How Do You Pee?

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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 40,651
    KC138045 said:
    Anyone who has a son knows the hazards of changing a baby boys diaper.
    That's what the pee-pee teepee is for!
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 16,843
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  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,755
    No Fly
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • cutzcutz Posts: 7,247
    Through my penis
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,499
    Like a girl.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 12,575
    No Fly
    Isnt there a Trump joke in there somewhere?
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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  • HobbesHobbes Pacific NorthwestPosts: 3,479
    Like a girl.

    You go girl!


  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,499
    Hobbes said:
    Like a girl.

    You go girl!


    Pfft that's for amatuers. I once wrote my name in a snowbank in the squat position.
    Oh to be young again and have that much flexibility and bladder control. 
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPROPosts: 134,811
    thats my style


    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 14,323
    Fly
    sitting down usually. just more comfortable. don't have to think about anything. also, as someone else mentioned, it's partly because I'm the bathroom cleaner. 

    oddly, I only stand up in public places and/or when drunk. 

  • RYMERYME Wisconsin Posts: 1,153
    edited June 2017
    I just found this thread.
    Y'all made me choke on my beer laughing great topic.
    How do I pee?
    I lift one leg or the other and let it rip
    when ever & where ever I want.  The world is my urinal.
    Post edited by RYME on
  • goldrushgoldrush everybody knows this is nowherePosts: 3,964
    Personally I'm a fan of the Happy Gilmore -take a run up and swing!
    “Do not postpone happiness”
    (Jeff Tweedy, Sydney 2007)

    “Put yer good money on the sunrise”
    (Tim Rogers)
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,755
    No Fly
    After all the Tequila Friday night the answer is currently out my ass. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RYMERYME Wisconsin Posts: 1,153
    edited June 2017
    After all the Tequila Friday night the answer is currently out my ass.
    Post edited by RYME on
  • chadwickchadwick up my assPosts: 21,152

    lift one cargo-short pant's leg

    that my deal

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    I am tired; my heart is
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    no more forever."

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  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,499
    Figured this belongs here. :lol: 


    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WAPosts: 12,124
    Unbuckle and then flow forth like a racehorse
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 23,275
    I read a sci fi story once where these otherwise people looking creatures peed through their index finger (Vonnegut, maybe?).  Well damn, wouldn't that be convenient!
    The reason I never give up hope is because everything is so basically hopeless.
    -Anne Lamott
    ***********
    M.I.T.S.



  • HobbesHobbes Pacific NorthwestPosts: 3,479
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 10,799
    Fly
    Goofing around at work today, the question was posed if you could trade places with one person for one day, who would it be and why.  The new girl says "I want to trade places with a guy so I know what it's like to pee standing up."

    Naturally, I showed her the Go Girl. :lol:

  • bootlegger10bootlegger10 Posts: 10,220
    I loved those Simpsons prank calls when I was a kid.
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MIPosts: 4,722
    edited June 2017
    .
    Post edited by FoxyRedLa on
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,578
    Goofing around at work today, the question was posed if you could trade places with one person for one day, who would it be and why.  The new girl says "I want to trade places with a guy so I know what it's like to pee standing up."

    Naturally, I showed her the Go Girl. :lol:

    I would use the go girl...if I could shake off the drips like you guys can. 
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 1,609
    No Fly
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZPosts: 1,578
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    :lol:
    Way to see the bright side!
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MIPosts: 4,722
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    Meaning.......it doesn't get in the way?
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 1,609
    edited June 2017
    No Fly
    FoxyRedLa said:
    Malroth said:
    FoxyRedLa said:
    .
    I was blessed with a small wee wee.
    Meaning.......it doesn't get in the way?

    :blush:
    Post edited by Malroth on
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, INPosts: 1,563
    edited June 2017
    No Fly
    I feel this poll was not phrased entirely clearly so I'll spell out my answer:

    •Undo belt if applicable 
    •Unbutton  (unclasp if wearing trousers)
    •Unzip
    •Pull boxers down to then hold up the junk
    •Let it flow
    •Shake
    •Lock it all back up 
    Post edited by darwinstheory on
    "A smart monkey doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey" - Darwin's Theory
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