The Creepy Santa's Elf Meme thread

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  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Oh shit, its that time of year again
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    This is the first time I've seen this thread and I have to say....I love all you sick, twisted funny fucks! :rofl:
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
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    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
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    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716

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    SD came by?
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728

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    SD came by?
    Allegedly RS, allegedly.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716

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    How very prophetic of you. I'm short...practically an elf so this fits so well. Just instead of scotch it was tequila. :lol:
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728

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    The tequila version.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Now just missing Empty holding up the rear. That came out way worse it was meant to be.
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
    This might be my favorite one of all.
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    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

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    SD came by?
    Allegedly RS, allegedly.
    hehehe
    ELITIST FUK
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,711
    some of my friends made a book called 50 Ways to Off an Elf
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    who can order it through amazon
    https://www.amazon.com/Ways-Off-Elf-Matt-Lake/dp/069258997X
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
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    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • BIGDaddyWilBIGDaddyWil Michigan Posts: 3,027

    This might be my favorite one of all.
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    "It puts the lotion, in the basket"
    Pine Knob Music Theatre - Jul 31, 1992 Crisler Arena - Mar 20, 1994
    Summerfest - Jul 09, 1995*Savage Hall - Sep 22, 1996The Palace of Auburn Hills-Aug 23, 1998 Breslin Center- Aug 18, 1998,The Palace of Auburn Hills-Oct 07, 2000 DTE Energy Theatre-Jun5,2003,DTE Energy Music Theatre - Jun 26, 2003Sports Arena - Oct 02, 2004 Van Andel Arena - May 19, 2006Palace of Auburn Hills-May 22, 2006 Quicken Loans Arena-May 09, 2010
    10-16-2014 Detroit
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,711
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

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    :lol:
    ELITIST FUK
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
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    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716

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    You'll know soon enough :lol:
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
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    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
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    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    I tried to find similar creepy pics of the Mensch on the Bench but he looks too nice--he's a mensch!--to be posed that way. Just too wrong. :confounded:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
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    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
    image
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • SD48277SD48277 Woodstock, NY Posts: 12,242

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    Stop following me. It's harder to say "allegedly" if there's photographic evidence.
    ELITIST FUK
  • Dr. DelightDr. Delight Posts: 11,210
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    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,377
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
    SD48277 said:

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    Stop following me. It's harder to say "allegedly" if there's photographic evidence.
    :rofl:
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,711
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    bf959b1f-9b77-457c-baf8-038776f33339_zps8a6a389d.jpg?t=1365722973
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728

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    :rofl:
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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