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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    poor guy, maybe he had the flu or a virus. now you will catch it from breathing the fumes
    :)
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  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    UNH1995 wrote:
    posts like mine make the day fly by.
    nice job, me.
    I'll second that! Fuckin' hilarious!

    Nice job, you :D
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  • pinny0326pinny0326 Posts: 13
    This is THE funniest shit I have ever read on here!!
  • SPALMASPALMA Posts: 2,279
    obiwon76 wrote:
    Maybe the guy who puked was representing all the newer 10C member who rant about the older members always being up front. I could only imagine the misery people were in for 2 1/2 hrs.

    If you cant control your liquor, don't drink to that extent.


    Was he a puke & run sort of guy? (did he disappear after the clean up) Or did he have a seat in that row?

    Maybe he wanted vengence on all of you with older 10c member with good seats.
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  • marc34marc34 Boston MAPosts: 219
    I can almost top that story....Night 1 in Mansfield MA 2003....We were tailgating in the parking lot and my friend had an undercooked burger. All night he was saying his stomach was killing him. When the show let out the porta-johns were lined up....He ended up dropping his pants in the middle of the parking lot and taking a shit right there. I didnt notice this till after he started. There were tons of people around. It was NASTY. Needless to say it wasnt a "clean" move on his part and the 45 minute ride home was unbearable. On another note, a few feet away somebody had done it before him....

    I swear I wanted to kill him
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  • well, that's very punk rock. and very disgusting. glad I didn't witness this...
  • gordon189gordon189 Houston, TXPosts: 60
    WOW!! Thanks for that. I really needed a good hard laugh!!!
  • Sharon_Hearts_PJSharon_Hearts_PJ Posts: 1,254
    Phenomenal thread! Funniest one I've read in years, probably.
    Glad the guy is ok.
    I ended up in someone's puke at my first PJ show. Ft Lauderdale 1996. No idea how it happened. My strongest memory from that show, especially since it was a shitty day on the whole. Fortunately every show since has made up for it. :)
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  • Mrs.Vedder78Mrs.Vedder78 Posts: 4,591
    This has to be the best post of the year!!!

    OMG!! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard... !!

    I feel bad for the guy, but I feel worse for you guys dealing with the smell :S
    "Without the album covers, where do you clean your pot?" - EV
  • kevkev Posts: 68
    funniest post ever...laughed my ass off..
  • John BudgeJohn Budge Posts: 260
    Rayne wrote:
    As a friend of said puker,who shall remain nameless unless he should choose to divulge his identity, I must defend.

    1) He was not drunk, and in fact had not even had 1 drink.
    2) He is a LONG time TC meber, by NO means a newbie.
    3) At least it was during MMJ not PJ
    4) He was embarrased, but classy about his response.
    5) He felt better and enjoyed the rest of the show



    BUT your post had me peein in my pants...LMFAO...:)
    So, why wouldn't a sober person at least try to make a run for the bathroom?
  • kevkev Posts: 68
    Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes.


    please ease my mind and tell me where this is from...
  • DeeveDeeve Posts: 122
    Allright, where is that picture we were promised?
    "Lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet"
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Shea Stadium Posts: 13,735
    best thread ever on here.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • civ_eng_girlciv_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    kev wrote:
    please ease my mind and tell me where this is from...

    Stand By Me.... ;)
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  • kev wrote:
    please ease my mind and tell me where this is from...

    stand by me.

    am I right?
  • 1STmammal2wearPants1STmammal2wearPants Worcester, MAPosts: 2,352
    Stand By Me.... ;)

    one of my favorites.
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  • bostonloubostonlou Posts: 2,849
    all i can say is




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    BOSTON YOU'RE MY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
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  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 339
    pjamfreak wrote:
    he puked during which song ? i ilke the details of the smell and the whole thing ...

    He hurled at the start of MMJ set. I mean, this puke stench slapped us in the impact zone like spears. Eyes watered. Dry Heaves were heard. People turned around looking for the culprit, and there he was.
    Sitting slumped on two chairs, sheepishly taking credit for this horrible assault on our olfactory systems. Was this fool drunk? High? Someone, most likely a social service type, was heard whispering to her boyfriend, "oh maybe he has a stomach bug"

    Lady, this was no bug. This was raw sewage. A puke stew with acid so caustic that the steel chairs have been weakened beyond repair.

    Just went to the gym. Several times during my workout I had remnants of the odor filtering into my brain. I may need to seek some sort of PTSD counseling.
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  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 339
    bostonmarc wrote:
    I can almost top that story....Night 1 in Mansfield MA 2003....We were tailgating in the parking lot and my friend had an undercooked burger. All night he was saying his stomach was killing him. When the show let out the porta-johns were lined up....He ended up dropping his pants in the middle of the parking lot and taking a shit right there. I didnt notice this till after he started. There were tons of people around. It was NASTY. Needless to say it wasnt a "clean" move on his part and the 45 minute ride home was unbearable. On another note, a few feet away somebody had done it before him....

