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I named my Elephant Eddie Vedder

spatspat Posts: 644
edited February 2010 in The Porch
I asked my mom to adopt me an elephant for christmas from the World Animal Foundation, idunno, I just like elephants. So they sent me this whole packet and with a card I can return to name him. I pondered and pondered, figured I'd name him something Pearl Jam related, not because I'm obsessed or anything ;) Should I name him PJ? Boomer? Lukin? nahhh fuck it... He's Eddie Vedder! I think the real Eddie would be proud.

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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    :lol::lol::lol: oh boy
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    DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,733
    Ways this elephant is not like the real Eddie Vedder:

    1. Elephant Eddie Vedder would never forget lyrics, because elephants never forget...

    number two, anyone?
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
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    DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,733
    2. Real Eddie Vedder's politics have a liberal bent while Elephant Eddie Vedder is most obviously a Republican.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    spat wrote:
    I asked my mom to adopt me an elephant for christmas from the World Animal Foundation, idunno, I just like elephants. So they sent me this whole packet and with a card I can return to name him. I pondered and pondered, figured I'd name him something Pearl Jam related, not because I'm obsessed or anything ;) Should I name him PJ? Boomer? Lukin? nahhh fuck it... He's Eddie Vedder! I think the real Eddie would be proud.

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    can you adopt hippo's? U CAN!!! i shall name him BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
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    PNuttyJamPNuttyJam Posts: 837
    3. Elephant Eddie Vedder uses his trunk to assist with eating and to swat at bat-like things. Real Eddie Vedder uses his trunk to store bat wings.
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Now Eddie and Republicans have one thing in common.

    :lol:
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    DeLukin wrote:
    Ways this elephant is not like the real Eddie Vedder:

    1. Elephant Eddie Vedder would never forget lyrics, because elephants never forget...

    number two, anyone?


    :mrgreen:


    i think it's awesome that there is an elephant out there named eddie vedder.
    well done spat.
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    DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,733
    PNuttyJam wrote:
    3. Elephant Eddie Vedder uses his trunk to assist with eating and to swat at bat-like things. Real Eddie Vedder uses his trunk to store bat wings.
    Haha. Well done.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
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    spatspat Posts: 644
    PNuttyJam wrote:
    3. Elephant Eddie Vedder uses his trunk to assist with eating and to swat at bat-like things. Real Eddie Vedder uses his trunk to store bat wings.

    That is great :D
    My favorite Pearl Jam song: "Corporate Greed Boat Asshole Behind a Counter in the Oval Office"
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    12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    4. Elephant Eddie Vedder is huge yet is still terribly afraid of very small things such as the read Ed Ved himself.
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    DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,733
    5. Elephant Eddie Vedder likes to play in the South*, real Eddie Vedder not-so-much...

    * Southern Africa
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
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    kl277374kl277374 Posts: 20
    How funny~ :lol:
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    spat wrote:
    I asked my mom to adopt me an elephant for christmas from the World Animal Foundation, idunno, I just like elephants. So they sent me this whole packet and with a card I can return to name him. I pondered and pondered, figured I'd name him something Pearl Jam related, not because I'm obsessed or anything ;) Should I name him PJ? Boomer? Lukin? nahhh fuck it... He's Eddie Vedder! I think the real Eddie would be proud.

    P1030024.jpg
    this is really nice- I do think Eddie would be proud
    Elephants are so sweet just like Eddie- powerful and sweet at the same time
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