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WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,450
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I mean, goddam, it’s too much effort to flip a switch to turn on your lights? Lame-O.
If I had known then what I know now...

Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Philly I & II, 16
Denver 22

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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    User: Hey Google, tell me what the weather forecast is for today.
    Google Home: No, use your phone to check or watch the morning news you lazy POS.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,450
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    User: Hey Google, tell me what the weather forecast is for today.
    Google Home: No, use your phone to check or watch the morning news you lazy POS.

    or look outside.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    It's a stupid device for stupid people. How much more lazy do these tech corporations want us to become?
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,450
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    It's a stupid device for stupid people. How much more lazy do these tech corporations want us to become?
    zackly!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,450
    “hey google, wipe my ass”
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Wobbie said:
    “hey google, wipe my ass”
    "Hi Wobbie, here are results for 'wipe my ass'...."

    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Wobbie said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    User: Hey Google, tell me what the weather forecast is for today.
    Google Home: No, use your phone to check or watch the morning news you lazy POS.

    or look outside.
    Cue Elaine Benes' father!
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,683
    User:  "Siri, am I an idiot yet."

    Siri:  "You have to ask?"
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Stupidest device ever...people buying these aren’t think...

    now or you have another device to hacked ...

    i really wouldnt want  another device to be hacked by the NSA ... only this device they listen and record conversations...
    Give Peas A Chance…
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    mickeyratmickeyrat up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,691
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    It's a stupid device for stupid people. How much more lazy do these tech corporations want us to become?
    no, its about data collection. for ad sales initially, but also to have you more used to intensive invasive surveillance.

    those fucking things are ALWAYS listening
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,617
    edited February 2018
    It's a stupid device for stupid people?

    Omfg.  Cannot believe I read that.
    Some pretty stupid comments here.  

    Looking at your phone or watch to check the weather is still using tech to make things more convenient.  Using that as example of being lazy doesn't really hold up.

    Why not head over to the Gateway PC and dial up onto MSN.com and look up the weather.  
    Because that is slower and technologically extinct.  

    How about get the newspaper and look it up?
    Wtf gets a newspaper these days?

    What about you watch the local news and see what the "meteorologist" has to say so that you can decide what to wear tomorrow?
    Watching the news for local weather is something 80 year olds do.

    I do think that the Amazon or Google spying concern is legitimate, of course, but utilizing tech to do things easier and faster does not make someone stupid nor lazy.

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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Yes it does. Why not check your weather app or go online. Why not go outside.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,617
    You used examples of checking online and or watching the morning news.  No effort involved with either of those things to equate to not being lazy.
    Going outside is great for the weather now...but why wouldn't you want to know what the weather is going to be like later?
    Does making everything available stop many people from learning facts or math or phone numbers?  Sure....but the phones do the same thing.

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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    More effort than asking a device
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    My mom loves hers (not sure which device but if not that in particular, similar).  I see its benefits for making the life of her 86-year-old self a bit easier...but when it mis-hears her or otherwise fucks up, it's hilarious.




    PS - I know what I'm getting Wob for Christmas :no_mouth:
    =)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMW-btXzwo

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