    I swear I wanted to kill him


    I am crying right now. Legit tears streaming down my face. This post is one of the best things I have done in 33 years.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2)
  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 339
    what is the best way to post a pic?
    I have it and I am consider releasing it to the general public.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2)
  • so good. after being pissed that i missed last night's show, this post has definately helped my spirits. your words to describe the puke event are so eloquent!!!
  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 339
    OK, I have settled some legal issues with my attorneys and have received permission to post this picture. Seems there are some places in the world where posting this type of thing will get you arrested. I don't need Chris Jansen showing up in my kitchen offering me some cookies and asking me why i am chasing around a cat with cool-whip while naked.

    Here is the link to the photo:


    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2)
  • nothingman44nothingman44 Posts: 1,411
    UNH1995 wrote:
    OK, I have settled some legal issues with my attorneys and have received permission to post this picture. Seems there are some places in the world where posting this type of thing will get you arrested. I don't need Chris Jansen showing up in my kitchen offering me some cookies and asking me why i am chasing around a cat with cool-whip while naked.

    Here is the link to the photo:


    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg

    haha!!!! is that hamburger mixed in there?

    that is fucking hilarious. i wonder if this kid knows he is a legend now.

    that is one giant pile of puke! if i was anywhere near that, i definitely would have booted all over the place myself.
  • UNH1995UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 339
    Here are some things to keep in mind:

    MMJ is playing song number 2 at the time of the first whiff.

    I leaped from my seat and took the pic. I am a nice person, but I was overcome with the need to document this stuff.

    Observer the puker's hands. Something just ain't right.

    Fascinating to me was the couple that sat there in the spatter-field. They never moved.

    The puker stayed by his puke for 35 minutes. Then tipped the cleaner. As classy as a concert concrete puker can be. This puker was raised right.

    The pukers actual seats were 4 seats to his right. So he was vomiting in other peoples seats. Thanks, thanks a lot.

    I'm seeing some form of potatoes. Fries? Wedges? Tater tots?

    Did he have a yoohoo?

    After the clean-up, there was a white powder left on the floor. It looked like someone dropped a box of powdered donuts in a bowl of beef stew. Evidently, this is considered clean and sanitary by fleet center officials.

    This whole thing made me realize that Americans are not ready to deal with the dreaded Bird Flu. This pile o' bile sat uncleaned for 35 minutes.

    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2)
  • LizardLizard So CalPosts: 11,623
    UNH1995 wrote:

    WHY DID I OPEN THAT? I just ate an In N Out cheesburger 15 min. ago!

    GAK
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  • nothingman44nothingman44 Posts: 1,411
    Lizard wrote:
    WHY DID I OPEN THAT? I just ate an In N Out cheesburger 15 min. ago!

    GAK


    i bet that burger went "in" and is now on its way "out".
  • hippiemomhippiemom Posts: 3,326
    UNH1995 wrote:
    Here are some things to keep in mind:

    MMJ is playing song number 2 at the time of the first whiff.

    I leaped from my seat and took the pic. I am a nice person, but I was overcome with the need to document this stuff.

    Observer the puker's hands. Something just ain't right.

    Fascinating to me was the couple that sat there in the spatter-field. They never moved.

    The puker stayed by his puke for 35 minutes. Then tipped the cleaner. As classy as a concert concrete puker can be. This puker was raised right.

    The pukers actual seats were 4 seats to his right. So he was vomiting in other peoples seats. Thanks, thanks a lot.

    I'm seeing some form of potatoes. Fries? Wedges? Tater tots?

    Did he have a yoohoo?

    After the clean-up, there was a white powder left on the floor. It looked like someone dropped a box of powdered donuts in a bowl of beef stew. Evidently, this is considered clean and sanitary by fleet center officials.

    This whole thing made me realize that Americans are not ready to deal with the dreaded Bird Flu. This pile o' bile sat uncleaned for 35 minutes.

    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg
    Sweet Jesus, this is even funnier than the first post! I'm cryin' here!!! :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • BlancheBlanche Posts: 247
    Lizard wrote:
    I am surprised there wasn't sympathy puke going on.

    could have been quite a "barforama" going on there!!!


    ICK
    Sort of like the story Munch told in the Goonies? Except his was fake puke.

    The puking story is gross enough (but damn funny).
    But how can you analyse this guy's barf?
    :eek:
    YUCK
  • OMG, how gross.....I am so glad that I was no where near that (4th row, center!)....I would've died. I have SERIOUS vomit phobia, no joke. Deathly afraid of it.

    In all the shows (not just Pearl Jam, I've seen tons of bands live) I've ever been to, I have been blessed not to see anyone puke.

    Thank you, God.

    P.S. your analysis/editorial is damn funny, though.
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