The whole world will be different soon... - EV
RED ROCKS 6-19-95
AUGUSTA 9-26-96
MANSFIELD 9-15-98
BOSTON 9-29-04
BOSTON 5-25-06
MANSFIELD 6-30-08
EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
BOSTON 5-17-10
EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
PJ20 9-3-11
PJ20 9-4-11
WRIGLEY 7-19-13
WORCESTER 10-15-13
WORCESTER 10-16-13
HARTFORD 10-25-13
Pfft that's for amatuers. I once wrote my name in a snowbank in the squat position. Oh to be young again and have that much flexibility and bladder control.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
sitting down usually. just more comfortable. don't have to think about anything. also, as someone else mentioned, it's partly because I'm the bathroom cleaner.
oddly, I only stand up in public places and/or when drunk.
I just found this thread. Y'all made me choke on my beer laughing great topic. How do I pee? I lift one leg or the other and let it rip when ever & where ever I want. The world is my urinal.
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goldrush
everybody knows this is nowhere Posts: 7,271
Personally I'm a fan of the Happy Gilmore -take a run up and swing!
“Do not postpone happiness”
(Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)
brianlux
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I read a sci fi story once where these otherwise people looking creatures peed through their index finger (Vonnegut, maybe?). Well damn, wouldn't that be convenient!
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Goofing around at work today, the question was posed if you could trade places with one person for one day, who would it be and why. The new girl says "I want to trade places with a guy so I know what it's like to pee standing up."
Goofing around at work today, the question was posed if you could trade places with one person for one day, who would it be and why. The new girl says "I want to trade places with a guy so I know what it's like to pee standing up."
Naturally, I showed her the Go Girl.
I would use the go girl...if I could shake off the drips like you guys can.
I feel this poll was not phrased entirely clearly so I'll spell out my answer:
•Undo belt if applicable •Unbutton (unclasp if wearing trousers) •Unzip •Pull boxers down to then hold up the junk •Let it flow •Shake •Lock it all back up
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"A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
RED ROCKS 6-19-95
AUGUSTA 9-26-96
MANSFIELD 9-15-98
BOSTON 9-29-04
BOSTON 5-25-06
MANSFIELD 6-30-08
EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
BOSTON 5-17-10
EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
PJ20 9-3-11
PJ20 9-4-11
WRIGLEY 7-19-13
WORCESTER 10-15-13
WORCESTER 10-16-13
HARTFORD 10-25-13
You go girl!
Oh to be young again and have that much flexibility and bladder control.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
oddly, I only stand up in public places and/or when drunk.
www.headstonesband.com
Y'all made me choke on my beer laughing great topic.
How do I pee?
I lift one leg or the other and let it rip
when ever & where ever I want. The world is my urinal.
(Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)
“Put yer good money on the sunrise”
(Tim Rogers)
Fuckus rules all
Rob
Seattle
lift one cargo-short pant's leg
that my deal
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Naturally, I showed her the Go Girl.
Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
even if I look and act really crazy.
Way to see the bright side!
Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
even if I look and act really crazy.
•Undo belt if applicable
•Unbutton (unclasp if wearing trousers)
•Unzip
•Pull boxers down to then hold up the junk
•Let it flow
•Shake
•Lock it all back up