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If Stone Went Bankrupt....

AiCPearlJamWeenAiCPearlJamWeen Posts: 785
edited December 2007 in The Porch
and had to live on the streets of Seattle....how much would you give him as you walked by?

Oh and no "I'd give him a place to stay" bullshit. Stone doesn't want to live with anyone, he would be an alcoholic and play dice with the African American folks on the corner.
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    mbangel10mbangel10 Posts: 548
    Well, I would have given him my sandwich if Eddie hadn't stolen it.
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    CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    mbangel10 wrote:
    Well, I would have given him my sandwich if Eddie hadn't stolen it.
    lol:)
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    AiCPearlJamWeen wrote:
    he would be an alcoholic and play dice with the African American folks on the corner.


    does he play God's Dice?


    I'd donate a pair of check pants to him... no money... money will only corrupt him and then he'll be a slave to the dollah again... poor man
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    NeverNamed068NeverNamed068 Posts: 118
    I would give him a guitar so he play for people on the street. And since he is so amazing, I'm sure he could start to make a living off of it.
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    smile05smile05 Posts: 600
    stone's got rytham,he does'nt need anything else.
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    CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    smile05 wrote:
    stone's got rytham,he does'nt need anything else.
    I'd give him a cardboard box so he could bust out with the break dancing for some dough....though with the seattle weather it may get a bit soggy:)
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    smile05 wrote:
    stone's got rytham,he does'nt need anything else.
    totally agree! :D
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    shell bellshell bell Posts: 337
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    I'd give him a cardboard box so he could bust out with the break dancing for some dough....though with the seattle weather it may get a bit soggy:)

    Give him a 5 gallon,plastic bucket instead. He could make bank with that (killer rhythems).
    when you get confused just listen to the music play........

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    ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    I'de give him a big, fat kiss on the cheek and a ten.
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    SouthernManSouthernMan Posts: 5
    I'd slap him in the head and shake my finger in his face saying " See! If you only had played the south!!! "
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    hidinghiding Posts: 290
    i'd give him a guitar.

    oh and by the way playing dice on the corner with the african americans sounds racist, why did you put it like that?
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    100 Pacer100 Pacer Toronto, ON Posts: 8,517
    hiding wrote:
    i'd give him a guitar.

    oh and by the way playing dice on the corner with the african americans sounds racist, why did you put it like that?

    b/c he's a fuc*in' ignorant little kid,...
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    dontloseyourheatdontloseyourheat Posts: 483
    I would ask Stone why he looks so funny on stage.
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    pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    I would give him a broad brim hat, and empower him to do some goofy dance moves. Oh wait, somebody already has.
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    gozzo5058gozzo5058 Posts: 611
    i suppose i'd check with Ed to see if it was ok to lend him a hand...
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