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MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
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I've pooped my pants.
The worst of times..they don't phase me,
even if I look and act really crazy.
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Totally.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,448
    recently?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    StevieGStevieG Ontario Posts: 850
    Who hasn't?
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    imalive said:

    recently?

    no, but it happened at a poker game, and I kept going all in to get out of there. ended up winning over 500 dollars.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,840
    i remember in first grade i did this. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. so i went in my pants. mom had to come to school and bring me some underwear.

    Don't think i did it since then unless you count diarrhea?
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    eeriepadave said:

    i remember in first grade i did this. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. so i went in my pants. mom had to come to school and bring me some underwear.

    Don't think i did it since then unless you count diarrhea?

    I count it if its in your pants!
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,513
    Malroth said:

    eeriepadave said:

    i remember in first grade i did this. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. so i went in my pants. mom had to come to school and bring me some underwear.

    Don't think i did it since then unless you count diarrhea?

    I count it if its in your pants!
    Um, yeah, diarrhea definitely counts, lol. If anything, it's 2 points instead of 1, haha.
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    FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    :time_out:
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,840
    PJ_Soul said:

    Malroth said:

    eeriepadave said:

    i remember in first grade i did this. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. so i went in my pants. mom had to come to school and bring me some underwear.

    Don't think i did it since then unless you count diarrhea?

    I count it if its in your pants!
    Um, yeah, diarrhea definitely counts, lol. If anything, it's 2 points instead of 1, haha.
    no comment then
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    My confessional thread just didn't work out, but it reminds me of another poop story.

    I was at a concert (social D ) and all of a sudden I got severe stomach cramps. There was only one bathroom in the place (4 urinals, 2 stalls). I unloaded poison from the depths of my bowels that still makes me dizzy from time to time. There was about 30 or more guys in line, and each time one crossed the threshold of the bathroom a gut-wrenching howl ensued. It was a long 5 minutes.
    Feeling better, I rocked that motherfu :sick::sick: ing dance floor like a 24 yr old in heat.
    A great night.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    was a truck driver once upon a time, both local & cross country. i learned it the hard way a couple times. don't eat a seafood sub sandwich or other whatevers it was. this is real bad on the road & in a big long thing that doesn't go everywhere.

    once my co-driver had me pull over in farely thick traffic & he messed the shoulder of the road hiding down by the passenger drives.

    life aint easy
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,616
    Whats to say?

    Huh. Ok, I admit it.

    I'm drinking a beer right now at 7:25am.

    (On vacation, not a normal habit)
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    markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,104
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Whats to say?

    Huh. Ok, I admit it.

    I'm drinking a beer right now at 7:25am.

    (On vacation, not a normal habit)

    I see no problems with this.
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,141
    StevieG said:

    Who hasn't?

    I haven't - but my buddy did once. In his car, in a 7-11 parking lot next to a school bus full of kids.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Whats to say?

    Huh. Ok, I admit it.

    I'm drinking a beer right now at 7:25am.

    (On vacation, not a normal habit)

    enjoy that vacation, mr.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,513
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Whats to say?

    Huh. Ok, I admit it.

    I'm drinking a beer right now at 7:25am.

    (On vacation, not a normal habit)

    Vacation has no rules when it comes to drinking. ;)
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Whats to say?

    Huh. Ok, I admit it.

    I'm drinking a beer right now at 7:25am.

    (On vacation, not a normal habit)

    I'm still trying to get used to the idea that I have to wait until after 4 and I'm done work to start drinking for the day.
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,616
    Appreciate the support! ND after the trip you just took I can imagine your body needs time to adjust.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,513
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Appreciate the support! ND after the trip you just took I can imagine your body needs time to adjust detox.

    =);)
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,728
    PJ_Soul said:


    F Me In The Brain said:

    Appreciate the support! ND after the trip you just took I can imagine your body needs time to adjust detox.

    =);)
    Detox and I are not agreeing. We shall see who wins, especially with the long weekend starting tomorrow.
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    Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,275
    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
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    deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sprunkn7 said:

    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.

    Was there a third?
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    deadendp said:

    Sprunkn7 said:

    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.

    Was there a third?
    She also cropdusts in theater lobbies.

    :lol:
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    deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    dankind said:

    deadendp said:

    Sprunkn7 said:

    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.

    Was there a third?
    She also cropdusts in theater lobbies.

    :lol:
    Doesn't everyone? :smiley:
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    DegeneratefkDegeneratefk Posts: 3,123
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    Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,275
    deadendp said:

    Sprunkn7 said:

    I peed my pants once. At an Eric Clapton concert. Waiting in line and just never made it. The sad thing is it was a second date.

    Was there a third?
    We got married! Now divorced. I mean the guy didn't like Pearl Jam and it was 1993! Who didn't love Pearl Jam in 1993????

    Ummm, Dan, if that came out of me I would have been running over to the doctors office. That smelled like death in a jar :dizzy:
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,485
    I had Diarrhea at work last week. The bathroom is a 3 x 3 box located right by the office ladies.
    I was trying to muffle farts and fluid bombs like I muffled my trumpet in eighth grade band.
    Just another embarrassing day at work.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,381
    Is "muffled my trumpet" a euphemism?
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