Ted Cruz really is an idiot

WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,188
I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.
If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SCPosts: 8,661
    But the Duggars are backing him. He can't be all that bad!
    Jealousy is ugly.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 22,188
    didn't I also hear that mike huckabee aka mr christian also cracked some tasteless joke?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin LouisPosts: 15,915
    i hope he gets the nomination. then we can see the biggest landslide defeat in the history of the country.
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, ColoradoPosts: 3,815
    With any luck Sarah Palin will come out and support him.
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    The Race to the Bottom:

    And they're off!

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    ABC:
    Bush 10, Walker 11, Rubio 10, Carson 8, Paul 11, Huckabee 9, Cruz 8, Christie 6, Trump 4, Perry 2, Kasich 3, Santorum 4, Fiorina 2, Graham 1

    CNN:
    Bush 13, Walker 10, Rubio 14, Carson 7, Paul 8, Huckabee 10, Cruz 8, Christie 4, Trump 3, Perry 5, Kasich 1, Santorum 2, Fiorina 1, Graham 1

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 16,531
    I hope he is our next POTUS.

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 16,531
    Was Steve Martin born with white hair?
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fieldsPosts: 6,995
    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 16,531

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
  • dignindignin Posts: 5,098
    Jason P said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    No, no, no, no. Fuck that. He's yours now.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ted-cruz-the-u-s-senator-who-renounced-his-canadian-citizenship-to-announce-plans-to-run-for-president
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CAPosts: 7,623
    Jason P said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    As if Bieber was bad enough.

    Can't complain about Rush, Michael J. Fox and Rachel McAdams, though.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 16,531
    dignin said:

    Jason P said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    No, no, no, no. Fuck that. He's yours now.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ted-cruz-the-u-s-senator-who-renounced-his-canadian-citizenship-to-announce-plans-to-run-for-president
    Just the type of move a Canadian spymaster would pull off.

    I should have known better. His beady little eyes should have tipped me off. I'm on to you, Canada! You send him down to infiltrate our system, and before you know it we are hydrating our kids with Kokanee instead of water.

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    You sneaky fucking Canucks ...
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 36,749
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 16,531
    Proof
    PJ_Soul said:

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    Laugh it up, PJ Soul ....

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 13,363
    Jason P said:

    dignin said:

    Jason P said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    No, no, no, no. Fuck that. He's yours now.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ted-cruz-the-u-s-senator-who-renounced-his-canadian-citizenship-to-announce-plans-to-run-for-president
    Just the type of move a Canadian spymaster would pull off.

    I should have known better. His beady little eyes should have tipped me off. I'm on to you, Canada! You send him down to infiltrate our system, and before you know it we are hydrating our kids with Kokanee instead of water.

    image

    You sneaky fucking Canucks ...
    that is not a presidential face.
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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Your Mom'sPosts: 6,419
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  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    edited June 2015
    Anyone else think he kind of resembles Phil hellmuth?
  • JimmyVJimmyV Boston's MetroWestPosts: 10,909
    BB, I kinda see it...

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    It's the hair.
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 13,363
    JimmyV said:

    It's the hair.

    And nose, weak chin, beady eyes. Hmm think they are related?
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  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SCPosts: 8,661
    Is Ted Cruz as big a baby as Phil Helmuth?
    Jealousy is ugly.
    Elistist Fucking Asshole.

    Mine is mine and yours won't take its place.

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  • fifefife Posts: 3,046
    Jason P said:

    dignin said:

    Jason P said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    No, no, no, no. Fuck that. He's yours now.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ted-cruz-the-u-s-senator-who-renounced-his-canadian-citizenship-to-announce-plans-to-run-for-president
    Just the type of move a Canadian spymaster would pull off.

    I should have known better. His beady little eyes should have tipped me off. I'm on to you, Canada! You send him down to infiltrate our system, and before you know it we are hydrating our kids with Kokanee instead of water.

    image

    You sneaky fucking Canucks ...
    oh crap, you guys are on to us. damm!


  • TikiTiki USAPosts: 4,790
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 16,531
    Is this his illegitimate son????

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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 16,531
    I think that is Cruz's biggest detriment .... his face screams "punch me" ... just like that douchebag Duke player Grayson Allen. Sight unseen, I want to punch him just because his name is Grayson. Add the smug punch me face and the fact he plays for Duke, this is what I want to do to little fucking Grayson ...

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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CAPosts: 7,623
    Jason P said:

    Is this his illegitimate son????

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    If Cruz mated with Jason Bateman.

    Fitting since he played bball in Teen Wolf Too. That was filmed where I grew up at the Claremont Colleges.
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  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    Jason P said:

    Is this his illegitimate son????

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    Maybe if he was straight
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin LouisPosts: 15,915
    Jason P said:

    I think that is Cruz's biggest detriment .... his face screams "punch me" ... just like that douchebag Duke player Grayson Allen. Sight unseen, I want to punch him just because his name is Grayson. Add the smug punch me face and the fact he plays for Duke, this is what I want to do to little fucking Grayson ...

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    i just totally geeked out at that gif. so awesome!
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    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ted-cruz-bacon-machine-gun

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