Best Craigslist ad

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edited August 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • perfectlefts14perfectlefts14 Posts: 1,955
    That's awesome :lol::lol::lol:
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,596
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Great ad, but I'd still rather have Rockford's '77 Firebird Esprit! 8-)
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    I love the OMG on the pictures, and the car on the back of a unicorn :lol:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pot for sale....call 911
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497


    I really hope that no one here drives a 1995 teal Grand Am. :lol:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:


    I really hope that no one here drives a 1995 teal Grand Am. :lol:

    it can be decapitating... :lol:

    my coworkers brother was decapitated in a grand am...no joke....if you press me, i'll dig up a pic of the car
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    upon further review...that is not a good thing to google image search :fp:
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:


    I really hope that no one here drives a 1995 teal Grand Am. :lol:

    it can be decapitating... :lol:

    my coworkers brother was decapitated in a grand am...no joke....if you press me, i'll dig up a pic of the car


    Consider yourself pressed. :lol:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    it can be decapitating... :lol:

    my coworkers brother was decapitated in a grand am...no joke....if you press me, i'll dig up a pic of the car


    Consider yourself pressed. :lol:

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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    DS1119 wrote:


    I really hope that no one here drives a 1995 teal Grand Am. :lol:
    On the contrary, they know they have an amazing car :D haha
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    did anyone call the number yet?
  • SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,346
    Its in my area code... I should go check it out.
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    I got rid of my Grand Am last year. All of a sudden I want another.
  • curlygirly9curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    I like the chart the best. The vertical car is still wearing its crown!
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    jesus tap-dancing christ

    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    There wasn't another craigslist thread so I figured I'd just post this here..

    http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/zip/3201305845.html
    Weeping Pussy Willow Tree (West Seattle)

    Date: 2012-08-15, 7:59AM PDT
    Reply to: <!-- e --><a href="mailto:sv3wr-3201305845@sale.craigslist.org">sv3wr-3201305845@sale.craigslist.org</a><!-- e --> [Errors when replying to ads?]

    I've got a healthy, large Weeping Pussywillow available free to anyone who wants to dig it out. It is beautiful and striking in early Spring when it "furs out." I affectionately refer to it as the "muppets tree." Currently, it is tilting due to some overgrowth in the area but you could just put it in straight when you replant. It also needs a "trim"

    I recommend bringing a couple of people, a pickup and some tarps/burlap to wrap the roots. It is an unusual specimen and would be worth the effort. It will take some effort to dig it out but you've got easy access to it from the alley and can pull your vehicle right up.

    I'm only getting rid of it because I want to plant more flowers in the area and the tree seems too crowded. Just send me an email or text to 206.228.9449. First come, first served.
  • FrankieGFrankieG Abingdon MD Posts: 9,095
    That ad is very original and creative...

    ... But why do online news organizations feel like links off of Reddit constitute as news?! 'Cause they don't! They're cool internet pages, not NEWS. If I wanted to find things like this Reddit link then I would go ON REDDIT... NOT a NEWS wensite. :!: /rant

    :fp:

    No offense to OP, because this forum is appropriate for these types of internet links... I just hate how reddit gets reposted on news organizations websites acting like they are news because they don't care about content, they just want clicks which equal ad revenue... /rant2

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    that reminds me....

    brb....
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i suck at ads....

    but we need to find KW a date for the brewers game....


    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/3207312518.html

    let me know what i should do to improve it. :lol:
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  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    81 wrote:
    i suck at ads....

    but we need to find KW a date for the brewers game....


    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/3207312518.html

    let me know what i should do to improve it. :lol:

    women are sticklers for spelling ... i would do that first ... :lol:
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    polaris_x wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i suck at ads....

    but we need to find KW a date for the brewers game....


    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/3207312518.html

    let me know what i should do to improve it. :lol:

    women are sticklers for spelling ... i would do that first ... :lol:

    Says someone from kanada. :lol:
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    polaris_x wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i suck at ads....

    but we need to find KW a date for the brewers game....


    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/3207312518.html

    let me know what i should do to improve it. :lol:

    women are sticklers for spelling ... i would do that first ... :lol:

    :P

    just ran spell check.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    i suck at ads....

    but we need to find KW a date for the brewers game....


    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/3207312518.html

    let me know what i should do to improve it. :lol:

    you'll get some interesting responses...pics are requested.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i suck at ads....

    but we need to find KW a date for the brewers game....


    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/3207312518.html

    let me know what i should do to improve it. :lol:

    you'll get some interesting responses...pics are requested.

    nothing yet except a few spams :(
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    i would rather answer an ad that went like this:

    Baseball and Beer...what could be better? If you and a friend could join us for the game!
    I have an extra pair of tix to the game on Saturday so if you're looking for some cool people to hang out with join us for the game. Extra points if you know all the words to Yellow Ledbetter.


    somehow put in an age range...if I was 21, I prob would think the person posting the ad is some old fat horny guy that's 50.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    i would rather answer an ad that went like this:

    Baseball and Beer...what could be better? If you and a friend could join us for the game!
    I have an extra pair of tix to the game on Saturday so if you're looking for some cool people to hang out with join us for the game. Extra points if you know all the words to Yellow Ledbetter.


    somehow put in an age range...if I was 21, I prob would think the person posting the ad is some old fat horny guy that's 50.


    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/3207824611.html


    we'll see if you do better.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    i would rather answer an ad that went like this:

    Baseball and Beer...what could be better? If you and a friend could join us for the game!
    I have an extra pair of tix to the game on Saturday so if you're looking for some cool people to hang out with join us for the game. Extra points if you know all the words to Yellow Ledbetter.


    somehow put in an age range...if I was 21, I prob would think the person posting the ad is some old fat horny guy that's 50.


    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/m4w/3207824611.html


    we'll see if you do better.

    :|
    i have met a lot of cool people with my ad writing skills...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    :|
    i have met a lot of cool people with my ad writing skills...

    now we wait. :corn: :lol::lol::lol:


    this has bad idea written all over it....perhaps i should just dig around and see what old phone numbers i can dig up.....gotta have something good in my phone. :lol:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    it appears we both suck at the CL ad. zero replies for either ad....unless you coun't spam....then my add is kicking your ads ass :fp: :lol:
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    so....got any bites?

    :corn:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
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