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MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
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Double Impact.  Van Damme in a dual role!  This movie is atrocious.
The worst of times..they don't phase me,
even if I look and act really crazy.
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    What? Nobody else wants to join in this pretentious game?
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now! Posts: 4,957
    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.  My girlfriend and I couldn't resist. Wasn't nearly as bad as we hoped, but still bad.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Malice
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,470
    I saw Bloodsport in theatre lol
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
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    BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,470
    I like Bloodsport though, Van Damme can't act at all and never could, but Bloodsport ruled. I think I was around 13 or so
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
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    EB218946EB218946 Posts: 3,833
    Ford Fairlane
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    BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,470
    EB218946 said:
    Ford Fairlane
    Lol, didn't see it in theatre, but seen it
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    BLACK35 said:
    I like Bloodsport though, Van Damme can't act at all and never could, but Bloodsport ruled. I think I was around 13 or so
    One of my favorites growing up.  His first movie with Bolo Yeung.  His second?  double impact.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    dankind said:
    Malice

    I also saw this in the theater.  The only thing I remember is Alec Baldwin saying, "I am God"
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Malroth said:
    dankind said:
    Malice

    I also saw this in the theater.  The only thing I remember is Alec Baldwin saying, "I am God"
    I also remember Nicole Kidman saying, "Take me upstairs. Take me upstairs and fuck me."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    BLACK35 said:
    I like Bloodsport though, Van Damme can't act at all and never could, but Bloodsport ruled. I think I was around 13 or so
    Kickboxer was better. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    The Fortress.
    My brother and I broke down on the way to see the boilermakers play, saw this secret gem of a christopher lambert flick instead.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now! Posts: 4,957
    How could I forget about Howard the Duck?

    My older brother took me when I was just a kid. I didn't know shit, but I knew that movie was shit.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
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    dankind said:
    Malroth said:
    dankind said:
    Malice

    I also saw this in the theater.  The only thing I remember is Alec Baldwin saying, "I am God"
    I also remember Nicole Kidman saying, "Take me upstairs. Take me upstairs and fuck me."
    Oh, and Anne Bancroft saying, "Then how come I have the jack of clubs in my fucking pocket!?!"
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    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    Jason PJason P Posts: 19,123
    the greatest Van Damme scene ever ... 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlUWh2ZlHo
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    Jason P said:
    the greatest Van Damme scene ever ... 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrlUWh2ZlHo
    Thanks, that is great. and yes I saw this in the theater.  Vague memories of a homeless vet and a fire.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,470
    dankind said:
    BLACK35 said:
    I like Bloodsport though, Van Damme can't act at all and never could, but Bloodsport ruled. I think I was around 13 or so
    Kickboxer was better. 
    How about Gymkata (if I spelt that right) 
    he was a gymnast with karate skills that is hunted in a forest for fun, very cheesy
    2005 - London
    2009 - Toronto
    2010 - Buffalo
    2011 - Toronto 1&2
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
    2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
    2018 - Fenway 1&2
    2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
    2023 - Chicago 1&2
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    Hudson Hawk
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    KC138045KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,715
    A Night At the Roxbury.  Only movie I've ever walked out of.
    Columbus-2000
    Columbus-2003
    Cincinnati-2006
    Columbus-2010
    Wrigley-2013
    Cincinnati-2014
    Lexington-2016
    Wrigley 1 & 2-2018
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Hobbes said:
    Hudson Hawk
    I actually think that the first 15 minutes of that film are fucking brilliant.

    Also, the Butterfinger goon, "You want me to rape 'em?" :lol:
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    I win with The Idolmaker!

    My aunt was friends with the actress in it:


    We were having Passover there with family and she attended.  I must've been 13 or 14.  She asked my sister and me if we wanted to be extras in it (fan girls in full-on '50's dress).  We never did it, can't remember why, but we did ultimately see the film, with Mr. Ray Sharkey himself answering questions afterward =)
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    CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,159
    that John Travolta Scientology Piece of shit Movie

    Battlefield Earth

    terrible
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    CROJAM95 said:
    that John Travolta Scientology Piece of shit Movie

    Battlefield Earth

    terrible

    I as well saw this in the theater.  Worst movie ever.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    hedonist said:
    I win with The Idolmaker!

    My aunt was friends with the actress in it:


    We were having Passover there with family and she attended.  I must've been 13 or 14.  She asked my sister and me if we wanted to be extras in it (fan girls in full-on '50's dress).  We never did it, can't remember why, but we did ultimately see the film, with Mr. Ray Sharkey himself answering questions afterward =)
    You may well have won with this movie I have never heard of.  Accumulatively I will beat you!!
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    Soapdish
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,383
    Sliver
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    hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
    Mal, I think Hobbes may beat us all =)
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Forces of Nature
    I SAW PEARL JAM
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    RiotZactRiotZact Posts: 6,206
    The Last Airbender. I was a fan of the show so I was pretty excited. Actually the show was still going when they made the movie, so in the last season of the show they dedicated an entire episode to mocking the movie. 
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    Body Parts- a Jeff Fahey classic
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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