'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
You could have just been abbreviating 'Harmless.' H. Actually no that's bad because people'll be mistaking me for that fucker from Steps.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oooh i'm so jealous of you right now! i like puppies, they are always so energetic and playful
Do not be jealous! I tell ya right now he's driving me MENTAL!!! It's bloody after 1am here and he's going off like a frog in a sock! Keeps pushing the keyboard return in and moving my hand off the keyboard! :eek:
And there's little bits of rope chew all over the floor!
Do not be jealous! I tell ya right now he's driving me MENTAL!!! It's bloody after 1am here and he's going off like a frog in a sock! Keeps pushing the keyboard return in and moving my hand off the keyboard! :eek:
And there's little bits of rope chew all over the floor!
Sounds like when I sometimes sit my son on my lap while trying to type.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I was thinking of: dunkmanHasABigSmellyButtAndHeLikesToKissHisOwnButtAndHeLikesToWriteHimselfAutographs.
i'm gonna rip of your head and use your brains to paint my house!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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True story!
He keeps throwing his rope chew in my lap so I'll wrestle with him!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
That's it, you tell 'em.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Except I obviously forgot how to spell 'he'.
You could have just been abbreviating 'Harmless.' H. Actually no that's bad because people'll be mistaking me for that fucker from Steps.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
go ahead, make my day
'H'... that's really funny!
Are you alright genie? Or are you still feeling a bit flushed?
oooh i'm so jealous of you right now! i like puppies, they are always so energetic and playful
me? flushed?? never!!..........................;)
just been eating me lunch, vegetable pastries to be exact
but yeah,i'm actually suprised why i didn't get embarrased, cause i usually do.
Do not be jealous! I tell ya right now he's driving me MENTAL!!! It's bloody after 1am here and he's going off like a frog in a sock! Keeps pushing the keyboard return in and moving my hand off the keyboard! :eek:
And there's little bits of rope chew all over the floor!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Sounds like when I sometimes sit my son on my lap while trying to type.
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Thankfully I think I've FINALLY worn him out and he's lying on his mat now at my feet! And about time!
See? Coz my typing is so much faster and easier now!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
ok, just don't use him as an excuse all the time, especially those times when you have nothing on your lap, but a bottle beside you
hey that should be your new username
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I was thinking of: dunkmanHasABigSmellyButtAndHeLikesToKissHisOwnButtAndHeLikesToWriteHimselfAutographs.
i'm gonna rip of your head and use your brains to paint my house!!!
:cool:
hehe, yeah! pardon me i should've said Southern accent