OFFI-cal 2017 Houston Astros thread

WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646
I'm off the Giants.

Go 'stros!

Do "we" still have the short guy?
If I had known then what I know now...

Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Philly I & II, 16
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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,465
    Didn't just jump ship, went American League?
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646

    Didn't just jump ship, went American League?

    only way I could go. EVERY other NL team sucks ass.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fieldsPosts: 7,023
    Astros? :confused:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646

    Astros? :confused:

    Well, hell yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646
    for the record, my most hated AL West teams:

    Angels

    Rangers

    A's

    M's

    and I love my ASTROS!!!!!!!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 9,553
    Well, they do have a beer named after them.
    09/15/1998, Mansfield, MA; 08/29/00 08/30/00, Mansfield, MA; 07/02/03, 07/03/03, Mansfield, MA; 09/28/04, 09/29/04, Boston, MA; 09/22/05, Halifax, NS; 05/24/06, 05/25/06, Boston, MA; 07/22/06, 07/23/06, Gorge, WA; 06/29/08, 06/30/08, Mansfield, MA; 08/18/08, O2 London, UK; 10/30/09, 10/31/09, Philadelphia, PA; 05/15/10, Hartford, CT; 05/17/10, Boston, MA; 05/20/10, 05/21/10, NY, NY; 06/22/10, Dublin, IRE; 06/23/10, Northern Ireland; 09/03/11, 09/04/11, Alpine Valley, WI; 09/11/11, 09/12/11, Toronto, Ont; 09/14/11, Ottawa, Ont; 09/15/11, Hamilton, Ont; 07/02/2012, Prague, Czech Republic; 07/04/2012 & 07/05/2012, Berlin, Germany; 07/07/2012, Stockholm, Sweden; 09/30/2012, Missoula, MT; 07/16/2013, London, Ont; 07/19/2013, Chicago, IL; 10/15/2013 & 10/16/2013, Worcester, MA; 10/21/2013 & 10/22/2013, Philadelphia, PA; 10/25/2013, Hartford, CT; 11/29/2013, Portland, OR; 11/30/2013, Spokane, WA; 12/04/2013, Vancouver, BC; 12/06/2013, Seattle, WA; 10/03/2014, St. Louis. MO; 10/22/2014, Denver, CO; 10/26/2015, New York, NY; 04/23/2016, New Orleans, LA; 04/28/2016 & 04/29/2016, Philadelphia, PA; 05/01/2016 & 05/02/2016, New York, NY; 05/08/2016, Ottawa, Ont.; 05/10/2016 & 05/12/2016, Toronto, Ont.; 08/05/2016 & 08/07/2016, Boston, MA; 08/20/2016 & 08/22/2016, Chicago, IL;

    "If you're looking down on someone, it better be to extend them a hand to lift them up."

    Libtardaplorable©. And proud of it.

    Brilliantati©
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SCPosts: 8,661
    The Astros? For real? This can't last long.
    Jealousy is ugly.
    Elistist Fucking Asshole.

    Mine is mine and yours won't take its place.

    Noblesville 8-17-98
    Jacksonville 11-25-12 EV
    Charlotte 10-30-13
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shedPosts: 12,147
    The fucking Astros :rofl:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,637
    Giants won 3 in 5. That earns them a few years before complaining. I don't know what is going on anymore. Rob rooting for the astros. What has the world come to.
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,465
    Hey Rob, do you think you're bullpen can keep pitching well without any real flamethrowers?
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,465

    Well, they do have a beer named after them.

    Took me a minute.
    image
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646

    Hey Rob, do you think you're bullpen can keep pitching well without any real flamethrowers?

    my Astros bullpen? I'll have to get back to you on that.

    good win yesterday.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,465
    imalive said:

    Hey Rob, do you think you're bullpen can keep pitching well without any real flamethrowers?

    my Astros bullpen? I'll have to get back to you on that.

    good win yesterday.
    Rob is now googling the Astros roster.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shedPosts: 12,147

    imalive said:

    Hey Rob, do you think you're bullpen can keep pitching well without any real flamethrowers?

    my Astros bullpen? I'll have to get back to you on that.

    good win yesterday.
    Rob is now googling the Astros roster.
    Astro's fans don't use google, they use bing
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,637

    imalive said:

    Hey Rob, do you think you're bullpen can keep pitching well without any real flamethrowers?

    my Astros bullpen? I'll have to get back to you on that.

    good win yesterday.
    Rob is now googling the Astros roster.
    Astro's fans don't use google, they use bing
    As soon as the Astros lose a couple in a row he will jump to the Dodgers anyways so you can stop giving him tips. The dark force has gotten a hold of him apparently. That is the next evolution in Darth Rob's evolution to an evil overlord.

