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Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
edited January 2013 in The Porch
Any ideas?

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    eddieceddiec Posts: 3,837
    How about: I liked it better when I entered my CC details and then the page locked and I lost my tickets.

    Is that too long? :lol:
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    DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    I'm an entitled member and now I have sand in my vagina
    My butt itches!
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    Bu5hleaguerBu5hleaguer Posts: 31
    Try giving constructive criticism with the feedback form. Be reasonable.
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    SolarWorldSolarWorld Posts: 1,902
    "Delete me"?
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    DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    Or

    I'm not renewing my 10c membership
    My butt itches!
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    My advice to you: Title your thread using a Mad Libs approach.

    For example:

    Insert proper noun, e.g. "10 Club," "Pearl Jam," "(name of any moderator)" "The New Lottery System"

    Insert verb, e.g. "screwed," "disappointed," "fucked"

    Me again.

    Now I'm

    Insert adjective e.g. "tearful," "suicidal," "reflective," "institutionalized"

    Because

    Insert phrase e.g. "my mother didn't love me," "I always got picked last for team sports," "people don't understand me," "nobody suffers like I do."

    Resulting in myriad possibilities for thread titles, including but not limited to:

    "Pearl Jam fucked me again, now I'm institutionalized because nobody suffers like I do."
    "The New Lottery System disappointed me again, now I'm reflective because people don't understand me."
    "10 Club screwed me again, now I'm tearful because my mother didn't love me."
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    DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    I'm entitled to 10c tickets because I have more Pearl Jam concert tees than you do.
    My butt itches!
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    releaseNYreleaseNY In my private universe Posts: 153
    unlost dogs wrote:
    "Pearl Jam fucked me again, now I'm institutionalized because nobody suffers like I do."
    "The New Lottery System disappointed me again, now I'm reflective because people don't understand me."
    "10 Club screwed me again, now I'm tearful because my mother didn't love me."

    absolute genius.

    :clap:
    you paid to get in, you're free to leave.
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    Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
    releaseNY wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    "Pearl Jam fucked me again, now I'm institutionalized because nobody suffers like I do."
    "The New Lottery System disappointed me again, now I'm reflective because people don't understand me."
    "10 Club screwed me again, now I'm tearful because my mother didn't love me."

    absolute genius.

    :clap:

    I like the Mad Libs reference, too. It reminds me of my youth, when we were rewarded for our work to get tickets by sleeping out in the snow in front of the department store.
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    DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    Go Beavers wrote:
    when we were rewarded for our work to get tickets by sleeping out in the snow in front of the department store.

    That's your title right there why are you asking us. You just came up with gold.
    My butt itches!
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    PorchgirlCOPorchgirlCO Colorado Posts: 1,375
    unlost dogs wrote:
    My advice to you: Title your thread using a Mad Libs approach.

    For example:

    Insert proper noun, e.g. "10 Club," "Pearl Jam," "(name of any moderator)" "The New Lottery System"

    Insert verb, e.g. "screwed," "disappointed," "fucked"

    Me again.

    Now I'm

    Insert adjective e.g. "tearful," "suicidal," "reflective," "institutionalized"

    Because

    Insert phrase e.g. "my mother didn't love me," "I always got picked last for team sports," "people don't understand me," "nobody suffers like I do."

    Resulting in myriad possibilities for thread titles, including but not limited to:

    "Pearl Jam fucked me again, now I'm institutionalized because nobody suffers like I do."
    "The New Lottery System disappointed me again, now I'm reflective because people don't understand me."
    "10 Club screwed me again, now I'm tearful because my mother didn't love me."

    Absolutely awesome! BTW love Mad Libs!!!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me...

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    CareyCarey Posts: 2,361
    DURP wrote:
    Go Beavers wrote:
    when we were rewarded for our work to get tickets by sleeping out in the snow in front of the department store.

    That's your title right there why are you asking us. You just came up with gold.


    I don't know, I like both the sandy vagina and the Mad Libs template :lol::lol:
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
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    Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
    DURP wrote:
    Go Beavers wrote:
    when we were rewarded for our work to get tickets by sleeping out in the snow in front of the department store.

    That's your title right there why are you asking us. You just came up with gold.

    I don't want to deny the under 35 crowd, though. They've been paying membership fees for a long time now.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    unlost dogs wrote:
    My advice to you: Title your thread using a Mad Libs approach.

    For example:

    Insert proper noun, e.g. "10 Club," "Pearl Jam," "(name of any moderator)" "The New Lottery System"

    Insert verb, e.g. "screwed," "disappointed," "fucked"

    Me again.

    Now I'm

    Insert adjective e.g. "tearful," "suicidal," "reflective," "institutionalized"

    Because

    Insert phrase e.g. "my mother didn't love me," "I always got picked last for team sports," "people don't understand me," "nobody suffers like I do."

    Resulting in myriad possibilities for thread titles, including but not limited to:

    "Pearl Jam fucked me again, now I'm institutionalized because nobody suffers like I do."
    "The New Lottery System disappointed me again, now I'm reflective because people don't understand me."
    "10 Club screwed me again, now I'm tearful because my mother didn't love me."
    :lol::lol::lol: awesome
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    My advice to you: Title your thread using a Mad Libs approach.

