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April Fools

brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
I hate hate hate April fools jokes and my wife knows it but she made a good one today.  She said, did you see the weather report that says it's going to snow tonight?  I couldn't believe it!  I started to run to the computer and she said, "April fools!".    It's going to be in the mid to high 70's today. :lol:
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Tsk tsk, B.  From the great Mr. Benes =)


    Alton: Looks like rain.
    George: I know, I know, that’s what they said.
    Alton: Who said?
    George: The weather guy, Dr. Waldo.
    Alton: I don’t need anybody to tell me it’s gonna rain.
    George: No, of course not. I didn’t.
    Alton: All I have to do is stick my head out the window. Which ones supposed to be the funny guy?


    (I'm not a fan of the day either.  Shhh!)
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    kce8kce8 Posts: 1,636
    Luckily I didn't get fooled today.... but I got the snow! :angry: 
    :lol:
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,878
    suppose to snow near me tomorrow morning (not that much though).  this weekend was nice though.  Best April Fools prank
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDc1mlukfU

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    kce, eeriepadave, may your spring days soon bring you some sunshine!  (No April fooling!)
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 3,248
    I'm laughing so hard at this (but I really WANT the Brooks running shoes with light-up midsoles!).

    https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/krvn/

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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    edited April 2018
    I'm laughing so hard at this (but I really WANT the Brooks running shoes with light-up midsoles!).

    https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/krvn/

    Ha!  Around here that alarm would last one morning with a thousand pieces embedded in the nearest wall.  :lol:
    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,418
    Aaaaaaand I wake up to 2-3 inches of snow this morning. GO THE FUCK AWAY WINTER!!!
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    DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    Anyone see that Lexus / 23 and Me commercial? That was pretty funny
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
    :rofl:
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
    Egghole.
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,719
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
    So, Degeneratefk, what next?  Scaring the poor little kiddies after torturing them with the prospect of getting rich?  :lol:

    “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
    Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.













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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


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    DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
    Hobbes said:
    After all the kids finished the Easter egg hunt, I told them there was one more golden egg with $100 in it. They had 20 minutes to find it. After the time ran out, I said April fools.

    Nothing like tricking a bunch of children. 
    Egghole.
    I see what you did there
    will myself to find a home, a home within myself
    we will find a way, we will find our place
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    lastexitlondonlastexitlondon Posts: 11,948
    Is that the name for a chickens under carriage?
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