How Do You Pee?

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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 37,112
    KC138045 said:
    Anyone who has a son knows the hazards of changing a baby boys diaper.
    That's what the pee-pee teepee is for!
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  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,634
    No Fly
    Fuckus rules all
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    Seattle
  • cutzcutz Posts: 6,538
    Through my penis
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,281
    Like a girl.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 10,167
    No Fly
    Isnt there a Trump joke in there somewhere?
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  • HobbesHobbes Pacific NorthwestPosts: 3,237
    Like a girl.

    You go girl!


  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,281
    Hobbes said:
    Like a girl.

    You go girl!


    Pfft that's for amatuers. I once wrote my name in a snowbank in the squat position.
    Oh to be young again and have that much flexibility and bladder control. 
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPROPosts: 133,696
    thats my style


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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 11,534
    Fly
    sitting down usually. just more comfortable. don't have to think about anything. also, as someone else mentioned, it's partly because I'm the bathroom cleaner. 

    oddly, I only stand up in public places and/or when drunk. 

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  • RYMERYME Wisconsin Posts: 612
    edited June 11
    I just found this thread.
    Y'all made me choke on my beer laughing great topic.
    How do I pee?
    I lift one leg or the other and let it rip
    when ever & where ever I want.  The world is my urinal.
    Post edited by RYME on
  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowherePosts: 3,605
    Personally I'm a fan of the Happy Gilmore -take a run up and swing!
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

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    (Tim Rogers)
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,634
    No Fly
    After all the Tequila Friday night the answer is currently out my ass. 
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RYMERYME Wisconsin Posts: 612
    edited June 12
    After all the Tequila Friday night the answer is currently out my ass.
    Post edited by RYME on
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,139

    lift one cargo-short pant's leg

    that my deal

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  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,281
    Figured this belongs here. :lol: 


    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Sea-- oh, all right, then, Kent, WAPosts: 12,101
    Unbuckle and then flow forth like a racehorse
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 20,914
    I read a sci fi story once where these otherwise people looking creatures peed through their index finger (Vonnegut, maybe?).  Well damn, wouldn't that be convenient!
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  • HobbesHobbes Pacific NorthwestPosts: 3,237
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 9,220
    Fly
    Goofing around at work today, the question was posed if you could trade places with one person for one day, who would it be and why.  The new girl says "I want to trade places with a guy so I know what it's like to pee standing up."

    Naturally, I showed her the Go Girl. :lol:

  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 9,472
    I loved those Simpsons prank calls when I was a kid.
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MIPosts: 4,393
    edited June 16
    .
    Post edited by FoxyRedLa on
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Hell, AZPosts: 1,046
    Goofing around at work today, the question was posed if you could trade places with one person for one day, who would it be and why.  The new girl says "I want to trade places with a guy so I know what it's like to pee standing up."

    Naturally, I showed her the Go Girl. :lol:

    I would use the go girl...if I could shake off the drips like you guys can. 
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 1,469
    No Fly
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Hell, AZPosts: 1,046
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    :lol:
    Way to see the bright side!
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MIPosts: 4,393
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    Meaning.......it doesn't get in the way?
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 1,469
    edited June 17
    No Fly
    FoxyRedLa said:
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    Meaning.......it doesn't get in the way?

    :blush:
    Post edited by Malroth on
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, INPosts: 975
    edited June 18
    No Fly
    I feel this poll was not phrased entirely clearly so I'll spell out my answer:

    •Undo belt if applicable 
    •Unbutton  (unclasp if wearing trousers)
    •Unzip
    •Pull boxers down to then hold up the junk
    •Let it flow
    •Shake
    •Lock it all back up 
    Post edited by darwinstheory on
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" Darwin's Theory
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