Ticket Sale Rap

LoveBoatAdmiral

A little rap for those of you who are trying the public on sale tomorrow. Good luck


It’s 9:55 on a Saturday morning
I ain’t hungry, or thirsty, and I ain’t horny
But I’m jonsing real bad and I need my fix
Gonna go online and score me some concert tix.

Now my internet speed is 100 million Gigs
IE, Safari and Linux are for kids
Got a Firefox upgrade that’s locked down tight
Gonna be front row center on concert night

Got my wheelie chair locked, Visa in my hand
Got BOA debit card as a backup plan
Know my security code better than my own name
And my money’s so liquid I’m gonna need a drain

I got 20 browers open across 3 screens
My shit is da bomb, not to be obscene
My refresher hand ready and my fingers loose
Gonna take a stab at tickets like I was the Juice

This is my only shot, so I gotta get it right
No stubhub for me, that ain’t my fight
Stole the presale passwords from the site’s mainframe
If the server crashes my life won’t be the same

Now it’s 9:59 and I’m about to start
Know all the security check words just about by heart
Didn’t sync up my clock while I ran my mouth
But that shouldn’t matter…Oh damn, shut out.


Happy hunting