    For example:

    Insert proper noun, e.g. "10 Club," "Pearl Jam," "(name of any moderator)" "The New Lottery System"

    Insert verb, e.g. "screwed," "disappointed," "fucked"

    Me again.

    Now I'm

    Insert adjective e.g. "tearful," "suicidal," "reflective," "institutionalized"

    Because

    Insert phrase e.g. "my mother didn't love me," "I always got picked last for team sports," "people don't understand me," "nobody suffers like I do."

    Resulting in myriad possibilities for thread titles, including but not limited to:

    "Pearl Jam fucked me again, now I'm institutionalized because nobody suffers like I do."
    "The New Lottery System disappointed me again, now I'm reflective because people don't understand me."
    "10 Club screwed me again, now I'm tearful because my mother didn't love me."
    :lol::lol::lol: awesome

    I'm too sad to laugh right now.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    Go Beavers wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    My advice to you: Title your thread using a Mad Libs approach.

    For example:

    Insert proper noun, e.g. "10 Club," "Pearl Jam," "(name of any moderator)" "The New Lottery System"

    Insert verb, e.g. "screwed," "disappointed," "fucked"

    Me again.

    Now I'm

    Insert adjective e.g. "tearful," "suicidal," "reflective," "institutionalized"

    Because

    Insert phrase e.g. "my mother didn't love me," "I always got picked last for team sports," "people don't understand me," "nobody suffers like I do."

    Resulting in myriad possibilities for thread titles, including but not limited to:

    "Pearl Jam fucked me again, now I'm institutionalized because nobody suffers like I do."
    "The New Lottery System disappointed me again, now I'm reflective because people don't understand me."
    "10 Club screwed me again, now I'm tearful because my mother didn't love me."
    :lol::lol::lol: awesome

    I'm too sad to laugh right now.
    why,what happened?
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Jerome230Jerome230 Posts: 903
    "I boarded my horses with 10C, and they came back sickly!" :lol:
    Ed...buddy...pal...stay true to your word and play Boise again.

    Seattle, 12.7.93
    Salt Lake, 6.21.98
    Mountain View, 10.30.99
    Mountain View, 10.31.99
    Boise, 11.3.00
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    Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
    edited January 2013
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    Go Beavers wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:



    :lol::lol::lol: awesome

    I'm too sad to laugh right now.
    why,what happened?

    I just read the "it's sad...just sad" thread.
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    Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
    Jerome230 wrote:
    "I boarded my horses with 10C, and they came back sickly!" :lol:

    I like the rural feel. I reminds me of the Missoula show, back when I was able to get tickets.
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    Jerome230Jerome230 Posts: 903
    Go Beavers wrote:
    Jerome230 wrote:
    "I boarded my horses with 10C, and they came back sickly!" :lol:

    I like the rural feel. I reminds me of the Missoula show, back when I was able to get tickets.

    I'm crossing my fingers for a Boise show, speaking of desolate geographical locations...
    Ed...buddy...pal...stay true to your word and play Boise again.

    Seattle, 12.7.93
    Salt Lake, 6.21.98
    Mountain View, 10.30.99
    Mountain View, 10.31.99
    Boise, 11.3.00
    Portland, 9.26.09
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    Go Beavers wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    why,what happened?

    I just read the "it's sad...just sad" thread.
    oh ok..your humor is really good as always :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
    Jerome230 wrote:
    Go Beavers wrote:
    Jerome230 wrote:
    "I boarded my horses with 10C, and they came back sickly!" :lol:

    I like the rural feel. I reminds me of the Missoula show, back when I was able to get tickets.

    I'm crossing my fingers for a Boise show, speaking of desolate geographical locations...

    I am too, actually. Should get nice and close if they have a show there.
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    Jerome230Jerome230 Posts: 903
    I still remember Ed saying [at the Boise show in 2000]..."We're never not playing here again." I should've asked him if he was a man of his word when I met him in 2011, but I was too nervous :lol:
    Ed...buddy...pal...stay true to your word and play Boise again.

    Seattle, 12.7.93
    Salt Lake, 6.21.98
    Mountain View, 10.30.99
    Mountain View, 10.31.99
    Boise, 11.3.00
    Portland, 9.26.09
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    Jerome230 wrote:
    I still remember Ed saying [at the Boise show in 2000]..."We're never not playing here again." I should've asked him if he was a man of his word when I met him in 2011, but I was too nervous :lol:
    :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
    Jerome230 wrote:
    I still remember Ed saying [at the Boise show in 2000]..."We're never not playing here again." I should've asked him if he was a man of his word when I met him in 2011, but I was too nervous :lol:

    Was that double negative intentional? They really need to communicate better with the fans.
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    Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,612
    Carey wrote:
    DURP wrote:
    Go Beavers wrote:
    when we were rewarded for our work to get tickets by sleeping out in the snow in front of the department store.

    That's your title right there why are you asking us. You just came up with gold.


    I don't know, I like both the sandy vagina and the Mad Libs template :lol::lol:

    Can we combine the two?
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    DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    Go Beavers wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    DURP wrote:

    That's your title right there why are you asking us. You just came up with gold.


    I don't know, I like both the sandy vagina and the Mad Libs template :lol::lol:

    Can we combine the two?

    Yes we can!
    My butt itches!
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