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The Search Function Thread

The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
edited January 2014 in All Encompassing Trip
so the search function is broken. until kat fixes it, please utilize this thread as much as you'd like.

if you need to search for a post or a thread or a random fact or an old dunkman joke with his standard issue predictable punchline, just ask for it in this thread. our search team will then hunt down what you are looking for and post it here.

so what are you searching for?

this guy? YES!:
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the final score from game 3 of last year's wnba finals series? DONE:
(86-77, lynx over the dream)

that thread from 7 years asking what a produce man is? BANG:
http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/82600/quick-question-wtf-is-a-produce-man#latest

the reason why christians don't stone people to death? BOOM:
http://www.toughquestionsanswered.org/


whatever it is you are searching for, this thread has it. that is, until kat fixes the search function.


YOU'RE WELCOME.

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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    =))
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279

    =))

    can we help you?
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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    Do we have a dedicated 'Tennis' thread here? I don't wanna start a thread that already exists,

    (an advanced Thank You to your search team)
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    Idris said:

    Do we have a dedicated 'Tennis' thread here? I don't wanna start a thread that already exists,

    (an advanced Thank You to your search team)

    american tennis?
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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    edited January 2014
    Whats American tennis? Tennis played sitting down and while being overweight?
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    Idris said:

    Whats American tennis? Tennis played sitting down and while being overweight?

    to better serve you here, please answer the following question:

    who is your favorite male american tennis player? pete sampras or andre agassi?
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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    Hmmm, I like Pete cause of his love for PJ, but dislike his politics...Not sure where Agassi stands on some very important political issues...

    I'll go with Agassi cause he got Steffi Graf, my old tennis crush.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158

    =))

    can we help you?
    need to find regrets thread
    thanks
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    shortstackshortstack Posts: 2,339
    Tagged: poop :P
    did you see me? i saw you.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    Idris said:

    Hmmm, I like Pete cause of his love for PJ, but dislike his politics...Not sure where Agassi stands on some very important political issues...

    I'll go with Agassi cause he got Steffi Graf, my old tennis crush.

    What is your opinion on Serena Williams?
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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    She's not as political as she should be, she does not even vote, but if she did, she would vote for Obama [-X
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    lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Fuck the search function ... Just create new threads.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,467
    Bookmarked. Thanks, Juggler.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
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    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,467
    I give up..... link me to you neutral face thread.... I wanted to look at but never did.... now, it's lost forever.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    Idris said:

    She's not as political as she should be, she does not even vote, but if she did, she would vote for Obama [-X

    you might be right. she doesn't look very political in this picture. she does look like she can beat most of our asses though:
    image

    we are still searching for the tennis thread. i hope this picture of serena williams can hold you over until we locate the tennis thread. rest assured, our team is working just as heard in finding your tennis thread as kat is at fixing the search function.

    thank you for your continued patience.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    imalive said:

    I give up..... link me to you neutral face thread.... I wanted to look at but never did.... now, it's lost forever.

    nothing is lost forever. YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING.
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    mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,385
    searching with my good eye closed?
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    mfc2006 said:

    searching with my good eye closed?

    =))
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    IdrisIdris Posts: 2,317
    edited January 2014
    Thanks,
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,467

    imalive said:

    I give up..... link me to you neutral face thread.... I wanted to look at but never did.... now, it's lost forever.

    nothing is lost forever. YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING.
    where the fuck is it?

    Serena is juicing on a bonds/arod level

    (no fucking shhhhhh smilie, I see)

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    imalive said:

    imalive said:

    I give up..... link me to you neutral face thread.... I wanted to look at but never did.... now, it's lost forever.

    nothing is lost forever. YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING.
    where the fuck is it?

    Serena is juicing on a bonds/arod level

    (no fucking shhhhhh smilie, I see)

    she could beat the snot out of arod. bonds might give her a run for her money....



    don't say i never did anything for you. DO NOT SAY IT!!
    http://community.pearljam.com/discussion/148656/neutral-face-we-do-not-need-this-get-rid-of-it#latest
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    AnnafalkAnnafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    The Juggler, you rock!!
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    jeagler,

    there was a booger eater thread started something like 4 yrs ago. i can't locate it. i was remembering this thread as i watched a young lad at the cereal section of the grocery store snot running down his face & his tongue was going to town.

    thank you

    also the 81 shopping thread. you know, where he was out & about & he was picking things up for us good folks & it was a hit. i need a new set of swimmer ear plugs, new set of goggles & a tank of gas... thank you, 81 & thank you the jeagler
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    SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 NYC Posts: 25,848
    I'm looking for the "That's already been noted" thread. It had all the makings of being a classic.
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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    Who could ever find the "drunk thread" without some assistance?
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    chadwick said:

    jeagler,

    there was a booger eater thread started something like 4 yrs ago. i can't locate it. i was remembering this thread as i watched a young lad at the cereal section of the grocery store snot running down his face & his tongue was going to town.

    thank you

    also the 81 shopping thread. you know, where he was out & about & he was picking things up for us good folks & it was a hit. i need a new set of swimmer ear plugs, new set of goggles & a tank of gas... thank you, 81 & thank you the jeagler

    we're gonna find your shopping thread, sir. my crack team of searchers will hunt that thread down and smoke 'em out.

    regarding the booger eater thread. here is this to hold you over:
    image

    thank you
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    AnnafalkAnnafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    Yikes X_X
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    Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Bet he was popular in school.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,467
    after all that, it turns out that thread sucks. sorry I wasted both of our time (times?)
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,279
    imalive said:

    after all that, it turns out that thread sucks. sorry I wasted both of our time (times?)
    you ungrateful son of a...

    THERE ARE STARVING PEOPLE IN AFRICA!
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