Ted Cruz really is an idiot

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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom'sPosts: 6,419
    how much would that ammo cost for a damn piece of bacon?
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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CAPosts: 7,623

    how much would that ammo cost for a damn piece of bacon?

    I'd love to get footloose up his punk ass.
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, ColoradoPosts: 3,819
  • JC29856JC29856 Posts: 8,255
    how about the beer goggled Princeton college freshman that wakes up at 5am in the same room as those two! yikes
    (And these questions can be re-phrased and asked about 90% of what you asked)
  • JC29856JC29856 Posts: 8,255
    if Trying Ted ever becomes President there's always this

    http://bgr.com/2017/09/11/sex-robot-hack-security-cyborg/
    (And these questions can be re-phrased and asked about 90% of what you asked)
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom'sPosts: 6,419
    Hilarious....can't wait for his explanation.
    Former BernieBro, turned Hillary rotten Clinton #1 Fanboy

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  • Correct me if I'm wrong... but wasn't it Ted that ate a booger during a debate?

    Didn't he ruthlessly slam that thing back? The little chunk of snot had no chance.

    It was him wasn't it?
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  • JimmyVJimmyV Boston's MetroWestPosts: 10,912
    Best part of this thread is that no matter what happens the thread title is always true. Always.
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  • TikiTiki USAPosts: 4,791
    The true face of the Republican party.

    Teddy Cruz


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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now!Posts: 4,295
    edited September 12
    Correct me if I'm wrong... but wasn't it Ted that ate a booger during a debate?

    Didn't he ruthlessly slam that thing back? The little chunk of snot had no chance.

    It was him wasn't it?
    It sure was! Gobbled that thing like a real life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos with no remorse.
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom'sPosts: 6,419


    fuck yes he ate that booger
    Former BernieBro, turned Hillary rotten Clinton #1 Fanboy

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    2013: London ON, Chicago
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    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 11,013
    so gross. 
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 36,750
    edited September 12
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, ColoradoPosts: 3,819
    PJ_Soul said:
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
    well now you can distract yourself by knowing what he did in his bunk bed as a college freshman
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 36,750
    PJ_Soul said:
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
    well now you can distract yourself by knowing what he did in his bunk bed as a college freshman
    I like this quote from his ex-roommate: "Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.” :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • I knew it.

    I wasn't sure though... because he definitively looks like a booger eater: the 'classic' variety that incessantly licks their upper lip when their nose is running... and eagerly gobbles up any 'noseys' that become liberated from the walls of their nostrils (regardless of texture).
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon WinnipegPosts: 11,013
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BCPosts: 6,034
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
    Yeah. I made the mistake of reading it during lunch. Bleh. 
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  • JimmyVJimmyV Boston's MetroWestPosts: 10,912
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
    Ted Cruz does that to people.
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  • fuck yes he ate that booger
    I watched again. I had too.

    The booger rode it out for quite a while on the top lip before Teddy accentuated something he was saying. That's when things went really shitty for it- the booger slipped onto the lower lip.

    The lower lip kept encroaching the oral cavity with the booger in a trepidous state of affairs. It was inevitable though. Once booger eater sensed the small mass on the lateral aspect of his lower lip... it was over. Teddy gobbled it up like a smartie... a small hint of a smile on his lip afterwards indicating a remote level of satisfaction.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • jeffbrjeffbr SeattlePosts: 5,490
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 36,750
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 16,697
    Damn 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • TikiTiki USAPosts: 4,791
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  • LizardLizard So CalPosts: 11,733
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    Is it over yet?
  • Lizard said:
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    Hahahahaha 
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  • TikiTiki USAPosts: 4,791
    like it
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    EV Providence 2011
    1991 RIP WBCN

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    you're welcome
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 36,750
    Lizard said:
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    Hilarious.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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