    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • PJSirenPJSiren Salem, ORPosts: 5,863
    Hell yes, go Astro's!!! I'm from Houston originally and they're still my team though I never get to see them play because they don't televise many of their games out here in Oregon....
    Music is my Religion and Pearl Jam, my Savior!
    Tattooed Dissident!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646
    cdysinge said:



    As soon as the Astros lose a couple in a row he will jump to the D**gers anyways so you can stop giving him tips. The dark force has gotten a hold of him apparently. That is the next evolution in Darth Rob's evolution to an evil overlord.

    dude :nuh_uh:



    Astro's fans don't use google, they use bing

    we use yahoo!

    First Place Astros!!!!!!

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,637
    ^^^^^^^^^^ You jumped off the bandwagon not even 10 days after they got their last set of rings. What am I supposed to think. The lure of the evil force in the Dodgers may take you. I just hope their is a Luke among us that can bring you back once it happens.
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • PJSirenPJSiren Salem, ORPosts: 5,863
    HAHA, I've been an Astro's fan since I was 8 years old...I won a drawing my teacher held for tickets in class to an Astro's/Braves game...the Astro's got their ass handed to them, but I had an awesome time with my uncle and have loved them and baseball ever since...that was back in 1991...
    Music is my Religion and Pearl Jam, my Savior!
    Tattooed Dissident!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646
    cdysinge said:

    ^^^^^^^^^^ You jumped off the bandwagon not even 10 days after they got their last set of rings. What am I supposed to think. The lure of the evil force in the Dodgers may take you. I just hope their is a Luke among us that can bring you back once it happens.

    since I have never seen a Star Wars movie, your metaphors are lost on me.

    ironic, isn't it, that I've never seen Star Wars yet I root for the NASA inspired Astros.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • PJSirenPJSiren Salem, ORPosts: 5,863
    imalive said:

    cdysinge said:

    ^^^^^^^^^^ You jumped off the bandwagon not even 10 days after they got their last set of rings. What am I supposed to think. The lure of the evil force in the Dodgers may take you. I just hope their is a Luke among us that can bring you back once it happens.

    since I have never seen a Star Wars movie, your metaphors are lost on me.

    ironic, isn't it, that I've never seen Star Wars yet I root for the NASA inspired Astros.
    Never seen Star Wars??? You just got cooler in my book!!! :smiley:
    Music is my Religion and Pearl Jam, my Savior!
    Tattooed Dissident!
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,637
    How have you never seen a single star wars movie? Even my wife who grew up in Poland during that era has seen one. You are not helping your cause.
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SCPosts: 8,661
    image
    Jealousy is ugly.
    Elistist Fucking Asshole.

    Mine is mine and yours won't take its place.

    Noblesville 8-17-98
    Jacksonville 11-25-12 EV
    Charlotte 10-30-13
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shedPosts: 12,147
    :lol: :lol:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646
    PJSiren said:

    imalive said:

    cdysinge said:

    ^^^^^^^^^^ You jumped off the bandwagon not even 10 days after they got their last set of rings. What am I supposed to think. The lure of the evil force in the Dodgers may take you. I just hope their is a Luke among us that can bring you back once it happens.

    since I have never seen a Star Wars movie, your metaphors are lost on me.

    ironic, isn't it, that I've never seen Star Wars yet I root for the NASA inspired Astros.
    Never seen Star Wars??? You just got cooler in my book!!! :smiley:
    star wars is for nerds.

    game starts in one minute! woo hoo!

    who's pitching, anyway?

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646
    and we've already scored! something my other team rarely does.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,637
    Now it's the 'other' team. My god what has happened. It is like being a cheated on spouse. I think a divorce is in order so you can go be happy with the actual 'other team' and we can collect fan alimony known as making fun of you whenever we can.
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,465
    edited April 2015
    cdysinge said:

    Now it's the 'other' team. My god what has happened. It is like being a cheated on spouse. I think a divorce is in order so you can go be happy with the actual 'other team' and we can collect fan alimony known as making fun of you whenever we can.

    You could look at it as a midlife crisis and choose to forgive him. He will come crawling back once he realizes the grass isn't greener on the other side. Just make him grovel and buy you a big ass diamond.
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,637
    He is wearing crocs. That does say something.
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,646
    cdysinge said:

    He is wearing crocs. That does say something.

    actually, right now, I'm wearing fur lined LL Bean slippers. I don't know which are worse. My Astros are tied.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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