Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?
he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
That doesn't sound very pleasant. He could have at least dimmed the lights, maybe a little Kenny G to lighten the mood. Chivalry is dead.
I wouldn't hold off too long on getting snipped. I was supposed to do it after kid number 3. I procrastinated a couple of years. Then came kids number 4. Wife finally took it out of my hands and got herself soldered after kid number 4 was born. I say soldered because that is what they did. It smelled nasty when they did it. I should have left the room but I think she would have been pissed.
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why would a butt hole be any different than an ear hole when it comes to a medical examination? i get my butt and vagina examined every year by either a man or a woman doctor. they feel my boobies up too. i never feel violated.
guys are so dumb
Oh, we are dumb............................ but now I am wondering about the female doctor.................. would that be considered cheating if I .............................................
The worst of times..they don't phase me, even if I look and act really crazy.
why would a butt hole be any different than an ear hole when it comes to a medical examination? i get my butt and vagina examined every year by either a man or a woman doctor. they feel my boobies up too. i never feel violated.
guys are so dumb
Oh, we are dumb............................ but now I am wondering about the female doctor.................. would that be considered cheating if I .............................................
No it's not cheating.But it is a form of prostitution (an expensive one)since your paying her for her service.
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WhatYouTaughtMe
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Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?
he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
Well this is what I get for making jokes. Got a surprise prostate exam today while seeing a specialist. He asked me some questions then told me the same routine with the paper sheet table. Worst part is, after he pointed to the tissues and I had to stand with my pants down and wipe the excess lube off my rectal area in front of another man, I had to sit with him for another ten minutes and answer questions. I did my best to not make eye contact. The things we do to make sure we are healthy...
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hedonist
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Aww.
(and awwkward)
I've got a problem going to the doctor to begin with (anxiety), let alone having something extra sprung upon me.
Good for you though, for going with the flow...so to speak. And now it's out of the way!
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WhatYouTaughtMe
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Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?
he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
Well this is what I get for making jokes. Got a surprise prostate exam today while seeing a specialist. He asked me some questions then told me the same routine with the paper sheet table. Worst part is, after he pointed to the tissues and I had to stand with my pants down and wipe the excess lube off my rectal area in front of another man, I had to sit with him for another ten minutes and answer questions. I did my best to not make eye contact. The things we do to make sure we are healthy...
My doctor wiped my butt for me, he must really like me.
The worst of times..they don't phase me, even if I look and act really crazy.
Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?
he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
Well this is what I get for making jokes. Got a surprise prostate exam today while seeing a specialist. He asked me some questions then told me the same routine with the paper sheet table. Worst part is, after he pointed to the tissues and I had to stand with my pants down and wipe the excess lube off my rectal area in front of another man, I had to sit with him for another ten minutes and answer questions. I did my best to not make eye contact. The things we do to make sure we are healthy...
My doctor wiped my butt for me, he must really like me.
Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?
he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
Well this is what I get for making jokes. Got a surprise prostate exam today while seeing a specialist. He asked me some questions then told me the same routine with the paper sheet table. Worst part is, after he pointed to the tissues and I had to stand with my pants down and wipe the excess lube off my rectal area in front of another man, I had to sit with him for another ten minutes and answer questions. I did my best to not make eye contact. The things we do to make sure we are healthy...
My doctor wiped my butt for me, he must really like me.
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Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?
he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
Well this is what I get for making jokes. Got a surprise prostate exam today while seeing a specialist. He asked me some questions then told me the same routine with the paper sheet table. Worst part is, after he pointed to the tissues and I had to stand with my pants down and wipe the excess lube off my rectal area in front of another man, I had to sit with him for another ten minutes and answer questions. I did my best to not make eye contact. The things we do to make sure we are healthy...
My doctor wiped my butt for me, he must really like me.
Oh wow! Hahaha! I, for some reason unknown to me, pulled my gym shorts all the way around my ankles so I had to waddle over to the tissues. I might need therapy.
Good for you for having it done. It's important and so many people neglect it out of fear. That being said, did he tell you to bend over and then kick your feet apart? Did he say your welcome after you thanked him?
he told me to take my pants down, so I did, and I stood there with them down for 2 minutes while he did something in the corner. Finally he told me to bend over the table with that white sheet on it. No. He didn't say you're welcome, ushered me out the door quick, no nightcap.
Well this is what I get for making jokes. Got a surprise prostate exam today while seeing a specialist. He asked me some questions then told me the same routine with the paper sheet table. Worst part is, after he pointed to the tissues and I had to stand with my pants down and wipe the excess lube off my rectal area in front of another man, I had to sit with him for another ten minutes and answer questions. I did my best to not make eye contact. The things we do to make sure we are healthy...
My doctor wiped my butt for me, he must really like me.
Oh wow! Hahaha! I, for some reason unknown to me, pulled my gym shorts all the way around my ankles so I had to waddle over to the tissues. I might need therapy.
Ive had several prostate exams One of them made me wee. Thats embarrassing. And the dr wiped the gel off my butt. But worse thing i ever had was an operation on my old chap. Under local . An injection in the helmet. Dear lord
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Ive had several prostate exams One of them made me wee. Thats embarrassing. And the dr wiped the gel off my butt. But worse thing i ever had was an operation on my old chap. Under local . An injection in the helmet. Dear lord
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I had to go back to page one to remember where this started. Oh yeah, butt probes. It's been a little while. Maybe two years. I hope not longer. Please tell me every five years is sufficient!
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Thoughts Arrive, NOBODY here wants you to die. EVERYBODY here wants you to take control of your life and find happiness.
For those who are afraid of a digital prostate exam, I recommend you Google "rigid sigmoidoscope" and consider that this not so little device is more likely to be deployed if you skip your exams and colonoscopies.
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but now I am wondering about the female doctor..................
would that be considered cheating if I .............................................
even if I look and act really crazy.
(and awwkward)
I've got a problem going to the doctor to begin with (anxiety), let alone having something extra sprung upon me.
Good for you though, for going with the flow...so to speak. And now it's out of the way!
even if I look and act really crazy.
even if I look and act really crazy.
Later!
One of them made me wee. Thats embarrassing. And the dr wiped the gel off my butt. But worse thing i ever had was an operation on my old chap. Under local . An injection in the helmet. Dear lord
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hartford 06
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paris 06
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nijmegen 07
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If you asked most people here if I should live longer they would say no.
I hope my husband lives happily for a long-ass time to come. Fuck knows I'd be lost without him.
No one likes inserts and smashing from strangers despite good intentions. That shit, no matter gender, not even close to easy!
Anxiety is always hovering and ready to pounce in that setting, at least for me. I'm sure many of you guys go through the same.
What does your husband have to do with my post?
My other comment was about the OP.
Please, go back and read once in a while. It's not or wasn't about you.
Put comments about something irrelevant to my post which you quoted in a separate post once in a while...
Maybe we just live in a land of confusion.
EVERYBODY here wants you to take control of your life and find happiness.
For those who are afraid of a digital prostate exam, I recommend you Google "rigid sigmoidoscope" and consider that this not so little device is more likely to be deployed if you skip your exams and colonoscopies.