Creative cursing, swearing - all for fun

evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,696
edited November 2013 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Humorous curses: Get creative, show us your favorite "weird" curses either you've created or heard your someone else say - GO! .... You flat-faced owl.
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  • PapPap Serres, GreecePosts: 16,920
    You cockroach with a swimsuit.
    Ooh, yeah! All right!
    Were [Pearl] jammin
    I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
    Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
    And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.


    Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
    Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
  • mcgavinjmcgavinj Idaho Falls, ID, USAPosts: 306
    I mutter "well fuck me in a goats ass!" No idea why
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin LouisPosts: 15,879
    i've been called "dickhole" before. i thought that was funny and creative :)
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  • PapPap Serres, GreecePosts: 16,920
    Speedy McCready's: I don't give a flying rats ass fuck that today is your birthday!

    Captain Haddock: Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles! & Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
    Ooh, yeah! All right!
    Were [Pearl] jammin
    I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
    Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
    And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.


    Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
    Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
  • lazlobluelazloblue HoustonPosts: 737
    I use...Fiddle Sticks!! in place of F*#K a lot.
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  • ldent42ldent42 NYCPosts: 7,828
    Oh wow. I have a lot of these.

    Doushelord
    Cockmonger
    Assmunch

    etc.
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  • PapPap Serres, GreecePosts: 16,920
    Blast!
    Ooh, yeah! All right!
    Were [Pearl] jammin
    I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
    Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
    And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.


    Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
    Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
  • ldent42ldent42 NYCPosts: 7,828
    Holy shitballs
    NYC 06/24/08-Auckland 11/27/09-Chch 11/29/09-Newark 05/18/10-Atlanta 09/22/12-Chicago 07/19/13-Brooklyn 10/18/13 & 10/19/13-Hartford 10/25/13-Baltimore 10/27/13-Auckland 1/17/14-GC 1/19/14-Melbourne 1/24/14-Sydney 1/26/14-Amsterdam 6/16/14 & 6/17/14-Milan 6/20/14-Berlin 6/26/14-Leeds 7/8/14-Milton Keynes 7/11/14-St. Louis 10/3/14-NYC 9/26/15
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  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,696
    Flugenheimer
    Wasted Fish
    Poundable Offender
    Mustard Tiger
    Three Way One-eyed candy slinger
    Pickle Finger
    and a brand new one: poo poo head
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    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    The best I've ever heard was
    You're a living used condom.

    And I accidentally invented the word Fucknugget in95'. On the Synergy board no less!! lol
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  • PapPap Serres, GreecePosts: 16,920
    Ooh, yeah! All right!
    Were [Pearl] jammin
    I wanna [Pearl] jam it wid you.
    Were [Pearl] jammin, [Pearl] jammin
    And I hope you like [Pearl] jammin too.


    Sep 30, 2006 - OAKA Sports Hall - Athens, Greece
    Jul 11, 2014 - Milton Keynes Bowl - Milton Keynes, UK
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,667
    go on, ya twiddling pipe varment
    you no-good lemon cherry mealy worm
    that's right, you supplemental back-scratched cat wad
    try again


  • evsgjammevsgjamm Posts: 1,696
    good one ya salmon faced fecal toe
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,667
    Why you, uptown hair-slackin' wannabe
    try again


  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Muddle mucking pitchfork diver!
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    The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,667
    oh yeah? put this in your hubba-hubba mountain clinge jigger and PSSSHT go on all out with it
    try again


  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    You gum chewing retro hipster!!
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    The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,667
    dog-lipped sallow meanderer
    try again


  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    "you bastard eye'd child"
    I called my brother this when I got angry at him when we were 4...ish years old, my mother still laughs about that although she said I got slapped every time I said it.

    Godfather.
    it dosen't matter to me what a man dose for a living you understand..
    as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    You gum chewing retro hipster!!


    hahahhahhhaha !!!!!!! is that anything like a "mouth breather" ?

    Godfather.

    it dosen't matter to me what a man dose for a living you understand..
    as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    rollings wrote: »
    Why you, uptown hair-slackin' wannabe

    hahhahah i know a few of those !

    Godfather.

    it dosen't matter to me what a man dose for a living you understand..
    as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    ldent42 wrote: »
    Oh wow. I have a lot of these.

    Doushelord
    Cockmonger
    Assmunch

    etc.

    assmuch ! hahhahhahhahaha that's a classic almost like a butt huff.


    Godfather.

    it dosen't matter to me what a man dose for a living you understand..
    as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,667
    Your hair looks like the back of my grandmother's eating disorder
    try again


  • TalonTeddTalonTedd TorontoPosts: 714
    Hey sugar tits, hows about a fresh fructose injection. b-(
    I remember when, yeah. I swore I knew everything, oh yeah.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Be ware!! I have a raging case of the FUCKYOU's today!!

    Stole that!
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    The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
  • GillycwGillycw SydneyPosts: 524
    Fucknuckle - it just rolls nicely off the tongue
    Douchebag is a perennial fave too
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    rollings wrote: »
    Your hair looks like the back of my grandmother's eating disorder

    HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!

    Godfather.

    it dosen't matter to me what a man dose for a living you understand..
    as long as his interest's don't conflict with mine.
  • rollingsrollings unknownPosts: 6,667
    Godfather. wrote: »
    rollings wrote: »
    Your hair looks like the back of my grandmother's eating disorder

    HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHAHHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!

    Godfather.

    I believe that you are my new hero HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHA!.thankyou. :smiley:
    try again


  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Gillycw wrote: »
    Fucknuckle - it just rolls nicely off the tongue
    Douchebag is a perennial fave too

    I like fuckknuckle!!! But Fucknugget is my go to..
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    The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
  • GillycwGillycw SydneyPosts: 524
    Gillycw wrote: »
    Fucknuckle - it just rolls nicely off the tongue
    Douchebag is a perennial fave too

    I like fuckknuckle!!! But Fucknugget is my go to..
    Haha! Love it, I'm going to borrow that one
    ;)
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