ticket for a lonely single man?

TheGossmanTheGossman Posts: 1,120
edited March 2010 in The Porch
I am currently broke, single and living in my van. I am looking preferably for a female, aged 16-18 with a ticket for either MSG shows. I don't have money, but I have a TON of jolly ranchers, starburst jelly beans, and if your a nice girl hershey kisses with almonds in my van. ....4 eyes are better than 2, just incase you didn't know.
9/4/98, 8/4/00, 12/8/02, 12/9/02, 4/15/03, 4/16/03, 4/19/03, 4/25/03, 4/26/03, 4/28/03, 4/29/03, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/6/04, 9/1/05, 9/2/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 8/5/07, 6/11/08, 6/12/08, 6/14/08, 6/16/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08
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    pumpkinheadpumpkinhead Posts: 570
    Gosh dare it. My loss. Got extra ticket for you. But I'm just too old for you my little crumpet.
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    TheGossman wrote:
    I am currently broke, single and living in my van. I am looking preferably for a female, aged 16-18 with a ticket for either MSG shows. I don't have money, but I have a TON of jolly ranchers, starburst jelly beans, and if your a nice girl hershey kisses with almonds in my van. ....4 eyes are better than 2, just incase you didn't know.

    ...and you're a motivational speaker?

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    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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    Jurassic MarcJurassic Marc Posts: 152
    you seem like a creep. hersey kisses in your van? might want to edit and retry.
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    TheGossman wrote:
    I am looking preferably for a female, aged 16-18 .....I have a TON of jolly ranchers, starburst jelly beans, and if your a nice girl hershey kisses with almonds in my van.


    400px-Chris_hansen_watchingyou.jpg
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
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    TheGossmanTheGossman Posts: 1,120
    ML181059 wrote:
    you seem like a creep. hersey kisses in your van? might want to edit and retry.



    haha, can't believe someone actually took me serious
    9/4/98, 8/4/00, 12/8/02, 12/9/02, 4/15/03, 4/16/03, 4/19/03, 4/25/03, 4/26/03, 4/28/03, 4/29/03, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/6/04, 9/1/05, 9/2/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 8/5/07, 6/11/08, 6/12/08, 6/14/08, 6/16/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08
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    FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    ML181059 wrote:
    you seem like a creep. hersey kisses in your van? might want to edit and retry.

    its obviously a joke;) i laughed!
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    TheGossmanTheGossman Posts: 1,120
    CJMST3K wrote:
    TheGossman wrote:
    I am looking preferably for a female, aged 16-18 .....I have a TON of jolly ranchers, starburst jelly beans, and if your a nice girl hershey kisses with almonds in my van.


    400px-Chris_hansen_watchingyou.jpg


    I'll strip to my undies and wait in your dining room
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    FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    TheGossman wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    TheGossman wrote:
    I am looking preferably for a female, aged 16-18 .....I have a TON of jolly ranchers, starburst jelly beans, and if your a nice girl hershey kisses with almonds in my van.


    400px-Chris_hansen_watchingyou.jpg


    I'll strip to my undies and wait in your dining room


    :lol::D
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    youngsteryoungster Boston Posts: 6,574
    TheGossman wrote:
    ML181059 wrote:
    you seem like a creep. hersey kisses in your van? might want to edit and retry.



    haha, can't believe someone actually took me serious


    I thought it was hilarious. Well played.
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    TheGossmanTheGossman Posts: 1,120
    youngster wrote:
    TheGossman wrote:
    ML181059 wrote:
    you seem like a creep. hersey kisses in your van? might want to edit and retry.



    haha, can't believe someone actually took me serious


    I thought it was hilarious. Well played.


    I love your profile pic, thats great
    9/4/98, 8/4/00, 12/8/02, 12/9/02, 4/15/03, 4/16/03, 4/19/03, 4/25/03, 4/26/03, 4/28/03, 4/29/03, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/6/04, 9/1/05, 9/2/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 8/5/07, 6/11/08, 6/12/08, 6/14/08, 6/16/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08
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    brolocobroloco Posts: 1,237
    youngster wrote:
    TheGossman wrote:
    ML181059 wrote:
    you seem like a creep. hersey kisses in your van? might want to edit and retry.



    haha, can't believe someone actually took me serious


    I thought it was hilarious. Well played.


    I concur. perfect rip of that other thread. :mrgreen:
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    Drum Machine89Drum Machine89 Posts: 2,157
    TheGossman wrote:
    I am currently broke, single and living in my van. I am looking preferably for a female, aged 16-18 with a ticket for either MSG shows. I don't have money, but I have a TON of jolly ranchers, starburst jelly beans, and if your a nice girl hershey kisses with almonds in my van. ....4 eyes are better than 2, just incase you didn't know.

    Good luck Dude!
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    megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    TheGossman wrote:
    ML181059 wrote:
    you seem like a creep. hersey kisses in your van? might want to edit and retry.



    haha, can't believe someone actually took me serious
    the pic helps the sell

    well played.
    i'll go with you 8-)
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    TheGossmanTheGossman Posts: 1,120
    jones wrote:
    TheGossman wrote:
    ML181059 wrote:
    you seem like a creep. hersey kisses in your van? might want to edit and retry.



    haha, can't believe someone actually took me serious
    the pic helps the sell

    well played.
    i'll go with you 8-)

    oh yeah? You got a spair ticket? I'll wear the glasses too
    9/4/98, 8/4/00, 12/8/02, 12/9/02, 4/15/03, 4/16/03, 4/19/03, 4/25/03, 4/26/03, 4/28/03, 4/29/03, 4/30/03, 7/8/03, 7/9/03, 9/28/04, 9/29/04, 10/6/04, 9/1/05, 9/2/05, 5/16/06, 5/17/06, 5/27/06, 5/28/06, 5/30/06, 6/1/06, 6/3/06, 8/5/07, 6/11/08, 6/12/08, 6/14/08, 6/16/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08
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